London Zoo - A Disturbing (And Occasionally Dull) Insight Into Animal Life (946 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.85 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Scott James Is At One With The Cosmos (View user info) at 2007-06-17 19:51:14 EDT
I go on holiday with Dano at the end of this month.
Until then...
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Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2007-06-21 01:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The commentary made me laugh.
Thank you.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-06-21 00:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto otter +2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-20 19:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-06-19 06:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-18 22:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your pictures are awful and your commentary is boring and hackneyed."
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This is because I forgot Mother's Day, isn't it?
Oh, hang on - I must have gotten you confused with another boorish old nag.
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No, it's me you stupid sod. Climb on and give yer mum a quick one. Pap's in jail again and me snapper's a bit squiggy.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-06-19 07:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:40:09 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the zoo is bullshit, nothing exciting happens there except the horrid stink of caged animals
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One time I saw a monkey jack off at a school field trip to the zoo. I found it rather entertaining, especially when half the kids freaked out.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-06-19 06:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-18 22:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your pictures are awful and your commentary is boring and hackneyed."
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This is because I forgot Mother's Day, isn't it?
Oh, hang on - I must have gotten you confused with another boorish old nag.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-18 22:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your pictures are awful and your commentary is boring and hackneyed.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-06-18 21:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-18 18:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Otters
that is all
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the zoo is bullshit, nothing exciting happens there except the horrid stink of caged animals.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The London Zoo: Yea, Their Teeth Are Better Than Ours. What Of It, Hey?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw some grizzly bears in Yellowstone last week.
Life's most exciting moments are spent in the middle of the food chain.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-18 11:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-17 21:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like a pretty miserable zoo.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zoos stink but the animals are cute. However, the children who tend to be there are not. I avoid zoos at all costs.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
All Zoos are wank, sorry.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
London Zoo is fucking wank.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 06:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-18 02:39:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like a pretty miserable zoo.
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London's a pretty miserable city
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-18 04:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That hippo is fat.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-06-18 04:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Highly entertaining thank you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-18 04:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahhaha
Yeah they look bored. Good captions.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-06-18 03:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Class
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2007-06-18 02:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good read, congrats on an entertaining piece.
This one time, i was at the zoo with my Girlfriend and her Parents, and i had dragged her over to see some Gorillas. I reckon theyre cool how their face looks all manly and gruff, but they have tiny balls...
Anyway, after a good 5 minutes of yelling at the giant bitch to do something fun except sleeping, my girlfriends parents heard me and came over to see what had gotten me all excited. Not 30 seconds after they were standing next to us, giant bitch in question goes to scratch himself or something, but produces a decent wad of gorilla-shit. In an almost surreal way, he backhands this fist-sized ball of crap right at us. I go to cover my girlfriend, as all gentelmen would, but thankfully, the projectile ball hit the bar on the outer cage, and chunks of gorilla shit splattered off everywhere, most over my girlfriends parents.
The ride home from the zoo smelt so bad, but was funny as fuck to re-enact in my mind...
Good times...
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-06-18 01:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL nigger giraffe.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 01:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM is Zoo Master 500!!1!!lol!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-18 00:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
k
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-06-18 00:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great caption/story for each picture.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-17 23:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-17 20:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The last beast is an Okapi
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I was just thinking "Ask TTOM what it is"
This almost freaked me out.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-17 21:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The okapi will come for you in the night.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-17 21:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like a pretty miserable zoo.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-06-17 21:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-17 20:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-17 20:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd feel like those animals if I lived in London and had to deal with a bunch of wankers looking at me all the time.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-17 20:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The last beast is an Okapi