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THE weekend, to rock my socks. (1025 hits)

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Submitted by Gnarls (View user info) at 2007-06-22 11:36:52 EDT


Allllrighty guys.

For those of you following the ever present Quebec scandals on Uber, I just wanted to take the time to remind you all, that this weekend IS the weekend of St-Jean-Baptiste. St-Jean, by the way, is Quebec's "national" holiday. This is also the weekend all schools are offically out, and the weekend of my best friend's birthday.

With that said, I'm going to be drunk as fuck, all weekend and love it.

Thank you, and enjoy!

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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-07-06 11:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ahhh, you crazy Newfies

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-07-06 11:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAPPY BIRFDAY SEXAY!

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-26 01:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2007-06-25 17:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-24 21:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2007-06-24 16:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i haven't commented or posted on this place in like a year or something, but i'm breaking that to say that i was drinking a two four in ile bizard last night out of a hatchback and got shitfaced for the fireworks, now i'm all rested to go to an open bar with french whores. bonne st-yan, on va sourre cite.... french slang doesn't come out well.

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I WAS DRINKING A TWO FOUR OUT OF A HATCHBACK TOO! HOW AWSOME IS THAT! .... but not in ile bizard, in Sherbrooke.

BONNE ST-YAN

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st-jean in sherbrooke? that must be a wild fucking party, could only be better in quebec city i imagine.

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The only one time of year that Quebec is better.... *sigh.

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2007-06-25 17:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-24 21:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2007-06-24 16:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i haven't commented or posted on this place in like a year or something, but i'm breaking that to say that i was drinking a two four in ile bizard last night out of a hatchback and got shitfaced for the fireworks, now i'm all rested to go to an open bar with french whores. bonne st-yan, on va sourre cite.... french slang doesn't come out well.

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I WAS DRINKING A TWO FOUR OUT OF A HATCHBACK TOO! HOW AWSOME IS THAT! .... but not in ile bizard, in Sherbrooke.

BONNE ST-YAN

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st-jean in sherbrooke? that must be a wild fucking party, could only be better in quebec city i imagine.

Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-06-25 09:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh.........Canada

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-25 03:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Montreal has the best and approachable(ahem, loosest)grrls in all of Canada.

Hurrah for french boobies!

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-24 21:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2007-06-24 16:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i haven't commented or posted on this place in like a year or something, but i'm breaking that to say that i was drinking a two four in ile bizard last night out of a hatchback and got shitfaced for the fireworks, now i'm all rested to go to an open bar with french whores. bonne st-yan, on va sourre cite.... french slang doesn't come out well.

__________________

I WAS DRINKING A TWO FOUR OUT OF A HATCHBACK TOO! HOW AWSOME IS THAT! .... but not in ile bizard, in Sherbrooke.

BONNE ST-YAN

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-06-24 16:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sounds good to me


Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2007-06-24 16:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i haven't commented or posted on this place in like a year or something, but i'm breaking that to say that i was drinking a two four in ile bizard last night out of a hatchback and got shitfaced for the fireworks, now i'm all rested to go to an open bar with french whores. bonne st-yan, on va sourre cite.... french slang doesn't come out well.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-23 00:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gnarls, I saved the conversation. You lost.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-22 20:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Tribalistic psuedo-frogs.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-22 18:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just out of curiosity, what does this mean?

Or is Sylvie? With the college?

Or is Phillippe? With the piscene?

With which?

With Anne?

Is Claude? Not, it is with the zoo.

Its lost on me, but then again im not French.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-22 18:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ou est Sylvie? Au lycee?

Ou est Phillippe? A la piscene?

Avec qui?

Avec Anne?

Claude est la? Non, il est au zoo.



Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-22 17:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SorryI can't spell dEuche. I speak more than one language, english not being my first. And honestly mister shlong, with a face like freddy kreuger, and an attitude like that, I would be surprised if you could pick up ANYTHING.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-22 17:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you calling me a Kraut?

No wonder your hole smells like month old milk...you're buying the wrong pussy products!

It's spelled DOUCHE, you fucking cum guzzler.



Gee, for 30k, I would think that I could probably do a WEE bit better than you, in the shag piece department.


Ahhhhhh, who are we kidding...once I showed up with my wad of cash and my animal magnetism, you'd be all over me like flies on your snatch.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-22 17:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-22 14:19:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-22 17:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How about a couple of draft beers and if you're really sweet, I'll let you finish the rest of one of my 3/4 smoked cigarettes?

DEAL???

___________________________

I wouldn't touch your nuts for any less than 30 grand. The bidding starts here, Shlongy, you deuche.
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you go, girlfriend

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-22 17:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

miss gnarls, I have a crush on you...

and is deuche french?

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-22 17:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-22 17:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How about a couple of draft beers and if you're really sweet, I'll let you finish the rest of one of my 3/4 smoked cigarettes?

DEAL???

___________________________

I wouldn't touch your nuts for any less than 30 grand. The bidding starts here, Shlongy, you deuche.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-22 17:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How about a couple of draft beers and if you're really sweet, I'll let you finish the rest of one of my 3/4 smoked cigarettes?

DEAL???

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-22 17:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Will you gargle mine for free? Thought so.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-22 16:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-22 16:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Can you gargle my nuts for like, 60 seconds or so?

_________________

Depends how much you pay me, fuck stick

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-22 16:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Can you gargle my nuts for like, 60 seconds or so?

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-06-22 16:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I shall also get drunk this weekend, but not because I'm a franco but because I'm leaving Canada and plan on leaving the entire West in ruins. LET THE MAYHEM BEGIN! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!



P.S. You're pretty

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-22 16:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-22 14:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Quebec: Part of canada since t he day those damn savages found the place.

Ps: You know I won our bet.

___________________________

OH NO YOU DID NOT

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-22 16:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cute

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-22 16:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I weep for your "nation".

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-22 14:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Quebec: Part of canada since t he day those damn savages found the place.

Ps: You know I won our bet.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-22 13:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Gnarls :)

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-22 13:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0




Sounds great.

A bunch of mongrel frenchmen sitting around patting themselves on the back for their great "culture"










Seriously though I am behind any holiday that is centered around a weekend. Fuck holidays in the middle of the week.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-06-22 13:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

'This is also the weekend all schools are offically out'

....

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-22 12:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Children belong in school or in the brothel. None of this "I'm on vacation" bullshit.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-22 12:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

COOL!

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Post pics, and I promise I'll let you do me.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Red = Awsome.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Get drunk enough to send nude shots to sicosemen.at.gmail.com for some guaranteed beehive buttsecks with fanny pack and all.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

'so obviously +2'















duuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

suck me, Bosh.
-

I'll suck you!

Actually that may be a typo. Drunkeness Woohoooooooooooooooooooo 15 mins and it begins to get messy

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Get back to myspace, I couldn't give a fuck!

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, but have 2 for drunkeness.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

suck me, Bosh.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

me

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-22 11:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

More importantly, WHO are you going to fuck when you're drunk?


Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.

Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there ... the clown's
G-I-L-L-T-Y.

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