Shlongy=Freddy Krueger, Foolproof, and hutbythesun, Redskies analysis (1100 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.18 on 86 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by UCSBguy (View user info) at 2007-06-14 15:37:31 EDT
These 3 fags are absolutley useless and I'll tell you why:
Shlongy: You never ever give positive rating, and always have some dumb shit remark to give. You are what? 45? 50? Who the fuck knows, you are too old for this shit. I've seen your pictures and you look like a homeless man I stop by every week on the way to school. You also look like Freddy Kreuger. Im not even kidding, you really do. I'm tired of reading your bullshit, it makes my eyes bleed. I pray that you get hit by a semi on the way to work. You are a slimey fucking cock sucker from the shitty state of Virginia. Please go take the nearest pen and jam it in your fucking eye socket.
Foolproof: Where to fucking start with you bitch. You are a miserable cock sucker with 2 pussy children whom go to bed at 7. You talk shit on the internet while your kids are eating toothpaste. You are a horrible father and completely inmature to raise them. At least I admit I'm immature and I dont have kids. You may be proud to be an American, but American isn't proud to have you. Please take the nearest pen and jam it in your fucking eye socket
Hurtbythesun: I don't really know you but I do know i already hope a giant walrus crushes you while you sleep. Go back to eating TV dinners in front of your 70's Tv in your mothers basement you little shit brick. Don't ever think you can even come to close to me. I own you in 400 different ways. wipe the cum off your teddy Ruxbin. Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.
Redskieslookfake: (I've already said this) STFU you slimey Brit. Nobody gives a shit about that crappy island with a fucking gremlin for a queen. Go back to living your life and your crappy Go waste tax money to watch a royal family surround them with things you'll never have. Hope you enjoyed the new royal gold tea set, cus you fucking payed for it bitch. You are aloser and you baby picture makes me want to punch a baby seal in the face
Hidden: A good man working in very dangerous conditions. My fued ends with this man
User Reviews
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck me, he actually listed 5! Hidden is hidden away down the bottom.
Useless boytoucher that the poster is.
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Freaking Rehasher. Use the line then move on to another one..... "boytoucher". Lame.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-17 03:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a great idea for a post. I'll make fun of Shlongy. No one has done that before.
Grow the fuck up and post something good and maybe everyone won't -2 you to death.
Next you'll be posting a "fuck you, uber" post and you'll disappear like every other miserable cocksucker that can't post anything entertaining around here.
Guess what?
NO ONE CARES!
Ya Big Baby.
Submitted by FUFtheKlown (user info) at 2007-06-16 18:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh. Schlongy is pretty cool, but I fucking loved the one on Foolproof. Especially loved the toothpaste comment.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-06-16 17:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 Shlongy
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-16 16:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is less like a hate post and more like you being a little whiney bitch.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-16 16:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love shlongy because he's an uber warrior
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-16 16:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAAAAY ELECTRO IS BACK
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-16 12:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
My first review from Shlongy:
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-06 07:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CRACKER!
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I think it was the last time he +2\'d me, which is understandable because I post mainly shit.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-16 11:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I long Shlongy and he loves me. He always leaves me positive ratings.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-15 15:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-06-14 23:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's pretty good... good enough for me to poop on!
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You could totally print this post out and use it to wipe your ass. It might not be good enough for ass though...
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
schlongy, auto-2
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-06-15 08:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You seem to have "analyzed" four people, not three, and talked about five people in total. Way to add.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-14 23:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What, no steak?
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-06-14 23:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's pretty good... good enough for me to poop on!
Submitted by SIC (user info) at 2007-06-14 22:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I see that after 3 years you still haven't stopped whining. Grow up....and lern HOW too SPEL.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-14 22:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MAI GOD, 2 posts on most heated omg lolocopter. OWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ubersite, sit DOWN!!!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And all that crushing atmosphere means that material costs are through the roof
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Fuck me, you're right! I'll have to borrow some adamantium of my man Wolverine.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 23:35:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-14 23:34:11 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 23:24:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
How exactly does one get a 'hut by the sun'?
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Timeshare on Mercury?
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Done some research: it's cheaper on Venus! Less temperate though.
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And all that crushing atmosphere means that material costs are through the roof
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think this angle has already been taken by another alter. I'm afraid you'll just have to go back and start a new one.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-14 23:34:11 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 23:24:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
How exactly does one get a 'hut by the sun'?
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Timeshare on Mercury?
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Done some research: it's cheaper on Venus! Less temperate though.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 23:24:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
How exactly does one get a 'hut by the sun'?
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Timeshare on Mercury?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How exactly does one get a 'hut by the sun'?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109257
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
UCSBguy, see when you're blowing your boyfriend, does he like it when you tickle his balls with your tongue while you're gagging on his tiny phallus?
I bet he does.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poster is a fucktard but I called the Shlongy looks like Robert Englund thing years ago.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 22:42:56 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 21:49:23 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is Foolproof?
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Some fag
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That hurts coming from a guy in a skirt!
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A skirt with a concealed blade, mind.
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Sorry, TTOM.
I obviously forgot that if it's not Scottish, it's crap.
And if it is Scottish, it probably violated a sheep!
ZING!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hidden doesn't count.
He's, uh,....stupid.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 18:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck me, he actually listed 5! Hidden is hidden away down the bottom.
Useless boytoucher that the poster is.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 22:42:56 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 21:49:23 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is Foolproof?
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Some fag
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That hurts coming from a guy in a skirt!
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A skirt with a concealed blade, mind.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Retarded cunt can't count is all.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oops I meant I adore those "four" - Shlongy, foolproof, redskies and hurtbythesun.
YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE OF SOMETHING TERRIBLY NASTY.
(god I sound polite even when I'm shouting)
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did anybody else catch that Captain Addition here said "I hate these 3..." and listed four?
Obviously, the colleges have dropped their admissions standards since I went.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I happen to adore those three.
and happen to not know YOU from Adam
have a -2
*drops into a graceful bow*
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You hear that?!?
I'm adored!
*swoons*
Sorry you dies in Bart's Game...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
VIRGINIA????
bauahauahahahahahahahaha...
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I happen to adore those three.
and happen to not know YOU from Adam
have a -2
*drops into a graceful bow*
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 21:49:23 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is Foolproof?
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Some fag
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That hurts coming from a guy in a skirt!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, post starter...why don't you chiropract my nuts?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Save your pennies...I'll tell you this much, though:
Be prepared to have to beat the women off of you with a stick. They LOVE that hat.
Personally, I use my dick but that's because I'm Shlongy.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 22:00:49 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, I've helped make you into the mean-spirited, bitter yet comical, Uberite that you are today.
So don't make me pull rank, soldier, or I'll give you a slap on your eighthead.
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Im not mean spirited OR bitter...well...maybe a little. Im thinking of buying a rancid hat...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 17:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, I've helped make you into the mean-spirited, bitter yet comical, Uberite that you are today.
So don't make me pull rank, soldier, or I'll give you a slap on your eighthead.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 21:54:25 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's what I WAS going to say...dammit...Foiled again.
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Your powers are weak old man, the circle is complete.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're pathetic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's what I WAS going to say...dammit...Foiled again.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 21:49:23 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is Foolproof?
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Some fag
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is Foolproof?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This has got to back on the front page.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suzie, he's not even a n00b:
http://ubersite.com/u/bleitzkreig
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I can't keep up with you crazy kids and all your alters *grumble grumble*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's how it's done, son:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40830 I'm calling you out Shlongy!!!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43979 Shlongy, my sister doesn't want you sending pics of yourself anymore.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44883 In response to Shlongy: "It was around midnight..." Continued.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45203 For Shlongy, and anyone else who is running out of ideas.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48191 Shlongy, I'm Sorry You Had To Hear it Like This, But I Raped your Dad in the Face and Ass.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49365 Bart and Shlongy Raped a Poor African 5-Year-old Boy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51458 Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51458 Shlongy / NSFW!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51602 shlongy is a pedophile!! he wants to rape me!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52671 Happy Thanksgiving and picture for Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52813 Mrs Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53033 Shlongy Camwhore see it here first.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53084 Shlongy has driven me out of Ubersite. Goodbye you fucknuts
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53551 I am Going to Murder Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53736 Merry Christmas to All. TACOS FOR EVERYONE!!! (...Except Shlongy)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54204 Where's SHLONGY?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54583 Team Shlongy (golf)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54787 In Response To SHLONGY"S comment on his last post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54867 Uberpoll #5487215, WARNING:SHITPOST : MNSFW : NOT ABOUT SHLONGY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55167 Shlongy. The man, the myth.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55238 Shlongy Got Plastered and Killed a Retard
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55256 shlongy didn't get his donkey punch for xmas
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55839 Shlongy Drinkin a 40 oz.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56225 Shlongy, Davros and WhatTheHell observe TigerLilly test-pilot new vibrator suit circa yesterday
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56711 Do you detest Shlongy?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57907 Awww Shlongy can't post a pic. -CAMWHORE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59687 Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:23:53 (#)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59691 Shlongy Apology
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59693 Shlongy finally finds the answer he's been searching for
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59695 They call me MR. Shlongy.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60067 Exclusive Mrs. Shlongy picture here
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60073 The Uber Insider - The Truth About Mrs. Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60509 Say It Isn't So...Shlongy...Leaving Uber??
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61044 The REAL Shlongy (complete with insider information and pictures)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61340 I hired a detective to take a photo of Shlongy at his new job...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62003 Gee, I Wonder If Shlongy Will Like This One
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62933 Shlongy tricked me into having this monster hangover
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62942 Not Animal-Friendly: The Brakefield Chronicles Vol. 7 (for Shlongy)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63421 Re: Tom's Balloon Ass Getting Penetrated By Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63490 Anything and Everything About Shlongy - A Masterpiece
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64229 I Challenge Shlongy to a rip battle in Front of Everyone! Lets see him back down/ lose badly
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42133 I strongly dislike SCHLONGY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45800 Tribute to Schlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48254 Schlongy is an asshole
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48301 Schlongy is a Cool Cat
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49278 SCHLONGY GETS A DEVOTION POSt!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52354 A question for homeowners and a prime Monday Morning opportunity for schlongy et al to get that first loki -2ing of the week out of the way so they can get on with sucking at life
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54082 Schlongy says....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54083 Schlongy says....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55290 Schlongy cock Porsche NSFW!@#$#@$@#*%
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55295 What I got Schlongy for Xmas
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57566 The elusive Schlongy finally caught on camera!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60850 Adamdidit2u vs. Schlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63805 I believe I Image Googled Schlongy....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45899 The Genius Behind the Schlong
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51786 SHLONGYS real CAMWHORE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54996 I found this book in my room, and I thought of Shlongy's mom
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56767 Shlongy's TRUE IDENTITY revealed
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56838 Bring back Shlongy's gay lover - and Random Joe!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57957 Shlongy's Epiphany (Part 1)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60537 The truth about Shlongy's Departure from Uber!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64226 Shlongy's Insult Repertoire
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your e-thuggery is annoying, and much like your dick, completely ineffective.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Heres what I read: "WAH WAH WAH! WAH-WAH WAH WAH-WAH! WAH WAH WAH WAH WAAAAAAHHHH!"
I bet you sound like the teachers in Peanuts.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suzie, he's not even a n00b:
http://ubersite.com/u/bleitzkreig
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Every n00b must be thrown to the wolves. You can either take your mauling like a big boy, or cry about it like a child. If you take it like a big boy, you will do well here. If you cry like a child, expect more reviews like those below.
In short: skate it off or get off the ice.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hurtbythesun: I don't really know you but I do know i already hope a giant walrus crushes you while you sleep. Go back to eating TV dinners in front of your 70's Tv in your mothers basement you little shit brick. Don't ever think you can even come to close to me. I own you in 400 different ways. wipe the cum off your teddy Ruxbin. Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.
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I sleep with a walrus teddy. I'm such a fucking huge Beatles fan it hurts.
I got my telly from the Co-Op. It cost me £60. In other words, more than you make in a month flipping fucking burgers in some grease-wagon at the side of the road.
My mother doesn't have a basement, she lives in a fucking massive house near London.
I wouldn't want to come close to you. I might turn into a raging faggot; at the very least I'll catch Aids.
You own fuck all you fat, ignorant, lazy piece of shit. Get off the internet before you fucking hurt yourself.
Who the fuck is Ruxbin? Fuck your (probably) shitty American TV references.
I wrote this standing up. Fuck yourself you cunt.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MAYBE THIS WILL HELP YOU FIND YOUR WAY AROUND HERE, CORKY:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109205
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
VIRGINIA????
bauahauahahahahahahahaha...
Submitted by hairjr (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WAIT A SECOND.
YOU DON'T HAVE A HUGE RACK OR A NICE VAG?
BACK TO THE -2 PILE FOR YOU, SHITFORBRAINS.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I CHANGED MY MIND!
THIS ASSCLOWN OBVIOUS READ MY EXPERT ADVICE THAT I GAVE TO YOZZ AS TO HOW TO HIT IT BIG ON UBERSITE.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your internet posturing is not impressive.
You're like that dork in h.s. that everyone picked on that tries to act like they're better, stronger, and richer than everyone when they see the jocks again at the reunion. In reality, you're still working the same paper route and sleeping on the same superman sheets that are on the same bunk bed at your Mom's house as when you were in h.s.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOLROFLCOPTER!!!$!$!#@%^&$%#@#$*)!!!!()($%$#%^
B @ W.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is great - I remember when I was a total n00b, back in 2004, I tried calling Shlongy out...I failed then, and you failed now!
YOU CANNOT RESIST TEH SHLONGY!
VIVA EL SHLONGY, PRESIDENTE-POR-VIDA!!!!!!!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If anything Shlongy looks like Kenny G's older brother....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The gremlin queen comment was pretty good.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shlongy will own your ass...literally and figuratively.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-14 16:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hope you enjoyed the new royal gold tea set, cus you fucking payed for it bitch.
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HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA Limeys pay for teh Kweenz tee seyt... Aymeriksuns pays for deh WARZ!
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahah
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like all these guys.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile (+1)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to say that Shlongy is just being honest about what he thinks, if you dont like it stop posting, critisism hurts, suck it the fuck up.
HurtByTheSun I have found to be quite objective most of the time when reviewing and rating, its not their fault if your shit is the literature equivalent to chum on a fishing boat.
FoolProof makes me laugh
Dont put yourself out there to be rated and then complain when you dont like the result.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think someone needs a nap.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongo should go on that stupid Next Big Thing show as an Englund impersonator.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-14 20:50:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy has given me a few +1 and one or two +2's, so you lie.
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have you got a great rack? If so that's possibly why
he's very giving
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
UCSBguy = spotty fuck breath
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy has given me a few +1 and one or two +2's, so you lie.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
been done before, but I chuckled none the less
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
u before e except after f = feud.
Demand a refund on your tuition.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OOOOOOOHHH, DO ME NEXT!
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bah, tell us something we don't know
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck it I laughed.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
all fuck all 3 of you. lets see if I can get a solid -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy fucking owns your cunty arse
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lame
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-14 15:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope