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Rating: 1.94 on 57 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TTOM: Ubersite's Resident Games Master (View user info) at 2007-06-16 12:40:57 EDT


http://www.ubersite.com/m/89458
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109267
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Taste_of_Monkeys/ (shameless plug)

this took far too long to make it was meant to be up yesterday but there was sex on offer no not with a sheep.JPG (468 kB)

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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-20 03:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-19 03:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


NERDS!


Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-06-19 02:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This pleased me so much, I feel the need to post LUEshi



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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i want to re-roll my character

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

damn thats great

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-18 08:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Does the uniter really plus 2 that rarely?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That was fucking great man.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I sniggered so loud and tried so valiantly to restrain it that I made a massive, honking, snorting noise.

People are staring.....

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-18 04:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-06-18 03:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2007-06-18 01:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I suppose I figured it out. (Felate + Shlongy)/Uber post = +2(Shlongy)

Also,

DEATH!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-17 19:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-17 16:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.


That about sums it up.


BWUAAAAAHHHH HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

sniffle chort chuckle


Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-17 16:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wtf

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-17 12:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-17 08:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Death AND some action?




I wonder which one Shlongy is closer to experiencing first hand?

My money's on the former, but even if I'm wrong, it won't be by much, if you know what I mean.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-17 08:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. Death AND some action?

THIS ROCKED.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-17 08:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-17 13:46:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/u/Sinistral/l/awesome
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With no less than 6 posts in there I shall take my title as King of Awesome thank you.

Im already King Dipshit, Lord of the Dipshits so I may as well have that one as well.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-17 08:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/u/Sinistral/l/awesome

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-17 08:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

MY GOD A +2 FROM THE UNITER! *swoons*

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-17 01:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Really really good. If you could do a series of some sort it would rule all over the shop.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-17 01:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-17 00:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OOTS rocks.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-16 23:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.goblinscomic.com/archives.html

Vaguely reminded me of this.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-16 22:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

srry rtng

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-16 22:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-16 18:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

As if I havent read every single Order of the Stick already, I mean come on!

+

*emphasis on teh last panel*

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-16 22:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

neeeeeyerrrrd

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-16 19:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.commissionedcomic.com/index.php?strip=4

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-16 18:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

As if I havent read every single Order of the Stick already, I mean come on!

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-16 18:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0186.html

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-16 18:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Which is of course linked at the top of the page and putting it here is overkill, plug plug plug plug

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-16 18:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-06-16 23:08:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

your stuff is always pure gold! more!
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For more hilarious TRH fun please go to www.drunkduck.com/the_taste_of_monkeys/

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-06-16 18:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

your stuff is always pure gold! more!

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-16 17:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-06-16 17:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LIGHTENING BOLT LIGHTENING BOLT

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-06-16 15:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-16 15:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-16 15:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-16 19:31:29 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

are you sure you're not a little bit elvish?
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Nope, Vulcan, although I can see how the ears would confuse peoples.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-16 15:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You make my THAC0 engorge.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-16 14:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

are you sure you're not a little bit elvish?

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-16 14:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

splendid!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-16 13:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NO ONE looks good with a mullet, not even Elves

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-16 13:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jake looks good with a mullet.

*snicker*

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-16 13:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ah, but its not really a biological attribute, but rather a socially-constucted one... but then again you never really learned about the socially constructedness of human beings, did you? yeah, arts fags are a waste of time... my point being (before you get your actually real-world useful learned mind angry) is that all education is useful in one way or another, and that PARTICULARLY is that there is ALWAYS another way to see things...


larp.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-16 13:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've never played D&D :(

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-16 13:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-16 18:16:15 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

you know theres not that much difference...

yeah, theyre REALLY fucking gay, and in my failed-attemptedness word-coiningly gay. but at the same time, theyre hurting nobody that doesnt want to be hurt (LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!), so who are you to be pointing your pasty finger at, you friday-night-'zombies'-slash-'munchkin'-player, you?
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Hypocrisy is a key human attribute, you may have notcied this

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-16 13:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know theres not that much difference...

yeah, theyre REALLY fucking gay, and in my failed-attemptedness word-coiningly gay. but at the same time, theyre hurting nobody that doesnt want to be hurt (LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!), so who are you to be pointing your pasty finger at, you friday-night-'zombies'-slash-'munchkin'-player, you?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-16 13:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-16 18:00:15 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

ok you geeek-attacking geek sellout cunt, this fucking ruled, though it had WAY more inside information than anyone who puts so much shit on 'nerds' should have...

enjoy your +2, its the first ive given in months. dont you feel special now.
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Im only down on nerds who cant function in normal society, you know, LARPers.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-16 13:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more DeathJester.


Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-16 13:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ok you geeek-attacking geek sellout cunt, this fucking ruled, though it had WAY more inside information than anyone who puts so much shit on 'nerds' should have...

enjoy your +2, its the first ive given in months. dont you feel special now.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-16 12:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A FUCKING BARD?



suck my plums TTOM. Suck them long and hard

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-16 12:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I may now grow my hair to be more like my tiny head version

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-16 12:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Literally, laughing out loud...



Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-16 12:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 cant decide which kind of hoard to use, fucks sake


Homer: The secret ingredient is --

Moe: Homer, no!

Homer: Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over-the-counter
children's cough syrup!

Flaming Moe's