S.I. Co. 's Best Music Lyrics Ever Contest (1546 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 0.72 on 138 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by UNBAN S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-06-20 10:41:45 EDT
I don't hold annual contests like the scum that needs validation around here. This is no STUPA, Poopermadness, BADD, or anything gay like that. I make contests that fucking rock the house, plain and simple. The fractal contest took over last time and am hoping for the same results this go around.
This contest is pretty plain and simple, cut and dry, oil and vinegar, pee and poo, vagina and penis. You have a favorite song because of its lyrics? You ready for this. I'm endorsing a ctrl+c, ctrl+v contest. There is no excuse for the cowards of uber, you know who you are and you won't get a namedrop from me. None. You are the ones that hide behind your alter and rate with a profound amount child covered audacity.
You will be rated by me, not the overall rating it receives although I will take that into consideration. The more YOU write about it, the more likely I am to give it consideration, i.e.: what makes these lyrics so special, is there a specific verse that makes you feel a special way, is there a pattern, do you like the rhyme scheme, etc. etc.
As in all of my contestes (I said testes...hehe) I always win. I won the fractal competition because the rules said so, but in all honesty you faggots created better stuff than I could have imagined. I anticipate the same this go around so don't disappoint me.
You can't use the same lyrics as anyone else.
That is all.
My lyrics: All Around the World by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Around the world
Around the world
All around the world
We could make time
Rompin and a stompin
cause Im in my prime
Born in the north
And sworn to entertain ya
cause Im down for
The state of pennsylvania
I try not to whine
But I must warn ya
bout the girls
From california
Alabama baby
Said hallelujah
Good God girl
I wish I knew ya
I know I know for sure
That life is beautiful around the world
I know I know its you
You say hello and then I say I do
Come back baby
cause Id like to say
Ive been around the world
Back from bombay
Fox hole love
Pie in your face
Living in and out
Of a big fat suitcase
Bonafide ride
Step aside my johnson
Yes I could
In the woods of wisconsin
Wake up the cake
Its a lake shes kissin me
As they do when
When they do in sicily
I know I know for sure
That life is beautiful around the world
I know I know its you
You say hello and then I say I do
Where you want to go
Who you want to be
What you want to do
Just come with me
I saw god
And I saw the fountains
You and me girl
Sittin in the swiss mountains
Me oh my o
Me and guy o
Freer than a bird
cause were rockin ohio
Around the world
I feel dutiful
Take a wife
cause life is beautiful
I know I know for sure
$%%&*^&^$#$@##%&^*(*(&%%^$%$
I know I know its you
&*%^$#@#$%^&*&()**%%$#@#$%*%
Mother russia do not suffer
I know youre bold enough
Ive been around the world
And I have seen your love
I know I know its you
You say hello then I say I do
User Reviews
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-06-22 20:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I pagesearched both "dylan" and "beatles" and found nothing, meaning you fucking people are complete idiots
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-06-22 02:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is dumb
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-21 13:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blatant lack of originality below. Just stick to the one word responses, they suit you better.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-06-21 12:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh
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These are the best reviews. People too stupid to come up with anything clever to say, jealous that they didn't come up with idea, or whatever...one word. That's talent.
-2 some more, dolt.
Sorry bud, got a job to do here. Don't feel like wasting time on this horseshit anyway. I guess I should be happy there isn't a tiny cock on my screen. Fucking loser.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cheers, what can I say I was just feeling the music.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-21 09:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You mispronounced "spinifex" but other than that it was pretty spot on.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-21 09:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*beastiaphiliac
=/
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-21 09:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two beatiaphiliac faggots below.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-21 09:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, you're just mad that I made you relinquish your grip while I "took" over this place. Remember when I did this with the fractal contest?
Honestly, and not to toot my own horn because I can do that just well on my own, but I've never seen a "contest" take over two whole front pages.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please don't ever hold this "contest" again.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well oh well I feel I'm in decay
John Laws is on the air again
It's heavy traffic, jacarandas, eye in the sky and foot on ground
I see a million sand specked ants in mortal combat, hand to hand
And I feel that I, yes I feel that I,
Seem to live this life long distance gaze at the things surround me
People rolling in and out those circles and tides confound me
And it's just one thing, yes there's just one thing
Who can stand in the way, when there's a dollar to be made?
I was hanging round of Dobroyd Point when the first fleet chain sailed in
Looked into the clearest blue, the scurvy smell, and the convict cry
And we just carried on, yeah we just carried on
Now choppers strafe the supermarket sky and people wonder why
I'm chopping down tons of trees got seas of print not a soul can read say
Why do I drown you build brick boxes one by one they block up my sun
But it's metal on metal, and it's the dance of TV
If Christ were here he'd camera check, he'd cry so loud the planes would
stop
He'd cry so loud the earth would shake and men would fall in Tinsel Town
Just one thing
There's just one thing
And it's just one thing
And a just one thing
And a just one thing
And a just one thing
And a just one thing
Who can stand in the way, when there's a dollar to be made?
Who can stand in the way, when there's a dollar to be made?
Say precious moments, precious few
When the dollar's more than me and you
It's the joy of forgetting, such a joy to forget
But we killed all our first born, we slashed and we burned
And we sold off the paddocks, and we raped and we gouged
On the wings of a six-pack, will we ever learn?
When the spinifex hit Sydney it was the last thing we expected
When the desert reached the Gladesville we tried to tame it
And when the emus grazed at Piermont, it suddenly dawned on us all
Ha, everybody, the world was silent and the door was shut.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh
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These are the best reviews. People too stupid to come up with anything clever to say, jealous that they didn't come up with idea, or whatever...one word. That's talent.
-2 some more, dolt.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK fess up are you people just posting the same set of lyrics over and over again?
bloody hell
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109446
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-21 07:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109462
Much love...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-21 07:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-21 03:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well oh well I feel I'm in decay
John Laws is on the air again
It's heavy traffic, jacarandas, eye in the sky and foot on ground
I see a million sand specked ants in mortal combat, hand to hand
And I feel that I, yes I feel that I,
Seem to live this life long distance gaze at the things surround me
People rolling in and out those circles and tides confound me
And it's just one thing, yes there's just one thing
Who can stand in the way, when there's a dollar to be made?
I was hanging round of Dobroyd Point when the first fleet chain sailed in
Looked into the clearest blue, the scurvy smell, and the convict cry
And we just carried on, yeah we just carried on
Now choppers strafe the supermarket sky and people wonder why
I'm chopping down tons of trees got seas of print not a soul can read say
Why do I drown you build brick boxes one by one they block up my sun
But it's metal on metal, and it's the dance of TV
If Christ were here he'd camera check, he'd cry so loud the planes would
stop
He'd cry so loud the earth would shake and men would fall in Tinsel Town
Just one thing
There's just one thing
And it's just one thing
And a just one thing
And a just one thing
And a just one thing
And a just one thing
Who can stand in the way, when there's a dollar to be made?
Who can stand in the way, when there's a dollar to be made?
Say precious moments, precious few
When the dollar's more than me and you
It's the joy of forgetting, such a joy to forget
But we killed all our first born, we slashed and we burned
And we sold off the paddocks, and we raped and we gouged
On the wings of a six-pack, will we ever learn?
When the spinifex hit Sydney it was the last thing we expected
When the desert reached the Gladesville we tried to tame it
And when the emus grazed at Piermont, it suddenly dawned on us all
Ha, everybody, the world was silent and the door was shut.
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Just someone try and sing that.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-20 22:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-20 15:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAD TO THROW THIS IN THERE
remind you theres no music, just a man singing acapella
Ralph Stanley - O Death Lyrics
O, Death
O, Death
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I love the Camper van Beethoven version.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-20 22:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael Franti - "Ganja Babe" - ps the people who copied these lyrics down are shitwits, as I've corrected a few mistakes, but this is close enough.
Heavy medicine
ya see my eyes are feeling red again
I'm bringin' light
like Thomas funky Edison
been in the desert for forty seven days
Purple Haze
the poison that I tasted never changed
turn up the woofers so I can feel the beat
vibrate my belly like a bomb in harmony
summer heat
my back is sticking to me to the seat
bare feet
tank top and shorts is all ya need
summer breeze
I'm feelin' kinda fine
I'm rollin with my shorty all the time
wind and grind lovely shake your behind
cinnamon skin be bringing sin to my mind
but whether or not the weather's hot
or the weather's cold
I'm wrapping her like a blanket with my whole soul
so that she can feel me
like Coca Cola I'm the woo-o-oh oh the sweet thing
my girl lollipop she growing mad crops
she rollin' herbs everyday
at about 4 o' clock
tick tock
strike the hammer while the Iron's hot
ooh girl watcha got cooking in the pot
see Mary Mary quite contrary
how does your garden grow?
Hydrophonic ultra supersonic
or does it grow naturally slow?
(Chorus)
Ganja babe my sweet ganja babe
I love tha way ya love me and the way ya misbehavin'
ganja babe my sweet ganja babe
come wake body-ody take my mind away
Everybody get down and do the boogaloo
just like the cover of I want you
yoo hooo look watcha gonna do
watcha gonna do when the rent comes due
round up the posse and call up the crew
5 bucks at the door and ya bring ya own booze
call ya neighbor 'cause they can come too
be sure and bring ya records 'cause I only got a few
so baa baa black sheep have you any wool
yes sir, yes sir a nickle bagful
one for my partner one for my crew
some for my ganja baby she needs 2
cuz just like me they want to be... high
(Chorus)
Submitted by pr1mo (user info) at 2007-06-20 20:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this unban shit is just as annoying as darko's fucking ratings
get over it
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-06-20 19:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Momus - His Majesty the Baby
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Crooked smiles, mongol eyes and a toothless grin
I hate his majesty the baby
His bowels and bladder uncontrolled
Sitting astride a throne of nappies
As though his shit were made of gold
As though a cherub on a fountain
He suckles breasts as big as mountains
Then pisses freely on the women
Who so lovingly surround him
I hate his majesty the baby
The bald and dribbling little git
The polymorphous little pervert
In every orifice a fluid
Born in a filthy burst of semen
Some tosser planted in a woman
The spitting image of a tosspot
Let us assassinate the despot!
And if you cooing mothers should come cooing around me
Will you be ready for the struggle, the struggle to be free
From the instincts of your gender, from your social role as mothers
When I execute your tyrant will you claim me as your saviour
Or simply tear a traitor limb from limb
Fuck my imbecile brother, then begin again?
I hate his majesty the baby
In my pathetic jealousy
I hear the voices of the ladies
Demanding what he's done to me?
This bastard's shitting on my shirt
I'm deep in excrement and dirt
I demand a revolution!
I demand an execution!
I'm well versed in fencing, playing the lute, and rhetoric
I am toilet trained and elegant, an effervescent wit
But the girls prefer the company of a balding little pisser
It is mothers who make men misogynists
They could have kissed me, they chose to kiss
A stupid, stinky little pool of piss
I hate you, imbecilic women
Who gawp around His Majesty
Don't you know he'll grow up, God willing
A twisted little shit like me?
I tossed him off one day at lunchbreak
One human life is not that difficult to make
Let us assassinate this despot!
His Imperial Majesty the tosspot
O King, now you have reached the Age of Reason
The facts of life are laced with treason
There is going to be a sudden palace coup
And my new mistress, Madame Guillotine, will soon be nursing you .....
Crooked smiles from toothless gums
A grating voice and a stinky bum
Mongol eyes and a toothless grin
The king is naked - let's do him in!
It's time to rise up free from tyranny
Wouldn't you rather be with me?
I'll show you, ladies, LIFE
And its imperial majesty.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-20 18:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hot girl below.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lyrics by Syd Barret on acid:
In the sad town
cold iron hands clap
the party of clowns outside
rain falls in grey far away
please, please, Baby Lemonade
In the evening sun going down
when the earth streams in, in the morning
send a cage through the post
make your name like a ghost
please, please, Baby Lemonade
I'm screaming, I met you this way
you're nice to me like ice
in the clock they sent through a washing machine
come around, make it soon, so alone...
please, please, Baby Lemonade
In the sad town
cold iron hands clap
the party of clowns outside
rain falls in grey far away
please, please, Baby Lemonade
In the evening sun going down
when the earth streams in, in the morning
send a cage through the post
make your name like a ghost
please, please, Baby Lemonade
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 Apollo.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 Happy Scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 grumplestiltskin
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Wow, who would thought that? A coward who doesn't get ubersite is more than just a serious writers forum and a grumplestiltskin who likes to attach his name because he has nothing better to say.
Just kidding, YOU GUYS ROCK.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109433
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't think this was worth making a post out of, but thought you might enjoy.
Title: Alpha Sigma Sigma
Artist: Trendy
Album: Everybody's Doing It
"I'm so drunk", she said
"I've lost my sense of judgement,
Don't take advantage of me,
I'll show you to my room
I'll show you to my room"
Dear Mom and Dad,
Don't be sad
Things are so great at the frat
Please lend a hand
I need a grand
Well it's all part of the plan
To buy my friends
And join the staff,
I'll get my ass kicked for laughs,
And the Greek letters on my shirt mean
I've got the best friends money can buy
And when i'm here
I have no fear
Now i'll be cool for 4 years
I met this girl
She is my world
Well she likes roofies and beer
And all my brothers like her too
There's nothing that she won't do
We party loud
And we're so proud
That we can drink more than you
"I'm so drunk", she said
"I've lost my sense of judgement,
Don't take advantage of me,
I'll show you to my room
I'll show you to my room"
Dear Mom and Dad,
Don't be sad
Things are so great at the frat
Please lend a hand
I need a grand
Well it's all part of the plan
To buy my friends
And join the staff,
I'll get my ass kicked for laughs,
And the Greek letters on my shirt mean
I've got the best friends money can buy
"I'm so drunk", she said
"I've lost my sense of judgement,
Don't take advantage of me,
I'll show you to my room
I'll show you to my room"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scratch that last one, this number is by ThouShaltNot and it is also teh hotness. Same album.
You followed me, I followed you
With new language you lead me adrift
To find and swallow you
Into this continental rift but
Will all songs be ancient text when
Affairs of lust and power lost on (this may be "When our paths are crossed our power lost")
Railroad tracks or slaveship decks
Or has your love become neglect?
Somewhere there's a memory
A truth that lives in lies
An echo of the way you knew me under foreign skies
Will I live in hiding
Between these silhouettes?
Will you remember me when everyone forgets?
Do you know me anymore?
Wasn't I your comfort and your god
And weren't you the shore
I called you home and cried for you but
Sons rise up and Shadow falls
Over rooftops, years and eyes all in
The hopes that you'll recall
Wasn't I a god to you? (it sounds so cool in the song...)
Somewhere there's a memory
A truth that lives in lies
An echo of the way you knew me under foreign skies
Will I live in hiding
Between these silhouettes?
Will you remember me when everyone forgets?
I promise I will still be there
Even when I haven't got a prayer
Just a lonely stranger in America, but
I'm still here
Oh, god, I'm here
I swear!
Somewhere there's a memory
A truth that lives in lies
An echo of the way you knew me under foreign skies
Will I live in hiding
Between these silhouettes?
Will you remember me when everyone forgets?
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You knocked all the posts off the front page with this! I'd be exceedingly pissed if i posted something worthwhile today.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-20 15:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thea Gilmore, "Even Gods Do" from the compilation "Where's Neil When You Need Him?" all songs based on the work of Neil Gaiman. Probably not the best ever but it's all I've been listening to all week.
When she comes
with a ghost of a smile
and she runs
through his eyes for a while
days turn
there's empty ground somewhere...
Bring the gods,
line them up one by one
Turn the coin
sound the pfife(sp) and the drum
rack it down
until kingdom comes back here...
There's a rise there's a fall where the light hits the wall
spins a Shadow...
There's a rise there's a fall where the light hits the wall
spins a...
Cut him down
from that old poplar tree
break the call
while he's looking at me
there's a calm
blowing down through the meadow...
He's the dark
where the day has been bleeding
the ink
this page has been needing
you close the door but
it still casts his shadow...
(chorus)
Even Gods do...
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 15:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob just took linkwhoring to a whole new level, and I like it. http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 15:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://moid.org/ed/kids-in-the-sandbox.mpg
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 15:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/bob
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-20 15:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-20 15:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109426
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-20 15:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAD TO THROW THIS IN THERE
remind you theres no music, just a man singing acapella
Ralph Stanley - O Death Lyrics
O, Death
O, Death
Won't you spare me over til another year
Well what is this that I can't see
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
I'll open the door to heaven or hell
Whoa, death someone would pray
Could you wait to call me another day
The children prayed, the preacher preached
Time and mercy is out of your reach
I'll fix your feet til you cant walk
I'll lock your jaw til you cant talk
I'll close your eyes so you can't see
This very air, come and go with me
I'm death I come to take the soul
Leave the body and leave it cold
To draw up the flesh off of the frame
Dirt and worm both have a claim
O, Death
O, Death
Won't you spare me over til another year
My mother came to my bed
Placed a cold towel upon my head
My head is warm my feet are cold
Death is a-movin upon my soul
Oh, death how you're treatin' me
You've close my eyes so I can't see
Well you're hurtin' my body
You make me cold
You run my life right outta my soul
Oh death please consider my age
Please don't take me at this stage
My wealth is all at your command
If you will move your icy hand
Oh the young, the rich or poor
Hunger like me you know
No wealth, no ruin, no silver no gold
Nothing satisfies me but your soul
O, death
O, death
Wont you spare me over til another year
Wont you spare me over til another year
Wont you spare me over til another year
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109396
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109422
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol @ STUPA
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
closer (further away)
NIN
i wanna fuck you like an animal
you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you
you let me complicate you
i wanna fuck you like an animal
i wanna feel you from the inside
i wanna fuck you like an animal
i broke apart my insides
i've got no soul to sell
the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself
you can have my isolation
you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my absence of faith
you can have my everything
i wanna fuck you like an animal
through every forest
above the trees
within my stomach
scraped off my knees
i drink the honey
inside your hive
you are the reason
i stay alive
you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you
you let me fuck you like an animal
i wanna feel you from the inside
i wanna fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
i wanna fuck you like an animal ( you get me closer to god )
my whole existence is flawed
i wanna fuck you like an animal
i wanna feel you from the inside
i wanna fuck you like an animal
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, one day you'll look back at this and say..."wow, I wasted so much time on uber."
So, you want to break your hymen in?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:19:47 EDT (#)
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one day bob will grow up and look back on this and say...wow, did i need to stfu
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:15:55 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109415
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:09:37 EDT (#)
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Sunny, I said it in the first paragraph that this will take over.....so STFU, GTFO.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:03:56 EDT (#)
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what is wrong with you? look what you have done. this sucks.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:58:17 EDT (#)
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not only a word, and this is crucial for you to understand it, an idea or phrase.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:54:50 EDT (#)
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Connotation is an implied meaning of a word. Opposite of denotation
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:52:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:42:32 EDT (#)
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yes, a "metal" band is only comprised of a singer and drummer.
look...playing an instrument and in a band isn't thought on google, so how about you stfu and stop embarassing yourself?
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Do I need to constantly be explaining my comments to you?
The frenchie needs to understand the meaning of a 'connotation'.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:46:55 EDT (#)
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Love can build a bridge lalalalala
between your heart and mine lalalala
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:46:54 EDT (#)
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why am i not working instead of talking to some 16 years old idiot who thinks he's elite cuz he's in college?
who knows...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jKXr40gl9_k&mode=related&search=
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:42:32 EDT (#)
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yes, a "metal" band is only comprised of a singer and drummer.
look...playing an instrument and in a band isn't thought on google, so how about you stfu and stop embarassing yourself?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:37:19 EDT (#)
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And if that wasn't enough, I can shit a whole Total Gym Fitness Center without cracking a smile.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:33:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:24:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:13:30 EDT (#)
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Gimme two songs to compare, or even specific areas within two songs, and I'll listen in
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if one day i bother to listen to tool again, i'll tell you which bit. it's not entire songs, it's just bits and pieces that are acclerated, reversed or simply modified through effects. as for main riffs, Adam Jones is clearly a very limited guitar player since the large majority of Tool riffs are played on the same scale and involved no more than the same 3-4 notes.
he sure likes that drop-d. to be fair, he's not the only one out there.
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Tool is really Maynard and Danny Carey.
Adam's only real input is his effect...the pipe bomb and talk box effects.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:29:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109410
HATE
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:25:51 EDT (#)
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Actually, any one of about fifty mudhoney songs just oozing sarcasm.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:24:52 EDT (#)
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Anything is possible
Anything is possible
Believe in a wish and it'll come true
Everything is delightful
There's nothing frightful
'bout a piece of the world where we make our own rules
If I was your daddy
I'd treat you real sweet
Let you play all day with the animals in the zoo
I'd clean the cotton candy off of your sticky hands
And I'd try to love your mommy as much as you
Anything is possible
Anything is possible
Believe in a wish and it'll come true
Everything is delightful
There's nothing frightful
'bout a piece of the world where we make our own rules
When the big hand touches the little hand
When the big hand touches the little hand
We'll sail away to Neverland
We'll sail away to Neverland
Owww
If I was your daddy
We'd have nothing but fun
Laughing all day long at our own little jokes
And when the day gets too hot
We'll cool off in my pool
Alone in the deep end I'll teach you the butterfly stroke
When the big hand touches the little hand
When the big hand touches the little hand
We'll sail away to Neverland
We'll sail away to Neverland
We'll sail away to Neverland
We'll sail away to Neverland
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:24:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:13:30 EDT (#)
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Gimme two songs to compare, or even specific areas within two songs, and I'll listen in
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if one day i bother to listen to tool again, i'll tell you which bit. it's not entire songs, it's just bits and pieces that are acclerated, reversed or simply modified through effects. as for main riffs, Adam Jones is clearly a very limited guitar player since the large majority of Tool riffs are played on the same scale and involved no more than the same 3-4 notes.
he sure likes that drop-d. to be fair, he's not the only one out there.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:22:42 EDT (#)
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I'm ahead, I'm a man
I'm the first mammal to wear pants
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in God I trust
It's evolution, baby
I'm at peace, I'm the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash
On the loose, I'm a truck
All the rolling hills, I'll flatten 'em out
It's herd behavior
It's evolution, baby
Admire me, admire my home
Admire my son, he's my clone
This land is mine, this land is free
I'll do what I want but irresponsibly
It's evolution, baby
I'm a thief, I'm a liar
There's my church, I sing in the choir
(Hallelujah, hallelujah)
Admire me, admire my home
Admire my son, admire my clones
'Cause we know, appetite for nightly feast
Those ignorant Indians got nothin' on me
Nothin'
Why?
Because... it's evolution, baby!
I'm ahead, I am advanced
I'm the first mammal to make plans
I crawled the earth, but now I'm high
2010, watch it go to fire
It's evolution, baby
Do the evolution
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I still like this song.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:17:42 EDT (#)
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Well oh well I feel I'm in decay
John Laws is on the air again
It's heavy traffic, jacarandas, eye in the sky and foot on ground
I see a million sand specked ants in mortal combat, hand to hand
And I feel that I, yes I feel that I,
Seem to live this life long distance gaze at the things surround me
People rolling in and out those circles and tides confound me
And it's just one thing, yes there's just one thing
Who can stand in the way, when there's a dollar to be made?
I was hanging round of Dobroyd Point when the first fleet chain sailed in
Looked into the clearest blue, the scurvy smell, and the convict cry
And we just carried on, yeah we just carried on
Now choppers strafe the supermarket sky and people wonder why
I'm chopping down tons of trees got seas of print not a soul can read say
Why do I drown you build brick boxes one by one they block up my sun
But it's metal on metal, and it's the dance of TV
If Christ were here he'd camera check, he'd cry so loud the planes would
stop
He'd cry so loud the earth would shake and men would fall in Tinsel Town
Just one thing
There's just one thing
And it's just one thing
And a just one thing
And a just one thing
And a just one thing
And a just one thing
Who can stand in the way, when there's a dollar to be made?
Who can stand in the way, when there's a dollar to be made?
Say precious moments, precious few
When the dollar's more than me and you
It's the joy of forgetting, such a joy to forget
But we killed all our first born, we slashed and we burned
And we sold off the paddocks, and we raped and we gouged
On the wings of a six-pack, will we ever learn?
When the spinifex hit Sydney it was the last thing we expected
When the desert reached the Gladesville we tried to tame it
And when the emus grazed at Piermont, it suddenly dawned on us all
Ha, everybody, the world was silent and the door was shut.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:15:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:04:23 EDT (#)
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at bob...it's not rage, it's just annoying how tool fans think they know something you don't
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I'm not saying "it's obvious" because I know something that nobody else does that happened to Maynard when he was 17 and that must have what caused him to write Pushit or something like that.
I'm agreeing with you about fans overanalyzing their songs.
Sheesh.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:13:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:08:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:06:22 EDT (#)
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according to Caul the Guitar God, they've been recycling riffs.
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according to anyone with a pair of ears, they've been using the same riffs over and over.
for someone who claims to be well versed into everything, you could at least admit that all songs sound the fucking same.
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Gimme two songs to compare, or even specific areas within two songs, and I'll listen in.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:12:54 EDT (#)
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I can shit a whole hammer without smiling.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:09:13 EDT (#)
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Oh wait wait, Ill reply you.
"Oh my god, are you just such a fanboy that you don't notice that they have been recycling all they're riffs since Aenima? Why don't you google it and find out?"
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:08:44 EDT (#)
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if the question is 'do you like tool or not' or 'is tool one of your favorite bands or not' to argue the validity of what someone else likes is simply moronic
apply that or don't
i like tool
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:08:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:06:22 EDT (#)
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according to Caul the Guitar God, they've been recycling riffs.
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according to anyone with a pair of ears, they've been using the same riffs over and over.
for someone who claims to be well versed into everything, you could at least admit that all songs sound the fucking same.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:07:26 EDT (#)
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And you're right, that somethingawful article was great.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:06:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:57:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:50:04 EDT (#)
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oh be quite you.
The meanings behind most of the Tool songs are fairly obvious...its just that most Tool fans think that every song has to be ULTRA SUPER DEEP and so they can't just accept it when they're wrong.
Go on a fan site, people come up with the most ludicrous ideas ever.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
you think they are obvious based on your personal interpretation of this esoteric crap so you think you are superior to other tool fans who do the same thing.
of course, you can understand the general them of songs, but it's all the little one-liners about Magick and Thelema and whatnot garbage. maynard himself said that all the meanings proposed by people were completly off.
you're doing exactly what every tool fan does. plus you fit the profile perfectly, with your fake pseudo-intellectualism aka "googles a lot to look schooled"
STFU YOU FUCKING KID
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Haha I love it.
Even when I'm helping to prove your point you have to disagree with me.
Caul you're just resentful because you haven't enjoyed they're past two albums since, according to Caul the Guitar God, they've been recycling riffs.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:04:23 EDT (#)
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at bob...it's not rage, it's just annoying how tool fans think they know something you don't
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:01:58 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt, was that rage aimed at bob or me? Are we done here?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:58:05 EDT (#)
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the somethingawful (yourbandsux) article on Tool was so spot on, i cried reading it
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:57:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:50:04 EDT (#)
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oh be quite you.
The meanings behind most of the Tool songs are fairly obvious...its just that most Tool fans think that every song has to be ULTRA SUPER DEEP and so they can't just accept it when they're wrong.
Go on a fan site, people come up with the most ludicrous ideas ever.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
you think they are obvious based on your personal interpretation of this esoteric crap so you think you are superior to other tool fans who do the same thing.
of course, you can understand the general them of songs, but it's all the little one-liners about Magick and Thelema and whatnot garbage. maynard himself said that all the meanings proposed by people were completly off.
you're doing exactly what every tool fan does. plus you fit the profile perfectly, with your fake pseudo-intellectualism aka "googles a lot to look schooled"
STFU YOU FUCKING KID
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:50:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:26:06 EDT (#)
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of course, hardcore tool fans will tell you that's cuz you don't understand the lyrics, when in fact, they don't either. it's just vague esoteric caca to which you can assign any meaning you want and tell yourself: "wow, that's so deep...i can totally relate! i know the secret"
you gotta a hand it to tool, it's the perfect marketting product for teen angst.
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oh be quite you.
The meanings behind most of the Tool songs are fairly obvious...its just that most Tool fans think that every song has to be ULTRA SUPER DEEP and so they can't just accept it when they're wrong.
Go on a fan site, people come up with the most ludicrous ideas ever.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:48:23 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt.
It wasn't a retort, it was a clarification. Sorry it failed to clarify.
I really like Tool, though these days if I'm listening to that kind of music I'll more often listen to APC.
Liking tool doesn't automatically lump me with the kind of person who has tool as their personal religion and believe that Maynard is singing specifically to them.
I agree with what you said, that most of it is just eloquent bollocks which you can apply pretty much any meaning you like to. Yes, brilliant marketing technique, works on all ages. I enjoy it because it means that the lyrics mean what I want them to.
And on top of that, I really like their sound.
And the last line of my previous comment boils down to;
I don't care who else likes tool. If I want to listen to them and like them, I will.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:38:19 EDT (#)
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I love me some music posts.
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If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine
And my tunes were played on the harp unstrung,
Would you hear my voice come thru the music,
Would you hold it near as it were your own?
Its a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken,
Perhaps theyre better left unsung.
I dont know, dont really care
Let there be songs to fill the air.
Ripple in still water,
When there is no pebble tossed,
Nor wind to blow.
Reach out your hand if your cup be empty,
If your cup is full may it be again,
Let it be known there is a fountain,
That was not made by the hands of men.
There is a road, no simple highway,
Between the dawn and the dark of night,
And if you go no one may follow,
That path is for your steps alone.
Ripple in still water,
When there is no pebble tossed,
Nor wind to blow.
But if you fall you fall alone,
If you should stand then whos to guide you?
If I knew the way I would take you home.
La dee da da da, la da da da da, da da da, da da, da da da da da
La da da da, la da da, da da, la da da da, la da, da da.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:37:13 EDT (#)
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fey, i read your retort 10 times and i have no idea what you mean.
maybe it's cuz my digestion is starting and i'm sleepy or because you're too "deep" for me
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:36:32 EDT (#)
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I FUCKING LOVE THESE GUYS!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:35:29 EDT (#)
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Tne Nurse Who Loved Me (A Perfect Circle)
Say hello to the rug's topography
It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it
Say hello to the shrinking in your head
You can't see it but you know its there so don't neglect it
I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white
She's got everything I need pharmacy keys
She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys
Say hello to all the apples on the ground
They were once in your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping
Say hello to everything you've left behind
It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it
I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white
She's got everything I need some pills in a little cup
She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys
She's got everything I need pharmacy keys
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys
Say hello to the rug's topography
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:31:39 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109404
Totally winnar.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:30:49 EDT (#)
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I HATE the Chillis
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:30:18 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt.
Tool is also perfect for when you grow up enough to enjoy the fact that you can place whatever meaning works for you into the frame that is their lyrics. I love them, still.
I don't believe in disliking something simply because I dislike the others who like the same thing.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:26:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:26:06 EDT (#)
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of course, hardcore tool fans will tell you that's cuz you don't understand the lyrics, when in fact, they don't either. it's just vague esoteric caca to which you can assign any meaning you want and tell yourself: "wow, that's so deep...i can totally relate! i know the secret"
you gotta a hand it to tool, it's the perfect marketting product for teen angst.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:25:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:23:23 EDT (#)
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i almost wrote that i hoped no one would paste tool lyrics.
i'm embarassed, i liked that band so much. what a shitty band it turned out to be.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:06:25 EDT (#)
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Because their eloquent rage and beautiful anger attracts me.
Tool.
The Grudge.
Wear the grudge like a crown
Of negativity
Calculate what you will
Will not tolerate
Desperate to control
All and everything
Unable to forgive
Your scarlet letterman
Clutch it like a cornerstone
Otherwise it all comes down
Justify denials and
Grip 'em to the lonesome end
Clutch it like a cornerstone
Otherwise it all comes down
Terrified of being wrong
Ultimatum prison cell
Saturn ascends
Choose one or ten
Hang on or be
Humbled again
Humbled again
Clutch it like a cornerstone (crescendo)
Otherwise it all comes down
Justify denials and
Grip 'em to the lonesome end
Saturn ascends
Comes 'round again
Saturn ascends
The one, the ten
Ignorant to
The damage done
Wear the grudge like a crown
Of negativity
Calculate what you will
Will not tolerate
Desperate to control
All and everything
Unable to forgive
Your scarlet letterman
Wear the grudge like a crown (crescendo)
Desperate to control
Unable to forgive
And sinking deeper
Defining
Confining
Sinking deeper (sometimes says "AND sinking deeper" in concert)
Controlling
Defining
And we're sinking deeper
Saturn comes back around
To show you everything
Lets you choose what you will
Will not see and then
Drags you down like a stone
Or lifts you up again
Spits you out like a child
Light and innocent
Saturn comes back around
Lifts you up like a child
Or drags you down like a stone
To consume you 'til you
Choose to
Let this go
Choose to
Let this go
Give away the stone
Let the ocean take and transmutate
This cold and fated anchor
Give away the stone
Let the waters kiss and transmutate
These leaden grudges into gold
(gold... gold... gold... gold... gold...
gold... gold... gold... gold...) (decrescendo)
Let go (crescendo)
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go
Let go (crescendo)
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:01:15 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109397
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:58:08 EDT (#)
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This little contest is about to get real interesting
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:55:19 EDT (#)
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Indo, I agree with you 100% but I never said that this contest had to be a "deep metaphorical" meaning contest.
The lyrics hit personal notes for me throughout so that's why they do it...for me.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:51:21 EDT (#)
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I'll take that as a group orgy based cry of hell yeah. Everyone wants to do me, even the behemoths.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:51:04 EDT (#)
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great song, mediocre lyrics, more catchy than deep.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:42:38 EDT (#)
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Hmmm, I wish I had read this before I posted today. I will make one for you tomorrow, I have the song picked out and everything.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:37:05 EDT (#)
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Bitch, I can go up to Canadia and fly out to Cuba from there. Well, as long as I don't mind the possiblity of a $25K fine when I get home, but Americans look the same as Canadians, so it wouldn't matter.
HA HA, JUMPINBORDERSPWNED!!!1
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:37:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109392
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:33:12 EDT (#)
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no, i haven't.
but i'm going to Cuba in October.
AND YOU CAN'T! HAR HAR! EMBARGOWN3D!
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:32:25 EDT (#)
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Jeez, what the fuck do I have to do to get my sexual innuendo noticed around here. Are there any guys that want to have premarital relations with me. I guess it's too much to be a badass hetero like me around here so I'm trying out for the other team. Caul?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:30:29 EDT (#)
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Caul, America IS better, and you know it. I bet you've never seen a palm tree. And I mean one that wasn't a potted plant.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:29:11 EDT (#)
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Oops, ma bay-ud.
Carbon Leaf - "Let Your Troubles Roll By" on their Indian Summer album.
Carter is phenomenal on that song. He plays guitar, but in that song he's playing the same guitar that the Italian chef plays in Lady and the Tramp (don't act like you don't know).
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:29:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:25:58 EDT (#)
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+2 for Caul saying he lives in a frozen shithole.
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you liked this cuz it made you feel like america is better, right?
I KNOW HOW YOU AMERLOQUES THINK!
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:26:54 EDT (#)
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My entry:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109390
Shlongy's right. Pulley is fucking amazing.
Unfortunately there are many more styles of music out there aside from punk and that fucking idiot needs to broaden his horizons.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:25:58 EDT (#)
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+2 for Caul saying he lives in a frozen shithole.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:25:34 EDT (#)
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H_E, where/what/who is that song from and do you want me to give you some salty tears?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:24:16 EDT (#)
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I own 'Wax' and 'Le Baiser'. I have a live one too but I can't remember the name. """
i really can't these two or any of their nineties stuff. i like their music of the early eighties or the one they produce recently.
My favorite english song is: Drinking in L.A. by bran van 3000 just cuz it fits with the sun and beaches and i live in a frozen shithole :-D
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:23:24 EDT (#)
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King Missile:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
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I hereby declare myself the winner.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Song from my favorite album of all time:
O Comely:
Oh comely
I will be with you when you lose your breath
Chasing the only meaningful memory you thought you had left
With some pretty bright and bubbly terrible scene
That was doing her thing on your chest
But oh comely
It isn't as pretty as you'd like to guess
In your memory you're drunk on your awe to me
It doesn't mean anything at all
Oh comely
All of your friends are all letting you blow
Bristling and ugly
Bursting with fruits falling out from the holes
Of some pretty bright and bubbly friend
You could need to say comforting things in your ear
But oh comely
There isn't such one friend that you could find here
Standing next to me
He's only my enemy
I'll crush him with everything I own
Say what you want to say
Hang for your hollow ways
Moving your mouth to pull out all your miracling
for me
Your father made fetuses
With flesh licking ladies
While you and your mother
Were asleep in the trailer park
Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums
The music and medicine you needed for comforting
So make all your fat fleshy fingers to moving
And pluck all your silly strings
And bend all your notes for me
Soft silly music is meaningful magical
The movements were beautiful
All in your ovaries
All of them milking with green fleshy flowers
While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines
Smelling of semen all under the garden
Was all you were needing when you still believed in me
Say what your want to say
Hang for your hollow ways
Moving your mouth to pull out all your miracling
for me
And I know they buried her body with others
Her sister and mother and 500 families
And will she remember me 50 years later
I wished I could save her in some sort of time machine
Know all your enemies
We know who our enemies are
Goldaline my dear
We will fold and freeze together
Far away from here
There is sun and spring and green forever
But now we move to feel
For ourselves inside some stranger's stomach
Place your body here
Let your skin begin to blend itself with mine
-Neutral Milk Hotel
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck that shlongy, im winning!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love endures, it clings away
When asked to leave, it begs to stay
Like the perfect song, at imperfect times
It's the way the chords struck with the rhymes
So let your troubles roll by...
He knows he can help himself
He can tell by a look at the books on his shelf
And someone, somewhere loses her son
Before her own sunset is said and done
And she dreams of sunflowers bent-over
Frozen in the snow, and thinks 'Colorado.. ?'
But then plays her life back in slow motion
To keep in touch with that raw emotion
In the night, crushed empty can
Olive Oyle is waiting for her man
To come in from the fight
That will change their life
'For good this time...'
When all of your tears dry, let your troubles roll by
Like New Year's Eve, tonight's underway
But tomorrow you'll wake up afraid of the day
'Cause underneath the scars of your broken dreams
An undone war still wages and stings
You fear the year will blow
Like a breeze through a rainbow
You swear it's there, but you can't grab a hold
So you sit and cry and wonder why, why...
When all of your tears dry, let your troubles roll by
So many cities and windows and lives
And through each one there's a soul that strives to survive
So pay no mind, my sorrow's fine
The day is alive and that's why I cry
It's a New Year's toast, grab your list to conspire
The last snake hissed as he was thrown in the fire
You've come far, and though you're far from the end
You don't mind where you are, cause you know where you've been
Like a culture vulture sprawled out on the floor
Like a dead devil sailor washed up on the shore
With nothing of note but the ole' Capt.'s coat
And a burning boat you just sank with your salty tears...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh touche, you have been fascinated by my mother today. I shall ask her to camwhore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Assholy is winning so far.
No, he's not. I am.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I own 'Wax' and 'Le Baiser'. I have a live one too but I can't remember the name.
Good music for shagging.
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Who do you lend it too?? ;)
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Your mother.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:10:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:07:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Indochine are fucking brilliant.
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that they are. they've been around for quite some time.
in their defense, the second part is about girls. the song is about being bi.
i just thought it was fitting for my "reputation"
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I own 'Wax' and 'Le Baiser'. I have a live one too but I can't remember the name.
Good music for shagging.
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Who do you lend it too?? ;)
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yield was a good album, but Vitalogy is still my favorite, orph.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:07:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Indochine are fucking brilliant.
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that they are. they've been around for quite some time.
in their defense, the second part is about girls. the song is about being bi.
i just thought it was fitting for my "reputation"
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I own 'Wax' and 'Le Baiser'. I have a live one too but I can't remember the name.
Good music for shagging.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Indochine are fucking brilliant.
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that they are. they've been around for quite some time.
in their defense, the second part is about girls. the song is about being bi.
i just thought it was fitting for my "reputation"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109388
I'm in.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The lyrics of this song makes me want to blow things up (in a non-terrorist threat type way).
Pearl Jam Do The Evolution
I'm ahead I'm a man
I'm the first mammal to wear pants yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in God I trust yeah
It's evolution baby
I'm at piece I'm the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash
On the loose I'm a truck
All the rolling hills I'll flatten' em out yeah
It's herd behavior uh huh
It's evolution baby
Admire me admire my home
Admire my song here's my coat
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
This land is mine, this land is free
I'll do what I want but irresponsibly
It's evolution, baby
I'm a thief, I'm a liar
There's my church, I sing in the choir:
{hallelujah...hallelujah...}
Admire me, admire my home
Admire my song, admire my clothes
'Cause we know, appetite for a nightly feast
Those ignorant Indians got nothin' on me
Nothin', why?
Because, it's evolution, baby!
I am ahead, I am advanced
I am the first mammal to make plans, yeah
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
Twenty-ten, watch it go to fire
It's evolution, baby
Do the evolution
Come on, come on, come on
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:03:54 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Embrasser le garçon sur la bouche / Kiss the boy on the mouth
Et puis se mouiller / And then get wet
L'emmener dans le fond du couloir / Bring him at the end of the corridor
Et puis se brûler / And get burnt
Être blanc, être pâle / Being white, being pale
Se rercher la vie, se faire mal / Searching for life, hurt ourselves
En se disant que juste après, juste après / Telling ourselves that right after, right afer
On ne le regrettera sûrement pas, juste après / We surely won't regret it, right after
Moi je veux vivre...vivre...vivre / Me I want to live...live...live...
Un peu plus fort / A little harder!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3HJkRQS-oSk
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Indochine are fucking brilliant.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, that's absolutely fabulous and wouldn't expect less from you.
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watch the first minute of the video...lol...so gay
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Assholy is winning so far.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
someone try to find lyrics as gay as mine
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, that's absolutely fabulous and wouldn't expect less from you.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i would put up a post but i dont have a whole lot to write about these lyrics. they're self-explanatory. Excellent song, too...
Mindless Self Indulgence - Backmask Lyrics
you guys man - you gotta get organized - come on
when i say "we" you say "suck"
we - suck - we - suck
when i say "we" you say "suck"
we - suck - we - suck - dick
play that record backwards
here's a message yo for the suckas
play that record backwards
and go fuck yourself
play that record backwards
it's a message from aaaaaawwwwww
play that record backwards
and go go gogogogo
kill yourself
muthafucka go kill yourself... muthafucka go kill yourself...
muthafucka go kill... yourself
hate and devour the young
and the weaker ones and don't forget the guns
you're gonna need 'em to go kill yourself
hate all the people you love
in a river of blood
and don't forget the guns
you're gonnna need 'em to destroy
always destroy... always destroy...
always destroy...
Yourself
Yourself
Destroy yourself if you don't get what you want now
hate all the people you love
in a river of blood
And don't forget to go go gogogogo
Kill yourself
muthafucka go kill yourself... muthafucka go kill yourself...
muthafucka go kill... yourself
hate all the people you love
in a river of blood
and don't forget the guns
you're gonnna need 'em to destroy
always destroy... always destroy...
always destroy...
Yourself
Yourself
Destroy yourself if you don't get what you want now
[Backwards:]
clean your room
do your homework
don't stay out too late
eat your vegetables
put away your toys
don't sit too close to the TV
get dressed for church
kill yourself because you don't get what you want now (4x)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Embrasser le garçon sur la bouche / Kiss the boy on the mouth
Et puis se mouiller / And then get wet
L'emmener dans le fond du couloir / Bring him at the end of the corridor
Et puis se brûler / And get burnt
Être blanc, être pâle / Being white, being pale
Se rercher la vie, se faire mal / Searching for life, hurt ourselves
En se disant que juste après, juste après / Telling ourselves that right after, right afer
On ne le regrettera sûrement pas, juste après / We surely won't regret it, right after
Moi je veux vivre...vivre...vivre / Me I want to live...live...live...
Un peu plus fort / A little harder!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3HJkRQS-oSk
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aww, dicarus loves me. Wanna f-u-c-k me?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are the very essence of what's gay around here.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-20 10:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
\"Those monkeys treated me like shit!\"
--from The Mummies\' \"(You Must Fight to Live) On the Planet of the Apes.\"
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-20 10:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 10:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is some intense, horny shit, juls....where's it from?
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Courtney Love - I'd Do Anything
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 10:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 15:56:33 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
That is some intense, horny shit, juls....where's it from?
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Courtney fucking Love. 'I'll Do Anything'.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-20 10:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pulley- One of the GREATEST BANDS that no one has ever heard of.
Just listened to this in the car- 4 times - on the way to work.
"Dog's Life"
my cases sit right in front of me
waiting for someone to take me away
alone i sit, my pills are kicking in
you see i'm a dog
and i'm locked in my cage
eyes are red, tongue is hanging out
i'm thirsty as shit and i'm still a dog
fleas don't itch i had a bath the other day
before this trip, wonder where we're going
toys are packed i see my bed is in
my two bowls are somewhere in reach
i'll scratch with rage until i find a way
to get through this cardboard that sits under me
it's cold down here bumpy ride
and my seats not first class, man's best friend
i feel befriended this is a dog's life
ok we're here, things are ok again
a brand new lawn just to welcome me here
scratch my ears and i'll chase down your ball
looks like this new place will be home
for now it won't take much to go
back to sleep after going through all this
wake up tomorrow and we'll do it again
living a dog's life.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 10:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bob Marley › Three Little Birds
Dont worry about a thing,
cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin: dont worry about a thing,
cause every little thing gonna be all right!
Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin, (this is my message to you-ou-ou:)
Singin: dont worry bout a thing,
cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin: dont worry (dont worry) bout a thing,
cause every little thing gonna be all right!
Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin, this is my message to you-ou-ou:
Singin: dont worry about a thing, worry about a thing, oh!
Every little thing gonna be all right. dont worry!
Singin: dont worry about a thing - I wont worry!
cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin: dont worry about a thing,
cause every little thing gonna be all right - I wont worry!
Singin: dont worry about a thing,
cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin: dont worry about a thing, oh no!
cause every little thing gonna be all right!
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 10:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is some intense, horny shit, juls....where's it from?
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-20 10:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gimme your tired
Gimme your poor, yeah
You need to be free, yeah
Your hungry huddled masses
Screaming me me me
Gimme danger
Gimme sorrow
Gimme heat
Gimme grime
Gimme, gimme everything
Coming, gimme from behind
Woo hoo
Throw me up against the wall
Woo hoo
No baby, do that again
Woo hoo
No baby, I'll do you cause
You, you, you, you do anything
Gimme white boys skinny
Gimme big black men
Gimme ice cream on my birthday
Gimme that again
Gimme love, love, love
Oh, give them me, me, me
Cause I'll do you
Cause you'll do anything
Gimme dick
Gimme speed
Gimme white hot heat
One day my prince will come but
Man, it's just too late
Gimme one match
So I can set myself on fire
Oh, let 'em eat cake
Until they are starved
Gimme white lies
That pulls out of me so hard
Twitching like the miracles
And blast them all to shards
Woo hoo
Throw me up against the wall
Woo hoo
No baby, do that again
Woo hoo
No baby, I'll do you cause
You, you, you, you do anything
Gimme white boys skinny
Gimme big black men
Gimme ice cream on my birthday
Gimme that again
Gimme love, love, love
Oh, give them me, me, me
Cause I'll do you
Cause you'll do anything
Gimme some ??
??
Give it to me, come on, baby
Gimme a break
He's lost the show
I've got the power to heal
Oh, god or the Devil
Just gimme a deal
Gimme love, love, love
Oh, give them me, me, me
Cause I'll do you
Cause you'll do anything
I'm ready to die for you
No, I'm too young to be so old
Don't scratch the car when you go
(Woo hoo)
(Throw me up against the wall)
Don't slam the door when you go
(Woo hoo)
(No baby, do that again)
I'll burn the sheets when you go
(Woo hoo)
(No baby, I'll do you cause)
Just fuckin' go when you go when you go
(You, you, you, you do anything)
Just fuckin' go
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 10:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
From 'Take Care of Business' on Ghetto Pop Life (by Dangermouse & Jemini):
'Dick for your doller's what you get from me,
Even Britney don't get it for free.'
Genius really. Speaks for itself.
On the same album (a sample at the