Life Lessons: Star Wars (1346 hits)
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Submitted by May The Drake Be With You (View user info) at 2007-06-22 20:35:52 EDT
First let me start off by saying that I won't be visiting or posting as much anymore as Uber has been blocked at my workplace. I didn't get caught on the site or anything, but apparently the whole server (boredatwork, Uber, and Cilfone.whatever) won't show up anymore. I will continue to post, just not nearly as often. And at a different time. To some (well...most) that's the best news they've heard all day. To the other(s), sorry, I'll keep trying to produce some pretty good stuff. You'll be the ultimate judge though.
Anyway, without Further Ado...
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:08:21 EDT (#)
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Thanks, Sarge. I am getting ready to post another gem here soon enough. Be ready.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drake I think this post is why I came to Ubersite.
Pure awesome man.
Submitted by Aadarm (user info) at 2008-09-04 12:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-04 12:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Been a while since this one. I was always hoping the "Got a little Skywalker in you?" would have taken off.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-04 12:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GODDAMN I love this post.
CARRIE FUCKING FISHER.
I've never wanted to grab ahold of two cinnamon buns and perform a sexual act before I saw Star Wars.
BOO YAH KAH SHAAAAN.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-09-04 12:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-09-04 12:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the FUCK did I miss this gem?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-12 07:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's it. I'm done with you drake. That is all the comedy i can stand for one morning.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Han Solo IS sexy
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-25 23:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking amazing. Glad to see that I wasn't the only one turned on by Leia "Jiggles" Organa/Skywalker.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-25 12:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-25 11:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It worked!
Lungfish, I owe you an indiscriminate amount of +2\'s.
and a beer.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-25 10:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna miss The Drake.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-25 07:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-25 07:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-25 02:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fantastic.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-25 02:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.zend2.com/
Try this from work. Just type in the url for uber. It\'s fast and there are no pop-ups. It might work. I don\'t know.
Of course, you might get those awful backslashes, like I do.
\"\"\'\'\"\"\'\'\"\"\'\'
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-25 02:15:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-25 00:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is hilarious. Better when sober, too.
I missed \"Priapism Hurts\" the first time through.
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I forgive. Booze does funny things. Like tonight, The booze let me have a realy ugly girl squirt tit milk on me. And silly me, being drunk thought it was a good idea. But now at least I can say I have had boob juice on me (is that good though?)
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-06-25 00:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Star Wars.
The other two black guys, Lando and Cpt. Panaka, what happened to those guys? Doesn't Lando live?
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Their fate is irrelivant next to adimral Ackbar. HE stole the show on that movie as far as I'm concerned.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-06-24 04:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
deserves more attention
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Thanks.......seriously.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-25 00:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is hilarious. Better when sober, too.
I missed \"Priapism Hurts\" the first time through.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-06-25 00:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Star Wars.
The other two black guys, Lando and Cpt. Panaka, what happened to those guys? Doesn't Lando live?
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-25 00:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-24 23:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well done.
My flatmate and i were watching the trilogy a week ago and for some reason i kept falling asleep in 'Return of the Jedi', this has started to piss me off.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-06-24 04:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
deserves more attention
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-23 14:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-22 19:10:14 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do you have a utility belt?
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yes. I wear it with my gold bikini.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-06-23 12:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-23 10:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-22 20:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-22 20:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 golden bikini fetish, BOO YAH
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TELL me about it. No wait, don't. I have company and It's hard to explain a raging erection to family.
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yeah its gonna be uncomfortable at work for awhile after I was caught staring at Carrie Fisher in that awesome outfit, damn
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-06-23 10:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-23 04:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Han shot first.
Submitted by guitarjunky421 (user info) at 2007-06-23 02:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me laugh almost as much as MST3K.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-23 01:31:48 EDT (#)
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Captain morgan alone...
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-23 01:13:52 EDT (#)
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Mace was my favortie jedi, he was the only guy with the balls to have a purple lightsaber.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-23 00:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-06-23 00:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just for the hot bikini pic
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-06-23 00:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-22 22:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-22 22:34:17 EDT (#)
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Thanks. I only wasted an hour and a half on it. at work.
Take THAT, boss man.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-06-22 22:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was kinda funny, actually.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-22 22:25:38 EDT (#)
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True about star wars being done to death.
However, here is a list of things that never get old.
Sam Jackson (in the post)
The phrase "sister slammer" (in the post)
Refrences to Crotches (also in post)
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-22 22:22:16 EDT (#)
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i actually laughed a couple times. and heres me thinking star wars humour died about 3 weeks after the beginning of the internet.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-22 22:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
<yawn>
It didn't, but I'll give you a one so noone has a hissy fit.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-22 22:10:14 EDT (#)
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do you have a utility belt?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-22 22:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have learned these lessons.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-22 22:03:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:25:04 EDT (#)
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I'd nominate this if it didn't have the intro.
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Thanks, darko.
I just felt I owed it to the people who actually like my work to tell them.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My sister might be my favorite person in this world, but I wouldn\'t have sex with her. That\'s just silly.
I have a second cousin, however, actually two (sisters), there would be no problem. None. Whatsoever. Actually, I wish I had pictures.
I haven\'t used this in a while but: ps, I\'m drunk. The family\'s out of town.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a kicker of all ass.
Pretend I wrote this for you. The sentiment is there.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96680
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Draketacular
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:25:04 EDT (#)
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I'd nominate this if it didn't have the intro.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-22 20:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-22 20:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 golden bikini fetish, BOO YAH
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TELL me about it. No wait, don't. I have company and It's hard to explain a raging erection to family.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-22 20:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-22 20:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 golden bikini fetish, BOO YAH