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I will be on the news today!! (572 hits)

Category: News

Rating: -1 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Despina <despinavand.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-06-18 15:51:55 EDT


Im visiting my cousin in atlanta and fox five in atanta was at the mall we were at and somebody robed the luggage store while we were there!! I talked to teh reporter and i said that i didnt see the rober but i saw all the mall cops running to the store whe nit happened.


Lol I told them I was really scared but i actually wasnt. I looked really pretty because i just got my hair done on friday and it looks hot. the cameraman was really cute and reminded me of my ex. i talked to him and gave him my number lol.

So watch fox five news at six oclock tonight because i will prolly be on it and they said there might be a story on the website too but that i prolly wouldn't be in the website page. ah okay i got to go find somebody with a vcr and a tape so i can record this!! i also have to call my ex to tell him to watch, lol.

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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-18 22:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by MitchRohr (user info) at 2007-06-18 21:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/99008

*spews*

Submitted by eatyourvitamins (user info) at 2007-06-18 21:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

stfu

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-18 20:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

TOTALLY TUBULAR!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-18 19:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and here all this time, I thought it was Apollo's alter with another greek god(dess) name.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-18 19:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SERIOUSLY!?!?!

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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment


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Yes.

Despina makes me laugh. The real Despina Vandi is a gorgeous Greek singer, in case you don't know, and the vapid comments left by uberdespina coupled by the camwhore amuse me.



Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I AM FOR TO BE MAKING THE TELEVISION MEDIA BROADCASTS!!

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I try to like you because you are always a good alter and positive rate my stuff.

But man was this shit.

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OMG

less than an hour to go!!

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What she below said
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SERIOUSLY!?!?!

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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment




Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shame the robbers didn't shoot you in the face on the way out.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-06-14 19:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is all pretty much bullshit that is aimed at people who live boring lives doing boring shit, and who don't have basic money sense. You must've been a 17-year-old retard if any of this advice would've helped you 13 years ago.

If you have the ability and the will to be successful, you can get either get an elite, high-paying career, or a moderately-paying career in a truly enjoyable field. In either scenario, basic financial sense is all you'll need to live comfortably and charitably. If you're a stupid fucking idiot, then perhaps this post will help you better manage your $9 an hour.

I'd kill myself if money management ever became one of the most important things in my life. It's not that I think money is the devil, it's just that it's so fucking boring.

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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:39:23 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ETS jumping on some stupid political bandwagon and not shutting up about it? This is a new one.
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You're a little out of character there, cupcake. Where are all the "lol"'s and grammatical errors?

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LOL why does this alter even bother anymore LOL

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

moo

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SERIOUSLY!?!?!

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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hi George.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You've let the batteries in your brain run down again.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*slowly shakes head and walks away*

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah you guys!! Im totally freeking out!!!!!

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you say OMG or LOL out loud?

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Worst.


Alter.


Ever.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Those damned robers!

Flashing around their terry cloth, and what not.

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

According to your last post you are a fat, hairy, Mexican floozie and I will rate you as such.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Please tell me that you spoke intelligently.

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

whoo hooo!!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha. This is hilarious.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-18 15:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay!


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