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Lyrics (and My First Bandwagon) (235 hits)

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Submitted by Grownasskid (View user info) at 2007-06-20 16:58:00 EDT


Artist: Modest Mouse
Album: The Moon and Antartica
Song: Third Planet

Why: Because it's what is on my CD player right now.

It is the song that plays everytime I drink too much alone.

It is the song that plays everytime I drink too much with friends.

It is the song that makes me happy.

It is the song that ruins me.

It is all these things, all at the same time, and I cannot tell if I love this song or hate it.

And because, fuck, why not?
-----------------------------------------------------------

Everything that keeps me together is falling apart
I've got this thing that I consider my only art
of fucking people over

My boss just quit the job says
he's goin' out to find blind spots
and he'll do it

The 3rd Planet is sure that they're being watched
by an eye in the sky that can't be stopped
When you get to the promise land
you're gonna shake that eye's hand.

Your heart
felt good
it was drippin' pitch and made of wood
And your hands
and knees
felt cold and wet on the grass to me

Outside, naked, shiverin, looking blue,
from the cold sunlight that's reflected off the moon
Baby cum angels fly around you
reminding you we used to be three and not just two

And that's how the world began
And that's how the world will end

A 3rd had just been made and we were swimming in the water,
didn't know then was it a son was it a daughter
When it occurred to me that the animals are swimming
around in the water in the oceans in our bodies and
another had been found another ocean on the planet
given that our blood is just like the Atlantic
And how

The universe is shaped exactly like the earth if you go
straight long enough you'll end up where you were

Everything that keeps me together is falling apart
I've got this thing that I consider my only art
of fucking people over


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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i like their tune "bury me with it"

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats. http://www.ubersite.com/m/109387

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:00:31 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The last stanza sealed it."""


ooooh it speaks to me... it speaks to the pain i feel inside.

what a fucking pathetic faggot you are Bret.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

EMO

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The last stanza sealed it.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-20 16:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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