Answers to Life's Greatest Questions (765 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -0.92 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Geddy Lee (View user info) at 2007-06-18 16:07:22 EDT
Why's my computer going so slow?
...oh, this might have something to do with it.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 06:19:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-19 20:56:27 BST (#)
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Are you that fag with the whiny girl voice that sang in that band from Canada that I always hated?
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I never knew the Bee Gee's were Canadian
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 06:06:22 EDT (#)
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An answer to your problem: buy a fucking Mac.
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2007-06-19 22:19:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:14:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-19 02:34:53 EDT (#)
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http://msexchangeteam.com/archive/2004/08/02/206012.aspx
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I just read this link as My Sex Change Team.
And yet for some inexplicable reason I still clicked on it; what has Uber made me become?
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I dunno, but earlier I looked up RealDolls and read all the FAQs for some reason... AND I clicked this link
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-19 19:58:02 EDT (#)
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nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-19 15:56:27 EDT (#)
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Are you that fag with the whiny girl voice that sang in that band from Canada that I always hated?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-19 15:35:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-19 08:59:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:37:57 EDT (#)
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You could just lick my nuts
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-19 04:14:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-19 02:34:53 EDT (#)
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http://msexchangeteam.com/archive/2004/08/02/206012.aspx
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I just read this link as My Sex Change Team.
And yet for some inexplicable reason I still clicked on it; what has Uber made me become?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-19 02:55:30 EDT (#)
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I don't think computers in the Temples of Syrinx run that many processes at once. Tell ya what, if you sign my copy of Snakes and Arrows I'll +2 ya.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-19 02:34:53 EDT (#)
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http://msexchangeteam.com/archive/2004/08/02/206012.aspx
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-18 22:08:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:51:46 EDT (#)
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LOLZMOBILE
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:48:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:40:56 EDT (#)
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I never like Van Halen anyway
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:30:59 EDT (#)
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i opened something and selected a -2 and walked away for a bit to get my cup of tea.
now i forget what the post was, but i know i am an excellent judge of the quality of contributions, so you must suck.
get better or leave whoever you are.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:29:32 EDT (#)
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erhem...
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-06-18 17:29:09 EDT (#)
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-2 for this post.
+4 for this comment.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:08:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:48:07 EDT (#)
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I'm with FP what the fuck missle silo do you work at that you have 79 processes running?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:46:33 EDT (#)
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Yeah, you can solve that by shoving your dick in the disk drive. Or the nearest electrical outlet. Pretty much the same thing.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:45:02 EDT (#)
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you should download more porn.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:43:48 EDT (#)
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Windows 666 - With added evil red screens of death and destruction!
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:38:13 EDT (#)
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what's your point?
nothing interesting about a memory hog named "store"?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:34:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-06-18 21:08:57 BST (#)
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Now THAT is awesome!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:25:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:18:56 EDT (#)
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79 processes?
What are you doing, launching a shuttle?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:17:39 EDT (#)
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Do the following things
start
Run
regedit
run
delete things at will
Maybe that'll break your computer.
That is what you wanted to do, right? Make it not work, right?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:09:44 EDT (#)
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how's about gay.exe you seem to be running that pretty high.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-06-18 16:08:57 EDT (#)
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