Okay, I get it... (517 hits)
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Submitted by briokid666.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2007-06-13 21:51:45 EDT
I think I understand it now. I finally get it. Here's how it works-
Step 1: I write for REAL publications and do REAL spoken-word performances for a decade, and I gain recognition locally and otherwise for my REAL talent as a REAL writer.
Step 2: I get bored enough and internet-wise enough to try and venture into the whole blogging ordeal.
Step 3: I write lists and short short short stories thinking that they may be viable as actual literature, and assuming that it's all the average internet geek's attention span can handle.
Step 4: I shortchange myself as a writer.
Step 5: Everybody on a retarded blogsite thinks I'm the shittiest blogger ever, which I am.
Step 6: I get over it and get back to the grind of writing for self satisfaction and a paycheck, instead of for the respect of a large group of porn addicts.
Step 7: I stick to DVD and VHS porn so that it's regulated. Moderation is key.
Step 8: I reach the conclusion-you guys are full of shit, and your opinion is worth about dick.
User Reviews
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What are you trying to prove? Why is this so important to you?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HALO THAR COCK BREATH
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
who is this cunt?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU'VE DICOVERED THE HIDDEN TREASURE! EUREKA!!!
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2007-06-14 10:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Huh? What happened? Sorry, I fell asleep.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-14 10:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-13 21:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this isn't a blogsite, stupid fucker.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-14 08:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Literature is literally "acquaintance with letters" as in the first sense given in the Oxford English Dictionary (from the Latin littera meaning "an individual written character (letter)"). The term has generally come to identify a collection of texts or works of art, which in Western culture are mainly prose, both fiction and non-fiction, drama and poetry. In much, if not all of the world, texts can be oral as well, and include such genres as epic, legend, myth, ballad, plus other forms of oral poetry, and folktale.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literature
lit·er·a·ture /ˈlɪtərətʃər, -ˌtʃʊər, ˈlɪtrə-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[lit-er-uh-cher, -choor, li-truh-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
-noun 1. writings in which expression and form, in connection with ideas of permanent and universal interest, are characteristic or essential features, as poetry, novels, history, biography, and essays.
2. the entire body of writings of a specific language, period, people, etc.: the literature of England.
3. the writings dealing with a particular subject: the literature of ornithology.
4. the profession of a writer or author.
5. literary work or production.
6. any kind of printed material, as circulars, leaflets, or handbills: literature describing company products.
7. Archaic. polite learning; literary culture; appreciation of letters and books.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Literature
it doesn't have to be on paper, fuckstain. Why don't you go back to your myspace blog?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-14 08:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-14 00:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uh...y halo thar unabonger...
must take a pass on the buttsecks. a certain director would likely take exception. :)
gabbly is confusing as fuck, but I'm experima on there too.
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No shit...!
You're right. McAfee then.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-14 07:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ban yourself, liar.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 05:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I write for REAL publications and do REAL spoken-word performances for a decade, and I gain recognition locally and otherwise for my REAL talent as a REAL writer.
Your name is "briokid666". My guess is, a decade ago you were still sporting Pampers.
Now stop logging in, you talentless twat.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-06-14 03:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
all your posts have sequential numbers. Thats not allowed.
-2 because everyone else is doing it.
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2007-06-14 00:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh yeah, -2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-14 00:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uh...y halo thar unabonger...
must take a pass on the buttsecks. a certain director would likely take exception. :)
gabbly is confusing as fuck, but I'm experima on there too.
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2007-06-14 00:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and the day I "venture" to call any website a "literary site," fucking kill me. Literature (for me) will always be printed in ink on a page. I'd rather read my old paperback of Slaughterhouse 5 over and over until the end of time than give credit to a website...ever
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2007-06-14 00:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait...huh? Did I just get laid somehow?
-2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-14 00:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get on gabbly. Let's cyber cause I have Norton Condoms and it's safe that way!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-14 00:18:10 EDT (#)
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Hi! Experima! Y HELO THAR BUTTSECKS?
Mah AIM is HOTROD4U!!!!111
without the exclamations points, of course.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-14 00:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what unabonger said. hi, u!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-14 00:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this isn't a blog site. I'd venture to say it was once a literary site but it's changed. So now, good writing warrants +2s and porn and hilarious satire also get you a +2. A blog garners a -2. A short story that is good is worth a +1 if entertainment value is high enough. A long story may get you the +2 if it's good but, in these days on uber, it's usually met with the ever-popular
"WTF I'm not reading all that! -2DIE!!"
For instance, this post sucked donkey dick. Now that I've educated you on uber, I want you to tell ME why I'm -2ing this.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-13 23:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There was no joke here, cut it out.
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2007-06-13 23:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please, PLEASE will somebody get the joke?
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2007-06-13 23:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
eh, fact is you still feel the need to type something...and yes, I am a liar.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-13 23:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Step 8: I reach the conclusion-you guys are full of shit, and your opinion is worth about dick."
This was the most valuable part of what you said.
Who cares what you do for a living? "REAL" is relative. Bill O'Reilly is a REAL talk show host, but that doesn't mean I want to hear anything he has to say. If he created an ubersite account and posted his opinions, I would give them negative ratings regardless of the fact that he's a rich famous television celebrity.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-06-13 23:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you were such a successful, acclaimed writer before you came here, why would you give a shit about this place? I think you're a liar.
+1 for the unintentional humor.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-06-13 22:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alters + Plagiarism = Lame
Maths is fun
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-06-13 22:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40081
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2007-06-13 22:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nope, you don't
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-13 22:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
[None] Okay, I get it... (Rating: -0.88 on 12 reviews, last by d_prime 2 minutes ago)
Submitted by briokid666.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2007-06-13 21:51:45 EDT
[Graphics] duhhh, 10 things (Rating: 0 on 11 reviews, last by billiam5billion 13 minutes ago)
Submitted by briokid666.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2007-06-13 21:12:52 EDT
[Sports] I can't wait to find out how many people hate Texas (Rating: 0 on 9 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 3 minutes ago)
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[Romance] The Crazy Chicken (Rating: -1.16 on 16 reviews, last by billiam5billion 6 hours ago)
Submitted by briokid666.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2007-06-12 12:20:14 EDT
[Sound & Music] Donkey shows (Rating: -2 on 9 reviews, last by JonnyX 1 day ago)
Submitted by briokid666.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2007-06-12 12:19:00 EDT
[Business & Financial] 10 things (Rating: 1.28 on 27 reviews, last by billiam5billion 11 minutes ago)
Submitted by <andy.barnard.at.us.army.mil> (View user info) at 2007-06-08 21:51:28 EDT
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-13 22:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I could be a REAL writer too. I guess when I write it is really in someone's imagination and I don't actually exist.
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2007-06-13 22:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
touche.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-13 22:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Step 8: I reach the conclusion-you guys are full of shit, and your opinion is worth about dick.
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Gimme a break, the guy calling me a stupid fucker gave me a 0 instead of a -2. What kinda shit is that?
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So what? I thought you didn't care. Have another 0.
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2007-06-13 22:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
by the way, if you want to read something interesting, BUY A FUCKING BOOK!
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2007-06-13 22:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gimme a break, the guy calling me a stupid fucker gave me a 0 instead of a -2. What kinda shit is that?
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-13 21:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-13 21:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this isn't a blogsite, stupid fucker.
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2007-06-13 21:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and my streak continues...suckers.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-13 21:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What? I'm not sure what crawled up yoour ass but I'd haave been more than willing to rate this well if you had posting something other than a high minded Step-by-Step of how you ended up not giving a shit about me/ the average ubestite user. Okay then, leave, I'm heaar to read something entertaining, not this filth.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-13 21:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If our opinions are worth dick, what the fuck are you doing posting about it?
I've read your stuff and it's complete manure. All of it.
Get over yourself, shitforaface.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-13 21:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You say that like I care.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-13 21:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow man, you burned out quick.
Flame on.