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TTOM: A Hate Post (1605 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.9 on 66 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by shadow (View user info) at 2007-06-15 01:07:28 EDT


This is where it began: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89458

Well, mostly. Actually we'd been eSlapping each other across a number of posts... but anyway, THIS is the latest installment in what has widely been called "The Nerd Duels." I unfortunately had to cancel an aforementioned trip to Scotland for the L.A.N.D. (ahem, Live Action Nerd Duel) on account of a fast onset case of poverty.

That's life, roll with it.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR YOUR FRIDAY VIEWING PLEASURE:

TTOM your girlfriend left her strap on at my place again.JPG (711 kB)

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Submitted by icanbecool (user info) at 2007-09-14 08:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was funny.


I didn't like the chinny chin thing, you just should have said, "Did your beard just fall off?"


But I am but a simple man, and you are a blue haired lady...who am I to criticize you?


What?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This still makes me laugh

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

At the start I didn't really want to like this but then I did anyway.


Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-04 18:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-08 14:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

groovy

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-17 17:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-16 12:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109308 POW!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-15 21:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 15:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ok, Otron, need your help.

What are the lyrics to Voltaire & The Oddz song "Come Sweet Death" on the album "Where's Neil When You Need Him?"

It's been bugging me ALL DAY and I can't find it anywhere on the intarweb!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-15 15:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 12:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mary Prankster - Breakfast
___________________

Winner! You get your choice: either "Hawt Twat" or "Boyz Club"

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-15 13:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-15 05:04:13 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool hair!

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 12:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mary Prankster - Breakfast
___________________

Winner! You get your choice: either "Hawt Twat" or "Boyz Club"
















who's placing bets on his choice?

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-06-15 12:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hair!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mary Prankster - Breakfast

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so fuckin meh, but youve got a giney.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"this tattoo won't come off/I thought it was the 'lick em stick em' kind/but I couldn't figure out what that machine was for/or why I was in so much pain."

Name the song and I'll send you something from the PackShack.

Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is great!

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 10:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0




i <3 O-tron.

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You bet your retainer and allergy medication you do.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i laughed

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-15 10:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was beautiful.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-06-15 10:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-15 10:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Silly Jen, Trix are for kids.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-15 10:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-15 03:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post picked up about halfway through, luckily.


Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-15 10:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 10:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0




i <3 O-tron.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-15 10:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm a solid B lister.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-15 10:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nerdling, nerdling, pale as the moon
Naming all your boogers after characters from Dune
This? It's not your headgear, it's a charmed and ancient helm!
Your fat is but the armor from an ancient, eldritch realm!
The pimples on your chin are dragonslayer scars, I know
I see them by the eerie light that from your mon'tor glows
You say it be your cauldron but I think we know the truth
That it's as much a magic pot as my hard wang's a tooth
Now shut up would you, let's to bed, and put those cards away
I didn't come to talk I heard that you're an easy lay
Your untrained hands I'll use to draw elixir from my rod
And make your eyes +23 Against Paladin Wad

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ERM..... CHAVS HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW.

CUNTS.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

being an "A lister" on Uber is like winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics.




At the end of the day, you're still retarded.
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As I lay me down to sleep; Pray the Lord a 'Z' Lister to keep.......

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

being an "A lister" on Uber is like winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics.




At the end of the day, you're still retarded.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

because you are d-list turd boy.
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Kind of makes me worry who exactly thinks they are 'A' list around these parts; surely not?....no that would just be plain stupid

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*sproing*
*panic*
"Sorry about that."

HAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

At the start I didn't really want to like this but then I did anyway.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-15 06:34:55 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-15 06:29:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Purple hair is cool, blue hair is cooler. And I had no idea TTOM was from Scotland.
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I only mention it every other post.
And I only get called a dirty Scot by Lookie, Noonie or O...every post...

HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW?!


because you are d-list turd boy.



Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 08:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Apparantly there is a specific STD that men can contract from boinking livestalk... something like bovine gonnorhea...

That's nasty.
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thank you. i will remember this bit of info and not sign up for the uk version of a donkey show.

*barf*

Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Stop brushing your teeth with sugar!"

awesome

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-15 08:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't remember having called you a dirty scot. i might have said "fucking" scot. or called you a sheep fucker. generally my insults have to do with fucking. i even call red a sheepfucker.

actually i think your entire island fucks sheep. except for the chavs of course. they fuck each other cuz the sheep know better.
--

I've never fucked a sheep; and I have seen some fucking sexy sheep in my time. I shaved one once.

Never fucked a chav either; actually come to think of it I've never ......

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 08:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Apparantly there is a specific STD that men can contract from boinking livestalk... something like bovine gonnorhea...

That's nasty.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-15 08:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Id rather fuck a sheep than a chav. Less STDs.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 08:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-15 07:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does this mean that you are player for the other team or just a pinch hitter?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here's the way I feel about sex: If I see something beautiful, and I want it, I go take it. Or at least ask "it" out for coffee or something.

I default as a penis lover.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-15 08:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't remember having called you a dirty scot. i might have said "fucking" scot. or called you a sheep fucker. generally my insults have to do with fucking. i even call red a sheepfucker.

actually i think your entire island fucks sheep. except for the chavs of course. they fuck each other cuz the sheep know better.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-15 08:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool hair!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-15 07:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-15 12:34:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-15 06:29:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Purple hair is cool, blue hair is cooler. And I had no idea TTOM was from Scotland.
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I only mention it every other post.
And I only get called a dirty Scot by Lookie, Noonie or O...every post...

HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW?!
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Obviously not a golfer





dirty scot

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-15 07:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does this mean that you are player for the other team or just a pinch hitter?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-15 07:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-15 06:29:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Purple hair is cool, blue hair is cooler. And I had no idea TTOM was from Scotland.
-----------
I only mention it every other post.
And I only get called a dirty Scot by Lookie, Noonie or O...every post...

HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW?!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-15 07:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am actually crying laughing! Everything about this was golden.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-15 07:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-15 01:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i want a cool hate post

: (
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Me too. All I get is that fat ginger (Sico) Semen loving tits calling me queeno. Lame

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-15 07:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish the first thing I read in the morning was this funny everyday. Does that make sense? I'm not awake yet but I could hear myself laughing.

Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-06-15 05:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-15 04:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-15 04:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Made the start of my friday absolutely superb thanks.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-15 03:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post picked up about halfway through, luckily.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-15 02:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For your next post; The Video!

Don't forget to buy more chocolate sprinkles.


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-15 02:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pure awesome - but at first I thought the file name was extra harsh

Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2007-06-15 01:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-15 01:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Purple On The Head, Like A Dick On A Dog?


Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-06-15 01:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-15 01:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i want a cool hate post

: (

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-15 01:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Purple hair is cool, blue hair is cooler. And I had no idea TTOM was from Scotland.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-15 01:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Purple On The Head, Like A Dick On A Dog?

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 01:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I keeps it purple. sometimes red. Mostly purple.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-15 01:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Is your hair really purple???

'Cause that would be neat-o.




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