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Submitted by Cool Beans (View user info) at 2007-06-20 11:30:51 EDT


Gomez - Get Myself Arrested

Why?

Because I fucking well say so that's why.

I ain't gonna win the stupid contest anywat am I know you cunt?



I wear the same shoes as everyone
I got the same blues as everyone
So try and call me, I'm immobile man
Yes I am

Got a haircut, got a silver tooth
Gonna get myself arrested
Got some friends in my BMW
Tryin'a get themselves arrested

I suck the same lines as anyone
I do the same time as anyone
Don't try and call me, I'm immobile man
Yes I am

Got a haircut, got a silver tooth
Gonna get myself arrested
Got some friends in my BMW
Tryin'a get themselves arrested

He only grows for guys he knows and me
He only grows for guys he knows and me
Well, alright

Don't try and call me, I'm immobile man
Don't try and call me, I'm immobile man
Yes I am

Got a haircut, got a silver tooth
Gonna get myself arrested
Got some friends in my BMW
Tryin'a get themselves arrested

Got no time for the selfish me and you's
Tryin'a get myself arrested



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Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My wife left me and i became an alcoholic cunt... someone call me a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!!

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hahahahaha. Gee I wonder who that could have been?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fucking tool.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-27 09:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-21 09:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Great post, pussy.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:19:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:04:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:28:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109387

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh... semens effort.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109387

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Any or all of the content of this post make be or most likely is bullshit
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MAY BE !!


Rulez of teh Uber numbero 1 and 2

1: Do not rush a post.
2: That is all.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

am I now you cunt.


NOW.

Geez i'm slow.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haircuts are fucking awesome.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 11:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gomez used to be so good. Then the millennium happened. Real shame.


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