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SPT: "Bored with reading about ghey AIDS and but secks?" Not Really! (316 hits)

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Rating: -1.83 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Bohme (View user info) at 2007-06-21 14:23:03 EDT


And I was like, "Get this shit off my face."

Proceeding to walk to the bus stop with glitter on my face.

A sad, but true story. Involving lots of women's clothing.

I must have looked homorific, or like I came back from the theatre.

Anyway it was all good until the rape, didn't see that one coming.

It started off non-consensual, but didn't end that way.

I'll spare you a graphic description of gay rape/sex.

Just one comment: firm, but soft.

How can women put up with makeup?

(Why am I posting this? Sorry no pics.)






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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-22 14:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BUT WHOM RAPED YOU< AND WHY?

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-21 18:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GHEY

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-21 17:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCKING!.......

just!!!........

ohh alright you know what you did...

he knows what he did.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-06-21 17:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate all posts - and reviews - that spell "secks" and "ghey" the gay Uber way.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What was his shit?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this post would have worked a year or so ago.
I believe UBER has evolved. Fuck man, you
got to do better than this around here.

---------

Now that's funny.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this post would have worked a year or so ago.
I believe UBER has evolved. Fuck man, you
got to do better than this around here.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This had more uber cliche's than a band with shlongy in it.


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