SPT - Fuck you Denny's!! (766 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 0.82 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DonovanMD (View user info) at 2007-06-21 04:44:21 EDT
Denny's is great when you need a place to eat at 3 in the morning. But it sucks because of the retards who hang out at Denny's at 3 in the morning. Being one of those retards the other night I was enjoying my Eggs of My Hammie when I reached for the salt.....
On the plus side it was a little on the smallish side for a cockroach.
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-21 23:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know about you, but us normal folk don't usually eat cockroackes we find in salt at restaraunts.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-21 23:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You are where you eat.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-21 20:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When I was kid I thought a "cockroach" was a used up spliff shaped like a penis.
"Donovan MD" sounds like a hepatits b vaccination.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-21 19:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ewwww
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2007-06-21 19:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a big fan of the All American Slam.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-06-21 17:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-06-21 07:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dirty filthy yank food that is.
Roaches and salt is a true redneck meal.
Fuck you filthy yanks.
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Actually fuckwad, I'm Canadian. But if you slag most Americans you may as well be slagging us, we all put on our pants the same way. Way to be an ignorant shitbrick.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-21 13:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit, that was supposed to say "heart" shitty work keyboard
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-21 13:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmm moon over my hammie
with a side of roaches and butter
be still my beating heat (and it will be, just after the coronary)
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-21 12:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-21 11:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-21 06:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
failed :(
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-21 06:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
test
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-21 06:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-06-21 11:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Free protein?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's like finding ants in your sugar. Only there's no culturally positive way to spin it.
Unless you're a homeless Turk.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is fucking NASTY!!!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think it's moons of my hammy. my friend used to get that all the time. kinda made me wanna yak.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In the US they're called 'moons' over my hammie. And the cockroaches are on the line cooking.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I threw up the last time I went to dennys.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Absolutely hilarious comment below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-21 08:42:54 EDT (#)
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They put those in the salt to keep the salt from coagulating.
TRUE STORY!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-06-21 07:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dirty filthy yank food that is.
Roaches and salt is a true redneck meal.
Fuck you filthy yanks.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-21 06:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
failed :(
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-21 06:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
test
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-21 06:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-21 05:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
watch out for the chocolate moot dealers.
the moot is cut with rat poison.
denny's saved my life way on back in 94
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-21 05:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love going to Denny's at 3am, especially when I'm plastered.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-21 04:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it don't care I still love it. Even if their salt is roachy.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-21 04:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh dear damn lord.
has ubersite implanted something in me?
-this roach deal. just finished watching a season 3 x-files episode dealing with roaches (coprophages).
-this ocean deal. i wanted, needed to skip class in order to go surfing but decided against it, even with the quiver i had in the truck.
i think you uberusers are watching. coincidence?
just don't let me get as paranoid as ETS. I do agree with some of Brad's points, but every time i see his ubername, i envision a wide-eyed, stringy-dark-haired-non-showered undiagnosed schizophrenic.
Hmm?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-21 04:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whose Denny and why are you in his house
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-06-21 04:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im partial to the superbird myself... i havnt been to a dennys in at least 5 years
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-06-21 04:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Eggs OVER my Hammie
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