Uber - help me before I do something really bad (1687 hits)
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Submitted by Anthony Locascio (View user info) at 2007-06-14 10:51:10 EDT
Okay, this is a short post, no bullshit. My wife just got off the phone with me. Her boss was yelling and screaming at her, telling her to "get the fucking attorney on the phone." I don't know how it works for most of you, but people don't talk to my wife like that and get away with it. I'm seriously considering going down to her office and getting in the son of a bitch's face and letting him know this. It might cost her her job, but at this moment I'm so hot I don't give a good damn and we don't need the money that bad.
So what do you do, uber? Do you tell this old fuck that he'd better watch his tongue or lose it? Or is this something that you have to be prepared for in the workplace. Heaven knows we have enough of the f-bomb being thrown around in my office to make a Dice Clay album, but we're engineers and electricians - you don't talk like that to a woman, I would think. I have until 3:00 when the fucker comes back from deposition. I'm entertaining anything reasonable.
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-18 20:59:09 EDT (#)
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It's her job. Consider the possibility that she fucked up royally and deserves to be shouted and cussed at. And, if she didn't fuck up, she's a big girl and should be able to take care of herself. Stop trying to be some big-shot hero who'll swoop in and save the day for a naive, stupid, incapable little girl. It makes you look foolish.
It's none of your business.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-06-18 20:41:50 EDT (#)
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Just send in LUEshi to save the day?
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:09:26 EDT (#)
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get fucked
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 00:59:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:50:31 EDT (#)
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The more I think about this the worse this post is.
If you were going to do anyhting you would do it, not ask Uber for advice and blab about how "hot" you are.
What kind of office does your wife work in? If they guy touched her or got in her face when he said that, be pissed. If she works somewhere where adult language is used and can't take it maybe she should quit and open up a daycare.
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-06-17 09:13:04 EDT (#)
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Bonnie Tyler helps me whenever I get "so hot".
Turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit lonely and you're never coming around
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit restless and I dream of something wild
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll never be the boy you always you wanted to be
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-06-16 23:20:31 EDT (#)
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bore him to death with nerdy faggot fiction
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-06-16 13:46:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-16 12:08:51 EDT (#)
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You should let your wife handle her own business. All you will do is make it harder for her if you interfere.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-16 12:28:26 EDT (#)
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Well I dont care
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-16 12:08:51 EDT (#)
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You should let your wife handle her own business. All you will do is make it harder for her if you interfere.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-16 11:32:07 EDT (#)
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Kill him.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-06-15 21:25:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-06-15 20:37:29 EDT (#)
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When did you turn into Fat Tony?
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I'd say when I hit 260 lbs.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-06-15 20:37:29 EDT (#)
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When did you turn into Fat Tony?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-06-15 19:57:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:58:46 EDT (#)
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Go watch a Samuel L. Jackson movie. That's how you handle this. Strike the fear of god into him.
I especially like the scene in Shaft, where he beats the drug dealer senseless.
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I think this was my favorite of all the reviews.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-15 15:55:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-15 15:46:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-06-15 01:01:30 EDT (#)
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omg im sorry to hear about this. violense is bad but sometime u need to prtoect ur loved ones!!
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wtf?
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Hahahahahaha
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-15 15:46:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-06-15 01:01:30 EDT (#)
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omg im sorry to hear about this. violense is bad but sometime u need to prtoect ur loved ones!!
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wtf?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:58:46 EDT (#)
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Go watch a Samuel L. Jackson movie. That's how you handle this. Strike the fear of god into him.
I especially like the scene in Shaft, where he beats the drug dealer senseless.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2007-06-15 01:52:01 EDT (#)
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Kill him.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-06-15 01:01:30 EDT (#)
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omg im sorry to hear about this. violense is bad but sometime u need to prtoect ur loved ones!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-14 22:57:22 EDT (#)
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Don't sweat it. It'll pass.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-14 21:20:21 EDT (#)
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We had a co-worker that used to scream and throw things when he got stressed out.
One time when he was stressed out, I logged twenty stats into the lab and they all went to his station. I was stacking the tubes in racks when a small manual flew by my head followed by a "GODDAMMIT!"
Fortunately, I didn't have to do anything since the episode was witnessed by many. He was fired on the spot.
If he would have actually hit me with the manual, I wouldn't have sued him or anything. I knew exactly where he lived. I would have cruised by his house at 4am and destroyed his precious Pontiac Sunfire GT.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-14 19:14:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:54:46 EDT (#)
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That was great, the reivews I mean. There's some really good advice down there and some really bad advice. I've read enough of your stuff to know you're smart enough to know which is which. Have a better one.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:22:02 EDT (#)
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2+ for this comment.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:48:29 EDT (#)
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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I have never tuned in to Jack's style before, but this was so dry it made my eyes crack.
Jack....I'm now a fan.
Aside from the film it's from (good film) but i don't like film quoters. This was still used perfectly.
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I must admit I hardly read this post. Your wife is a big girl and can take care of herself. If she wants you to wade in, she will ask. Until then, let her fight her own battles, it's part of being an adult
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:39:49 EDT (#)
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Good Lord, this thing got onto most heated? Jee-eeez. Anyhoo, I decided that the view point that she should butch up and defend herself is probably the correct one. I have also decided that a significant percentage of Uberers don a paper hat before heading to work.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:02:10 EDT (#)
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Urinate in his wife's hair.
Primal dominance. He'll get the picture.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:49:17 EDT (#)
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Why is she calling you instead of the attorney? Sounds like she should just get fired.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:48:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-14 14:47:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:56:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:48:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:45:34 EDT (#)
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i use FCUK
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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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ok...and um...why?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtD_Ss3LGJg
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well it's a question of taste. i don't suppose you're a cologne expert. does this darrak noir helps mask that weird smell that emanates from redhair people and their decaying skin?
my gf says that fcuk cologne smells great on me after sex. like it heats up on my chest to release its full power, a synbiose of manliness. LOLOL
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:19:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-14 10:41:40 PDT (#)
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If a woman at my work was sworn at by the boss and didn't respond with some variation on "ask nicely or you can do it your fucking self" and then got her chipmunk-jawed husband to come down to the office and start throwing threats of physical violence around, I would laugh about as hard as I did at this post.
"Look internet forum! I am a MAAAAANNNNNN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP ME FROM EMPTY POSTURING VIA THE GIFT OF YOUR TYPE!"
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okay, THAT was funny
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-14 14:53:03 EDT (#)
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This is what lawyers are for.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-14 14:47:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:56:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:48:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:45:34 EDT (#)
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i use FCUK
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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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ok...and um...why?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtD_Ss3LGJg
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-06-14 14:25:02 EDT (#)
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Stop living in the 50's.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 14:12:17 EDT (#)
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lol at ci-dessous
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-14 14:03:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-06-14 02:15:59 CDT (#)
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good to see good old big mike in action again
no he'll just google it.
he'll come back with 'yes, I remember when I stuck my vagina into a penis, i was quite the experience.'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:56:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:48:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:45:34 EDT (#)
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i use FCUK
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ok...and um...why?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:50:31 EDT (#)
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The more I think about this the worse this post is.
If you were going to do anyhting you would do it, not ask Uber for advice and blab about how "hot" you are.
What kind of office does your wife work in? If they guy touched her or got in her face when he said that, be pissed. If she works somewhere where adult language is used and can't take it maybe she should quit and open up a daycare.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:50:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:49:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:25:42 BST (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:23:58 EDT (#)
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She needs to be the one to put him in his place, not you.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:48:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:45:34 EDT (#)
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i use FCUK
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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:45:34 EDT (#)
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i use FCUK
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:42:25 EDT (#)
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Oh, and I'm also training them to recognize Drakkar Noir and shiny polyester blend shirts, so if I ever head back up north watch your ass, Caul.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:41:40 EDT (#)
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If a woman at my work was sworn at by the boss and didn't respond with some variation on "ask nicely or you can do it your fucking self" and then got her chipmunk-jawed husband to come down to the office and start throwing threats of physical violence around, I would laugh about as hard as I did at this post.
"Look internet forum! I am a MAAAAANNNNNN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP ME FROM EMPTY POSTURING VIA THE GIFT OF YOUR TYPE!"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:41:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:32:30 EDT (#)
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All you guys saying call an attorney are living in a fucking dream world. Unless she has goddamned videotape of the incident or witnesses willing to jeopardize their own jobs/reputations/working relationships by speaking up, she is screwed, and that is why my advice is to just help her weather the storm.
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you call this an 'incident' and a 'storm'?
wow...obviously you've never had too much interactions scrubbing toilets.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:38:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:22:16 EDT (#)
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i love how jack, cat herder extraordinaire, thinks he knows how to handle a woman.
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Hey man, in my youth I was a dog man and (thought) cats were disgusting until I started a relationship with someone who was really into cats. Who knew that would bring me to the point I'm at now, with a new litter of 150lb specially bred guard cats that recognize hand signals, vocal commands and whistles.
The next time you hear about another jogger being taken down by a 'mountain lion' in the hills of the San Francisco Bay Area, keep one word in mind. 'Training.'
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:37:02 EDT (#)
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If you were a man you would go down there and punch him in the mouth, but you aren't a man.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:35:06 EDT (#)
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And by no bullshit - you actually mean bullshit?
like, mega lame.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:32:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:02:47 EDT (#)
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If your wife can't handle someone's little outburst she needs to man up or get out. Your showing up at her office and making waggly-fisted threats isn't going to help her in any way. It will only make her seem weak and you look stupid. You might even get yourself arrested and your wife fired.
Have your wife make up to the guy by taking him out for a drink after work. While they're inside, pour a 1.75L bottle of cheap whiskey over his car. As he leaves the parking lot, call the cops and tell them you think he's driving badly as if he's been drinking.
Meet your wife at her office and fuck on the guy's desk. Wipe splooge on all his pens.
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Seconded...
oh and what Hidden said.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:32:30 EDT (#)
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All you guys saying call an attorney are living in a fucking dream world. Unless she has goddamned videotape of the incident or witnesses willing to jeopardize their own jobs/reputations/working relationships by speaking up, she is screwed, and that is why my advice is to just help her weather the storm.
ANY company will just write this off as a 'personality conflict' if she is the lone complaintant with no proof, measure her past contributions/future value to the firm against the boss and then toss her can out the door in favor of the Exec.
Not belittling your wife, Tony, you know what I'm talking about.
Just buy her something nice now and have a fucktheworld weekend together.
And if you happen to into Nazi porn, hide that stash, brother. Oh yes.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:31:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:02:47 EDT (#)
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If your wife can't handle someone's little outburst she needs to man up or get out. Your showing up at her office and making waggly-fisted threats isn't going to help her in any way. It will only make her seem weak and you look stupid. You might even get yourself arrested and your wife fired.
Have your wife make up to the guy by taking him out for a drink after work. While they're inside, pour a 1.75L bottle of cheap whiskey over his car. As he leaves the parking lot, call the cops and tell them you think he's driving badly as if he's been drinking.
Meet your wife at her office and fuck on the guy's desk. Wipe splooge on all his pens.
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i stopped reading reviews after this one.
your wife should be demanding basic respect. if she doesn't get it, she needs to leave. you can act like a tough guy, but it will bite you and her right in the ass.
i can give you all kinds of suggestions that would knock this guy down more than a few notches, but they are all the wrong answer. so play it cool, tell your wife that your opinion as her husband is to put her resignation in, explaining that she's quitting due to feeling very disrespected, and move on. trust me, i used to have a hot head and it never solved anything. i'd get away with fucking someone up sometimes, but there were always consequences. play it smart- cool off and realize these things happen and deal with it the right way.
the liquor thing and fucking on his desk is ok, though. i'd do that one.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:26:45 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:22:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:10:40 EDT (#)
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surely, bob has books about fucking with women though
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Everything I know comes from my handy dandy...NOTEBOOK! YAY!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:18:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-14 10:53:35 EDT (#)
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DO A BARREL ROLL
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I didn't think you had a wife.
But I suppose that since you do, the above was good advice.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:15:59 EDT (#)
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OH BOB COME ON
Now is it really that different from
when you say: "Bitch, bring me my
fucking TV dinner."
she probably feels right at home in her office.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:10:40 EDT (#)
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surely, bob has books about fucking with women though
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:10:04 EDT (#)
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apollo- and you're here how?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:08:27 EDT (#)
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bob - you have to have fucked a woman before you can have opinions on this.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:05:38 EDT (#)
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stab him?
shoot him?
punch him?
bitchslap him?
yell loudly at hind?
uh...
burn down his office?
make him become a state senator?
file sexual harassment lawsuits?
rape him?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:52:32 EDT (#)
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Maybe if she was doing the fuck she was told instead on the phone with her shmoopy-woopy, he wouldn't have to yell at her ass.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:48:23 EDT (#)
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tell the ugly fat bitch to shut her whiny cake hole and call the fucking attorney.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:47:41 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, you beeter get down there and protect the little lady's honor.
Does she find it insulting when you assume you have to save her from the big bad world?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:34:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:02:47 EDT (#)
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If your wife can't handle someone's little outburst she needs to man up or get out. Your showing up at her office and making waggly-fisted threats isn't going to help her in any way. It will only make her seem weak and you look stupid. You might even get yourself arrested and your wife fired.
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Agreed. He should know better, and context can be everything, but his cursing here didn't seem directed AT her. If he called her a name, it would be a different.
She should talk to HR. You should not involve yourself.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:34:25 EDT (#)
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Tell her to call the attorney.
And sue.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:32:06 EDT (#)
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Our cattle's pants sizes > your cattle's pants sizes
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*weep*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:28:37 EDT (#)
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our cattle > your cattle
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:28:29 EDT (#)
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My wife has the same problem right now, she just smiles at her boss (which makes him scream even more) we are gonna wait till he gets REALLY pissed off and fires her, then file a hostile workplace lawsuit, get him fired and retire to Jamaca.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:25:33 EDT (#)
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Women are a lot like cats, really. I'd be more concerned if he spent a lot of his time with cattle and other livestock. I mean French-Canadian women. I mean cattle and other livestock.
Stupid fingers.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:22:16 EDT (#)
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i love how jack, cat herder extraordinaire, thinks he knows how to handle a woman.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:21:58 EDT (#)
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I thought he was interested in punishing the guy, not changing his life for the better.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:18:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:09:16 EDT (#)
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What you should do is make him throw up into his dick.
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Better yet, strap him down Clockwork Orange style and make him read O-tron's poetry for a couple hours. That'll make him think twice in the future.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:09:16 EDT (#)
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What you should do is make him throw up into his dick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:05:44 EDT (#)
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Too early for beer. Scotch? OK.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:03:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:50:36 EDT (#)
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Well, I know how Shlongy would handle it- and it involves whining and crying over a beer while Mrs. Schlongy looks after the situation.
Your wife needs to confront this fucking asshole.
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Good advice from Schlongy there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:53:15 EDT (#)
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Then, jack off onto the mouthpiece of his telephone.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:53:03 EDT (#)
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Hell man, he can yell all he wants but he's never gonna see her naked. Plus, you two will outlive him.
Do this.
Go to her office. NOW.
With flowers, something simple, no eight million roses. Some daises, something that just says you're thinking about her.
Take her to lunch if you can - if not, bring her a sandwich or a slice of pizza or something she really likes. If it's too late for that, some chocolates. A nice pin or earrings from those illegal immigrant craftsmen with the display on the corner. A custom made t-shirt that says MY BOSS IS A DICKHEAD.
Cheap or $$$ doesn't matter.
>>Just show up unannounced and let her know you know what she is dealing with.<<
She'll glide through the rest of the day and you'll get bonus points.
Trust me, this will work.
Oh, and don't get busted busting the ass of a woman wearing nothing but an eyepatch and thigh high stiletto boots. Trust me on that, too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:50:36 EDT (#)
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Well, I know how Shlongy would handle it- and it involves some ass kicking.
Go confront this fucking asshole.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:49:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:25:42 BST (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:23:58 EDT (#)
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She needs to be the one to put him in his place, not you.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:46:35 EDT (#)
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When I read your fiction, you sound like an intelligent person.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:39:36 EDT (#)
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p.s. he's not really my friend anymore. i don't hang out with ppl like that :-P
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:38:06 EDT (#)
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italians have such a temper. though i don't know if you're really italian or just american.
i have an italian friend. he was born there and raised in france. what a combo. he's the boss of a company.
last time i saw him he was kicking the doors of one of his employee's Toyota Echo and calling an old woman a fat cow.
and the last news i heard from his gf is that he drove his car into a telephone pole when they had an argument.
i thought italians were supposed to be classy.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:25:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:23:58 EDT (#)
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She needs to be the one to put him in his place, not you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:25:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:22:40 EDT (#)
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If only you applied this to Uber instead of getting your faggot panties in a bunch when you get your sensitive feelings hurt. Need a hug? Fucking queer.
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trolling on the internet doesn't mean having your panties in a bunch.
i don't even know what i'm typing here anymore
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:23:58 EDT (#)
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She needs to be the one to put him in his place, not you.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:23:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:02:47 EDT (#)
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If your wife can't handle someone's little outburst she needs to man up or get out. Your showing up at her office and making waggly-fisted threats isn't going to help her in any way. It will only make her seem weak and you look stupid. You might even get yourself arrested and your wife fired.
Have your wife make up to the guy by taking him out for a drink after work. While they're inside, pour a 1.75L bottle of cheap whiskey over his car. As he leaves the parking lot, call the cops and tell them you think he's driving badly as if he's been drinking.
Meet your wife at her office and fuck on the guy's desk. Wipe splooge on all his pens.
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Choose this one for sure. Fucking your wife on his desk will allow both of you a chance to snicker the next time the bossman goes off on a tangent. Remember he has the problem not you and your wife, never let someone else interfere with your happiness or life is a constant ring of appeasing, pleasing....no good. (I can't spell)
PS. That being said you should kill him.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:22:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:20:46 EDT (#)
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when my gf complains about rude collegues, i just tell her to adpot the ballon principle. don't run after it while it deflates, pick it up when it's done.
when some 40-years old IT nerd virgin gives me shit, i just phase out and think about what i have to buy to make dinner or something and when he's done, i smile and keep talking about work.
or she can just leave, showing that the person doesn't own you and that you have to take that shit. my boss was acting like a cunt the other day and i just got up and left her office, not saying a word except yawning.
then again, i can't bring myself to give a shit about my job so maybe i'm not an example. :-P
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If only you applied this to Uber instead of getting your faggot panties in a bunch when you get your sensitive feelings hurt. Need a hug? Fucking queer.
Submitted by BUTCH_HERO (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:22:04 EDT (#)
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Sweep the leg, Johnny
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:21:49 EDT (#)
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Why, thanks, Hilarity. You are too kind.
Eagle Scout, you know. Be Prepared and all that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:20:46 EDT (#)
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when my gf complains about rude collegues, i just tell her to adpot the ballon principle. don't run after it while it deflates, pick it up when it's done.
when some 40-years old IT nerd virgin gives me shit, i just phase out and think about what i have to buy to make dinner or something and when he's done, i smile and keep talking about work.
or she can just leave, showing that the person doesn't own you and that you have to take that shit. my boss was acting like a cunt the other day and i just got up and left her office, not saying a word except yawning.
then again, i can't bring myself to give a shit about my job so maybe i'm not an example. :-P
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:16:52 EDT (#)
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You're Italian, aren't you? Go there with a glock and talk some Joe Pesci at him.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:13:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:02:47 EDT (#)
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If your wife can't handle someone's little outburst she needs to man up or get out. Your showing up at her office and making waggly-fisted threats isn't going to help her in any way. It will only make her seem weak and you look stupid. You might even get yourself arrested and your wife fired.
Have your wife make up to the guy by taking him out for a drink after work. While they're inside, pour a 1.75L bottle of cheap whiskey over his car. As he leaves the parking lot, call the cops and tell them you think he's driving badly as if he's been drinking.
Meet your wife at her office and fuck on the guy's desk. Wipe splooge on all his pens.
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This right here is why Skrap is my adopted Dad. HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO IN EVERY SITUATION.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:09:13 EDT (#)
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Your best course of action would be to take advice from Uber users as they know everything there is to know about everything especially the inner workings of intimate relationships and general social behavior.
P.S. I want to bang your wife.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:07:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:01:51 EDT (#)
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id have married a woman that could stand up for herself to a dickhead boss, bitch.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-14 10:53:35 EDT (#)
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DO A BARREL ROLL
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Both of these made me laugh like a retard.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:03:31 EDT (#)
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first of all settle down
second of all...don't do shit
I've been through this before and you're not going to accomplish anything except releasing some frustration
go find a cat and beat it if you need that
there is no place for emotion in a workplace so stop acting like a woman
I'll assume your wife is a professional, tell her to act like it and put the man in his place and start finding a job where she gets treated how she is supposed to be treated.
words are words dude
however...if he puts his hands on her, threatens her after she's told him how he should conduct himself or anthing to those extents then, so long as youre prepared to handle the legal side of it...bootstomp the motherfucker and be sure to clean your waffle, no need to walk around with evidence caked to your shit.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:02:47 EDT (#)
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If your wife can't handle someone's little outburst she needs to man up or get out. Your showing up at her office and making waggly-fisted threats isn't going to help her in any way. It will only make her seem weak and you look stupid. You might even get yourself arrested and your wife fired.
Have your wife make up to the guy by taking him out for a drink after work. While they're inside, pour a 1.75L bottle of cheap whiskey over his car. As he leaves the parking lot, call the cops and tell them you think he's driving badly as if he's been drinking.
Meet your wife at her office and fuck on the guy's desk. Wipe splooge on all his pens.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:01:51 EDT (#)
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id have married a woman that could stand up for herself to a dickhead boss, bitch.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:00:15 EDT (#)
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Dude you should totally knock that guy down a notch.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-14 10:57:37 EDT (#)
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... ask your wife, dickhead.
God I'd make a good husband.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-14 10:57:29 EDT (#)
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explain calmly and quietly, in person, that if he ever pulls this again, you will break him in two.
its not a threat, it's a fact.
he'll then throw your wife on the street and you won't havta worry about it.
have a nice day
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-14 10:55:59 EDT (#)
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Whatever that means.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-14 10:55:35 EDT (#)
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Give him a hard spine buster to the mid section.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-14 10:54:37 EDT (#)
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punch her in da mouf
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-14 10:53:35 EDT (#)
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DO A BARREL ROLL
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-06-14 10:53:11 EDT (#)
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Punch 'im in da MOUF!