sico's lyric contest (845 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.61 on 68 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by experima (View user info) at 2007-06-20 14:08:19 EDT
I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said howd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind
She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldnt believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind
Nikki
The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I cant tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
Oh, shell show u no mercy
But shell shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind
Darlin nikki
Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasnt there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind
Oh, nikki, ohhhh
Come back nikki, come back
Your dirty little prince
Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind
{backwards at the end}
Hello, how r u? Im fine. cause I know
That the lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon.
User Reviews
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-06-25 15:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-20 01:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-09 19:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did that same broad at a bus stop in Detroit.
Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-07-23 18:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Usless fucking cunt using this site as your personal instant message board.
You are fucking mediocore at best. Sucking everybody's cock until they like you. You's have no fucking hits if you did respond seven times to ever comment made. You make me fucking sick you hag. Choke on a dick you fucking cumdumpster.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-08 17:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi, S!
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-08 16:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi xprma!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-04 13:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
look for the purple banana till they put us in the truck
LET'S GO
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-04 08:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! You really put me in your "favourites"...
I feel honored, thx!
Post-related additional comment : let's go crazy ! ;-)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-02 15:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i just +2d my own post.
another true story.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-02 15:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's cos i only have 8
true story
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-02 12:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have the last review on every single one of your posts.
true story
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-29 23:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck all y'all
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100544
:)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:08:47 EDT (#)
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hey, puck, thanks.
you're awesome
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2007-06-28 21:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and woohoo! +10! YAY!
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2007-06-28 21:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah...just a couple more...
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2007-06-28 21:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2007-06-28 21:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
although you are an excellent writer.
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2007-06-28 21:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so...like 4 more +2s to follow because i'm an asshole and haven't been rating you enough and because my girlfriend's name is nikki and i love her and this made me smile.
mostly the nikki thing.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-25 00:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
appaloniaaaaaaaaaaa!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-06-23 08:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just mmm thinking of a nasty girl...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good night, C. I am off as well.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And one last girl is entertained. My night is done.
The drunken young buck must sleep now.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:)
funny.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know, right? That might be my only post with a <0 rating that I've ever had.
...
Oh you probably mean the author. oh.
..yeah.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOUR DIRTY LITTLE PRINCE WANNA GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just gave you one. but the kurt vonnegut thing...it's painful...
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2s?
Twice, at the very least.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now gimme some 2s dammit! :)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:08:59 EDT (#)
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I'll chase you anywhere.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And +2 for chasing me through your history, cutie.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*exhales*
thanks, C!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-06-22 01:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That song reminds me of newyorker named nikki that I should still probably chase. Hm.
Chronic's blessing to you, Miss.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-21 20:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oops, forgot it was my post
:)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-21 20:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Jew!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-21 15:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Jew loves that song.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-21 15:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://gabbly.com/http://ubersite.com
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-21 15:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just curious....
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-21 15:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey...you ever use Gabbly?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-21 15:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he had the touch...
and "you've got the look!"
:)
hi, mess!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf
....classy....
I enjoyed your exposure of the alter in that LisaD post.
Prince definitely had the touch. cool dude.
Fahn Fahn Fahn auf den autobahn...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ich bin ein Merlina!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-21 03:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dirty Merlina, in your bed Merlina
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-21 03:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ohmigod the memories of that song.... Richard. My ex from when I was 21. He was a blonde model.
oooh that song.. the memories.
BAD Merlina.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-21 02:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Up past her bed time below :)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-21 01:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I still learn. Prince has much to teach us.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-20 23:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I learned a lot from this song as a preteen.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you mean "you know who you are"? ha, that's cute that you do that. it got ruined by an alter, but it's being resuscitated.
ps: i didn't know you were a photographer. that's what I did my BA in.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've actually grown slightly fond of that blank post of yours...
i'll stop by here and there and see whatever nonsense you're trading off with the user of the day, give it a little nod, and go on my way without leaving a review.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Prince was the shit. Remember that one time, in concert, when his guitar ejaculated something? That wuz, liek, totally radical.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, scourge.
I know, I know.
Content goes in box! THEN submit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well, at least this time you posted SOMETHING
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was good but the cover howled... sounded somehow more depraved than the original.
what was that... hmmm... I want to say Foo Fighters but that doesn't sound right.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-20 15:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont give a shit what anyone says, prince is the fucking man
SLAVE
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not one of my faves necessarily, but you know my name...and for that matter, yours...and that makes it funny to me, EI :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not one of my faves but your experima.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sweetheart below
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ILUVexperima
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lonely steroid user and Swanson Dinner For 1 inhaler, below.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SORRY IT'S NOT MUSTARD PLUG OR NO USE FOR A NAME SHLONGY, YOU FUCKING MUSICAL INFANT.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have GOT to be shitting me here.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh.
fucking.
hell.
yes.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yurp. http://www.ubersite.com/m/109387
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-20 14:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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