I'll Rip off Your Testicles, Chew On Them, And Spit Them Out (655 hits)
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Submitted by UNBAN S.I. Co. Semen PLEASE (View user info) at 2007-06-14 11:01:20 EDT
You women, you disgusting, vile, filthy fucking pigs make me sick. Sick to my stomach, that is. Population control would be best suited if women were to start in England and filter it's way outwards, touching the U.S. succinctly. You cunts walk around like you are the victims of some arbitrary gender battle claiming that a 'glass ceiling' has been placed above your head.
You slither your way up to some economic and sociological status where we can once again trust you and then one of your breed, one of you chromosome mishaps, one of you extra hole havers do something so magnanimous that it brings the whole lot of women down. How can you sit there abashed with ignorance, pretending like you don't know what I'm talking about?
You get close to a guy that you consider just a friend and you give him a piece of that sweet, sweet pussy. God forbid we actually like it and we decide to come back for more....oh god forbid that. What do you do? You dangle your pussy just in front of our nose like a proverbial carrot waiting for us to take the bait.
Alimony.
Child support.
Emotional suffering.
Half of everything I made...
Where does the madness end?
So, you still think I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, huh? You filthy mongrels, you. Horrible tramps that leave an indelible stamp of swine on all of society, including men.
First it was Lorena Bobbit 14 years ago........14 years later it's Amanda Monti; and you wonder why we don't trust you?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm
Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
'Pulled hard'
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
DISCLAIMER: I was joking about women. I love most of you, especially if you are under 130 lbs.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-14 19:13:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:22:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:11:24 EDT (#)
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Simon, you are a twat.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:54:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:06:12 EDT (#)
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God, men are such babies...
that's NOTHING compared to giving birth.
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WHAT? let me take out your ovaries and play with them like a set of clackers and we'll see who cries first
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:20:24 EDT (#)
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fag balls
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:09:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:06:12 EDT (#)
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God, men are such babies...
that's NOTHING compared to giving birth.
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Are you on drugs?
Seriously, that's like ripping your ovaries out.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:06:12 EDT (#)
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God, men are such babies...
that's NOTHING compared to giving birth.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-14 13:05:21 EDT (#)
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yeah my bollocks still hurt
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:26:49 EDT (#)
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o
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:22:43 EDT (#)
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Says the man who is too coward to post anything. I take your advice about as much as I listen to rocks. When you have the balls to stop cowering and post something yourself than I might give one iota of a fuck about what you say.
In the meantime, drop your pseudo-intellectual remarks any time you feel the desire.
P.S. Let's get married.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:10:04 EDT (#)
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This is a stupid post with stupid commentary.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-14 12:07:51 EDT (#)
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You do not fuck with that girl.
But seriously two and a half years?
she should be looking at least a decade.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:48:49 EDT (#)
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He must have had weak balls.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:46:10 EDT (#)
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I dont understand why she tried to swallow it.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:34:17 EDT (#)
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Holy shit!!! May her picture be shown for all men to see her when she comes out!
What a fucking grip. Oh good god I feel sick.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:25:31 EDT (#)
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eew, squished ball
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:20:00 EDT (#)
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Hi GetNakeddd, good to see you around. I hope all is going well for you and church. Give me a shout sometime, comrade.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:18:40 EDT (#)
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that is fucking horrific
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:12:41 EDT (#)
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*winces*
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it seems as if your pleas are falling on deaf ears
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:12:41 EDT (#)
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*winces*
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:11:14 EDT (#)
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women should be seen and not heard, mostly because i'm mouth fucking them
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:09:18 EDT (#)
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Dude, I don't care how angry I was, the idea of popping someone's testicle into my mouth after I had ripped it off would never cross my mind. Sure, I'd throw it on the ground and squish it with my shoe, but eat it? No.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:07:26 EDT (#)
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So how long before one of his friends takes the piss with the line "you aint got the balls to do that"?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:03:56 EDT (#)
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Jesus fucking Christ.