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Submitted by Snark << snarkk.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-06-21 04:27:35 EDT
Oh brother, the rum is talking.
It's speaking to me in those blurry truthful mutterings that never say the same thing twice and always leave your saying "What? Wait! I had something there!"
You know what I'm talking about. You've all felt it, you've all had that subtle taste of sweet truthful pussy....that blinking second when everything come into light... when the bitch shows her true form...
Yeah you know it.
I'm fucking soaking in it right now. I'm up to my elbows in it. The bitch won't let me go.
Every heartbreak. Every betrayal. Every stupid mistake you've ever made is here.... In this text.... In this badly put-together block of letters.
It's here and it's calling you friend.
It wants you.
I was a witness to beautiful things today. I saw nature cut life from water. I saw it stick jaggedly and proud out of unforgiving Pacific waters. I saw seals play in it. They taunted me from my stupid yuppie perch on my great steel boat.
I saw it and I thought of her, and broken promises, and how it's not fair that poetic souls sometimes have to be shackled...warped and misled.
And I'm not talking about me... my hypocrisy doesn't go that far...
But then...
The sea is strange that way.
Just when you think you have it figured out.... BAM!
Kind of like a woman when you think about it.... I mean... really THINK about it.
Tumultuous, passionate, full of desire, and want, and all the things that you are - but none of the things that she needs you to be.
Cuz she doesn't know what that is. Because ten thousand men have filled her with everything they are not sure of.
STOP
WAIT
I saw my love today.
Did I tell you? She spent the last tree days calling me?
Did I mention she called me repeatedly to breathe her love into my ear?
Loaded question....Of course you didn't
Did I mention I saved her life.
No?
I will now.
I did.
Yeah, I'm just that pretentious.
Heh,
Chill!... doesn't really matter in the end.
That's the way of the world right? Intention fades to nothing and result is King.
It's the fly in the pudding that matters.
Don't matter how the fly got there. Don't matter really if you swiped it off your fiancés nose. Fact is... it's there.... In the pudding... and the entire desert is ruined.
You ever call the police because you thought your love was dead?
Ever see a woman try to cut her hands off?
Ever needed a friend?
No?
I thought not.
Ever raised your head to the sky and yelled "AHHHHHHHHH" then realized God ain't listeneing?
Sorry brother.
That fucking rum has a voice of its own.
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2008-08-06 23:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yup!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:35:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-02 14:16:12 EST (#)
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alright Snark!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-02 13:16:45 EST (#)
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Miss you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-26 19:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi darlin'- I've come to apologize for.. oh look, below.
Work got Serious for a bit and then I took over UGR for Brdn. I'm usually much more reliable than this. Someday sooner than later? OR you could just write some for me and I'll use it to suit my own erotic needs. Either way..
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-25 12:12:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110435#2482082
I'm your girl.
e-mail me: sacrilicious.at.comcast.net
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-24 19:56:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-07-24 16:31:40 EDT (#)
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Dude, I had an idea for an erotica contest but I just don't have the energy to do it.
Think you could take the idea and run with it?
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I had the same idea right before the 6 months of ubermadness started. Found a few people interested but it wasn't the best time. Your ideas intrigue me; I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. Tell me more.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-24 16:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-24 16:30:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-24 16:30:24 EDT (#)
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How very facebook-ish of you two.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-07-24 16:27:32 EDT (#)
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Hey, I'm here and I'm somebody.....
ok, so not such a great example. Maybe some motivations will get me jumpstarted into a real life. I'm not holding my breath.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-07-24 16:18:41 EDT (#)
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D'ya think anyone will wonder why we are talking to ourselves?
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-07-24 16:10:14 EDT (#)
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Then you just have to suck it up and miss me.
Either that or quit throwing things at me....
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-07-24 15:52:34 EDT (#)
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You can always find me on gmail!
I miss you, too. Write more, brood less.
Or maybe brood just as much, but write lots about it?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-06-25 20:06:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:07:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-22 00:09:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-21 18:29:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:36:28 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-06-21 11:36:26 PDT (#)
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The Uniter is like The Ceas in a way. Very truthful ratings but without the reason.
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no, The Uniter is Apollo, and is a bastard for the sake of being one.
the uniter is not me.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-06-21 17:25:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-06-21 16:26:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:54:39 EDT (#)
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I never drink rum, in fact, I never drink anything harder than beer but last night...
I'm finishing it off now.
Every hit a wall? I'm kinda there now.
You know what I mean? Like your life has come to a complete stand still? Like everything you have done or become till this point is waiting for something to happen, and you don't know what that is or how to move forward?
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Throw some greasy Mexican food on top of all that rum, you'll move.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-21 15:36:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-06-21 11:36:26 PDT (#)
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The Uniter is like The Ceas in a way. Very truthful ratings but without the reason.
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no, The Uniter is Apollo, and is a bastard for the sake of being one.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:54:39 EDT (#)
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And yeah... I was trashed when I wrote this.
I never drink rum, in fact, I never drink anything harder than beer but last night...
I'm finishing it off now.
Every hit a wall? I'm kinda there now.
You know what I mean? Like your life has come to a complete stand still? Like everything you have done or become till this point is waiting for something to happen, and you don't know what that is or how to move forward?
I shouldn't be writing this shit. I know Uber is the worst place for it. Hell, the internet is the worst place for it.
I don't know why putting this shit 'Out There' helps, but it does,,, in a way.
I guess.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:36:26 EDT (#)
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The Uniter is like The Ceas in a way. Very truthful ratings but without the reason.
I can respect that.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:24:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-21 13:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goddamn
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-21 13:27:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-06-21 12:54:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-06-21 09:49:04 EDT (#)
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AUTO +2 rum
I have given rum the stage before, man! did the shit hit the fan.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:44:03 EDT (#)
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You must have been hammered.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hear you can meet chicks in AA.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-21 05:44:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-21 04:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The sea is strange that way.
I was driving to class and considered ditching, to surf instead. I didn't learn anything.
Should've gone to the coast.