Teh Hotness: Teh Resurrection (1515 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.64 on 73 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CookieLass (View user info) at 2007-06-18 03:58:16 EDT
Last month, I started a new job that allows me to spend more time surfing Uber and screwing around. During that time, I have noticed there are quite a few new girls around, and have decided to attempt this series again. As a reference point, here is a list of links to the parts that have gone before so that nobody requests the same boys over again. I refuse to revisit unless it's Ewan McGregor. Because he deserves revisiting.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77385
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77867
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78337
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78700
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79407
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81000
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81912
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98480
Teh Rules:
NOT mainstream actors that regularly grace the covers of tabloids and Entertainment Weekly. We already know people think they're hot. Stick to the under-appreciated, the up-and-comings, the nearly unknowns.
Um... that's pretty much the only rule. Leave me with your requests, and I will leave you with the first image that came up when I searched "Hotness". Can't say as I disagree.
User Reviews
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-20 09:14:37 EDT (#)
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boring
BORING
exterminate
EXTERMINATE
you know, men aren't just meat. we have feelings ya know.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-06-20 09:14:23 EDT (#)
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Because the world doesnt have enough fat, pasty women.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 08:46:43 EDT (#)
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WTF. EI are you really gay for Pierce Brosnan? He's such a fucking shit actor. He was also a terrible Bond.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 04:23:09 EDT (#)
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RLLY RLLY!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 04:22:19 EDT (#)
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yes RLLY
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 04:19:48 EDT (#)
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O RLLY
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-20 04:14:28 EDT (#)
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that wasn't nice.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-20 04:13:27 EDT (#)
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I don't like you at all.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-19 17:04:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-19 12:59:54 CDT (#)
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Well thanks, Sarge. That's very sweet. And frankly, if I let people like Caul get to me, I'd be incredibly depressed on pretty much a daily basis."""
Is that because people tell you what a cunt you are on a daily basis?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-19 15:59:31 EDT (#)
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um... who said anything about resurrecting Uber? I'm pretty sure I said I was resurrecting a series that I killed off about a year ago. *checks post* Yep. Didn't say a goddamned thing about resurrecting Uber.
I don't really like you very much.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-19 15:33:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-19 09:47:44 EDT (#)
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Merlina my love, Josh Lucas it is. Look for him Thursday.
Ladies and EmissionImpossible (You sexually secure boy, you)Pierce Brosnan will be the week after that, and Josh Dumahl (one day, I will figure out how to spell his name right) the week after that.
Prepare thyself.
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this really isn't a way to resurrect uber. everyone can look up eye candy and porn on their own. please don't bother.
and there are way better choices than pierce brosnan.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-06-19 15:11:40 EDT (#)
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I agree with Apolloaf and the Vichy Cannuck.
Though I do oppose their position on crop rotation.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:12:24 EDT (#)
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miss cookie youre very welcome
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-19 14:02:10 EDT (#)
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i missed apollo while he was away.
this series i do not miss.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-19 13:59:54 EDT (#)
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Well thanks, Sarge. That's very sweet. And frankly, if I let people like Caul get to me, I'd be incredibly depressed on pretty much a daily basis. I have learned the fine art of not giving a fuck what faceless strangers think.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-19 13:43:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:20:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88685
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I have to say despite Caul's attempts to sway me from me attraction to you Cookie, I still think your a cutie pie! and dont ever let anyone tell you different.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 13:26:04 EDT (#)
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Nods at Apollo and Caul
Man, I thought I was on some kinda roll today.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-19 13:11:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-19 11:37:34 EDT (#)
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attn: emmision.
don't fraternise with this compulsive liar.
no good can come of it.
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i concur
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-19 11:55:26 EDT (#)
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yes?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-06-19 11:54:12 EDT (#)
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apollo?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-19 11:37:34 EDT (#)
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attn: emmision.
don't fraternise with this compulsive liar.
no good can come of it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 10:44:51 EDT (#)
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sent!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 10:42:56 EDT (#)
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*mummy some girls trying to rape me*
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-19 10:35:38 EDT (#)
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Emission, I have a secret idea. email me at cookielass24.at.yahoo.com.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 10:14:01 EDT (#)
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Also I remind myself (no one else) of James Bond, my suave looks, well spoken, handy when confronted with a man with pointy teeth. (jaws)
Thats it really.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-19 10:06:53 EDT (#)
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Don't worry, EI. It will be our little secret.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 10:05:38 EDT (#)
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Im just a James Bond fan, promise........
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-19 10:01:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-06-18 19:10:37 CDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:36:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:12:06 CDT (#)
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your post aside, im a dude and I dont care how hot a dude is.
I do however care about how hot you are! damn girl, im in love!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60102
i wouldn't get the sticky sock from under the bed just yet old sprout, that there picture is false advertising.
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"That there"... hmm... sounds like someone lives in Texas. """
STFU
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-19 09:47:44 EDT (#)
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Merlina my love, Josh Lucas it is. Look for him Thursday.
Ladies and EmissionImpossible (You sexually secure boy, you)Pierce Brosnan will be the week after that, and Josh Dumahl (one day, I will figure out how to spell his name right) the week after that.
Prepare thyself.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-19 06:41:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:20:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88685
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lol
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:58:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.lobosco.com/root/images/smoking/brosnan.jpg
PIERS!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:15:58 EDT (#)
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http://technique.library.gatech.edu/articleimages/2002-09-27-22-1.jpg
JOSH!!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:14:56 EDT (#)
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I vote Josh Lucas next..
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:14:52 EDT (#)
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Piers Brosnan please.
Hey whose making me type that!!
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-06-18 22:56:49 EDT (#)
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ok I can only think of 3 names at the moment.
Jensen Ackles, Aaron Stanford (I don't know why I think it's his mouth) and Ilhan Mansiz.
If none of these are what you're after just post more Ewan and I'll be happy.
Actually I'm happy just going through the old ones...
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-18 22:09:46 EDT (#)
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YES MORE EWAN PLEASE THX.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-18 20:30:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:36:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:12:06 CDT (#)
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your post aside, im a dude and I dont care how hot a dude is.
I do however care about how hot you are! damn girl, im in love!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60102
i wouldn't get the sticky sock from under the bed just yet old sprout, that there picture is false advertising.
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if you have another pic I should examine then allow me to accept it with open arms, and what praytell do you mean? is it a bad angle? are there leg issues like mrs Tigerlilly? (not that theres anything wrong with that) what?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-06-18 20:10:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:36:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:12:06 CDT (#)
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your post aside, im a dude and I dont care how hot a dude is.
I do however care about how hot you are! damn girl, im in love!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60102
i wouldn't get the sticky sock from under the bed just yet old sprout, that there picture is false advertising.
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"That there"... hmm... sounds like someone lives in Texas.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-18 19:06:29 EDT (#)
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Micheal Lombardi from 'Rescue Me' or Nathan Filion from 'Serenity'
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:59:10 EDT (#)
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"That there picture" is just as much me as any of the other pictures. Which is neither here nor there, because you aren't going to stir me into a fight with that particular tool. Because you see, I just don't care. in fact, I have a lovely idea for a post tomorrow. Thanks for that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:36:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:12:06 CDT (#)
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your post aside, im a dude and I dont care how hot a dude is.
I do however care about how hot you are! damn girl, im in love!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60102
i wouldn't get the sticky sock from under the bed just yet old sprout, that there picture is false advertising.
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:15:14 EDT (#)
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Paul Walker! Please sweet Jehovah! Paul Walker!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:15:13 EDT (#)
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Well thanks, Sarge, but this series has never really been for dudes... unless perhaps you're a homosexual dude. Which you apparently are not.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:12:06 EDT (#)
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your post aside, im a dude and I dont care how hot a dude is.
I do however care about how hot you are! damn girl, im in love!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60102
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:50:41 EDT (#)
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Noted and added, zwerg and ubetidid.
Scottish, I am slightly cranky with you, sir.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:43:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:45:35 EDT (#)
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Please include Rafael Nadal.
thank you kindly.
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That's a good one. Also Roger Federer. Watching them play in the French Open finals was like a battle of hotness. Others I like - Sendhil Ramamurthy, Jamie Bamber, Naveen Andrews (when he broke that guy's neck with his legs in the Lost finale - disturbing, but hot), Hugh Jackman, Viggo Mortensen
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:24:23 EDT (#)
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Oi oi saveloy!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:23:36 EDT (#)
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good to see you back
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:06:36 EDT (#)
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Well, whoever it is...I want to lick their stomach
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:52:20 EDT (#)
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I believe that's Brad Pitt a la Fight Club. Josh Dumahl (or however you spell it) can be next week... I mean, it's been like 2 years since you requested him, hasn't it?
How's married life?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:47:08 EDT (#)
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fuck off you stupid fat bitch
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-18 14:00:22 EDT (#)
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Congrats on the job. Is that Brad Pitt or Josh Duhmal?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:42:21 EDT (#)
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its ok i will survive.....guess i will just have to aim for a most hated post!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:36:50 EDT (#)
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Sorry, EI... you don't qualify. This is not a Men of Uber thing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 13:11:46 EDT (#)
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EmissionImpossible THE HOTNESS
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:54:45 EDT (#)
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Um, is that a gay crack fiend?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:54:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:37:55 EDT (#)
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Despite your rampant assholery, Caul, I still intend to embed you in any future Hotness posts I do.
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i have stopped camwhoring for a while...i think the last one is http://www.ubersite.com/m/94578
others are just older pictures i used
my camera is dead.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:45:35 EDT (#)
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Please include Rafael Nadal.
thank you kindly.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:45:32 EDT (#)
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Great. Now what?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:37:55 EDT (#)
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Despite your rampant assholery, Caul, I still intend to embed you in any future Hotness posts I do. I mean, truly... it was a well-working formula. Why mess with a good thing? Since I haven't been keeping up, you'll have to link me to any camwhores you've done since I stopped posting these weekly.
I care a whole lot less now about what faceless internet strangers think about me than I did 2 years ago. Funny how that works.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:20:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88685
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-18 12:00:58 EDT (#)
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Ladies.... y'all are supposed to be adding names to the list. I can't post hotness without names, and Chris Bruno is pretty much the only one on there now. And also Josh Holloway, because he's the only blonde in existence that I'd shag sober.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:34:20 EDT (#)
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Hey, look! It's Bob Geldof, circa 1979.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-06-18 10:17:17 EDT (#)
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I squealed with joy when I saw this.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:06:42 EDT (#)
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meh. and could you have found a worse pic of brad pitt?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 06:24:11 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, hon.
I stole your idea. I made a poll with pretty girlies.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109330
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-18 05:38:52 EDT (#)
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He's loved by alot more than the camera.. tee hee hee hee hee. ::scrambles in search of batteries::
Go to bed, silly!
:)
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-18 02:09:05 PDT (#)
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph... Chris Bruno is freaking HOT! He's totally on the list. The camera loves him.
WTF am I doing awake right now? it's 4 in the freaking morning and I have work to wake up for in 3 hours. Stupid new futureboyfriend and his stupid working nights and forcing me to chat about the video game we're playing.
This bitch on Cops is losing her shit. I think she's drunk.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 05:10:17 EDT (#)
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Hey, why isnt this about me
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-18 05:09:05 EDT (#)
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph... Chris Bruno is freaking HOT! He's totally on the list. The camera loves him.
WTF am I doing awake right now? it's 4 in the freaking morning and I have work to wake up for in 3 hours. Stupid new futureboyfriend and his stupid working nights and forcing me to chat about the video game we're playing.
This bitch on Cops is losing her shit. I think she's drunk.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-18 04:31:24 EDT (#)
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Chris Bruno. His character on Dead Zone recently deceased :(
Fuck, he was the only reason i watched the damn show
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-18 04:22:35 EDT (#)
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I'd rather you didn't.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 04:11:57 EDT (#)
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Fight Club = AUTO +2
"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake."
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-18 04:04:18 EDT (#)
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Ahhhhh... he is the hottest man in the UNIVERSE