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Submitted by Drew "ajanssen" Janssen (View user info) at 2007-06-20 11:30:31 EDT




Rehab - Sitting At A Bar



Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 a.m.
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She through my shit out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and smacked me real hard
And in my drunkin' stuper
I did what I should of never done
Now I'm sittin' here talking to you
Drunk and on the run

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

You know Moe I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers til they get here
Yeah I know the sun is comin' up
And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on a dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin' on

She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away


I guess it's meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I'm headed to the Penitentary
See me on T.V.
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should've done something about my anger
But I'll never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She through a fit so I crashed that piece a shit nova

And now I'm goin' back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
And when we all pile out that county van
They'll ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away




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Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2007-06-20 19:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Woooooo Hooooooo!!!!!! Rehab is cool. I hung out with them on a few occasions!!!

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

meh

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:03:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

hahaha rehab. i'm glad they stopped coming here all the time.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:26:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109387

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice. Double nice.


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