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Anyone know this band from Maryland that FUCKING ROCK YOUR SOCKS? (475 hits)

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Rating: 1.83 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Bob (View user info) at 2007-06-20 13:29:07 EDT


Artist: Clutch
Song: Eulogy for a Ghost
Album: Blast Tyrant

The leather soles go shuffling in,
Stinking of smoke and ten cent gin.
Now who will toast our noble host that has this morning given up the ghost?

The wooden coffer hand to hand.
Kind words are offered, silent prayers.
But she is satisfied the most while stabbing madly at the roast.

The rib of Adam, the eyes of Eve.
The sons of Cain receive no reprieve.

The creditor rides with his men.
The death of debtors he won't forgive.
They repossess his silver eyes, now in the potter's field he lies.

The rib of Adam, the eyes of Eve.
The sons of Cain receive no reprieve.

Waiting for a dead man's shoes.
Have you heard the latest news?
Lazarus is back from the dead,
Looking as one would expect.
Dripping with the waters of Sheol.
Babbling about body and soul.
And Then he found his wife in their bed buck naked and already wed.

The tax collector beneath his sheets.
The door swings open. Floorboards creak.
Now who will toast our noble host who has this morning given up the ghost?

The rib of Adam, the eyes of Eve.
The sons of Cain receive no reprieve.

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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-22 15:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've heard of them...
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Seems like you just barely know them.

Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've heard of them...

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-06-20 22:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw them when they opened for Pantera. Good shit.

Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2007-06-20 19:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wooooo Hooooo!!!!! CLUTCH
Wooooo Hooooo!!!!1 MARYLAND

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-20 19:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I lost interest in them post-Transnational Speedway League, but damn that album is brutal and a classic.
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The best was yet to come!

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-20 15:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Clutch is one of the few bands that I will actually still go see in concert. I saw them play in front of maybe 100 people at a bar in Ohio about 10 years ago, and I've seen them about every time I've had the chance since.




Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I lost interest in them post-Transnational Speedway League, but damn that album is brutal and a classic.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CLutch does indeed fucking rock my socks.

Saw them a few weeks ago in Philly


See also: cKy

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

tight like that was kinda cool.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They were at Bonnaroo this past weekend. I missed them.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 13:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heard of them, never heard them or saw them. http://www.ubersite.com/m/109387


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