I am leaving! (1392 hits)
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Submitted by chicagogirl (View user info) at 2007-06-22 20:42:26 EDT
Thats it Uber, I have had it! I am leaving and never coming back. I am way cooler, hotter and smarter and am going to get a life. Peace out homies!
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-07-03 03:29:41 EDT (#)
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She will probably just make an alt profile and lurk around for a while before slipping up with some sort of information only she could have known and then everyone will figure out who she is at which point another long drawn out "I'm Outta Here!" deal will take place. Rinse, lather, repeat.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-03 03:21:35 EDT (#)
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Wow.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-07-03 03:19:47 EDT (#)
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I R 73H L1S4, ph34r /\/\3 n00bz
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-03 03:18:40 EDT (#)
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That would have been my first guess. I would literally put that in as the first password if I was guessing at it.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-07-03 03:17:26 EDT (#)
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Dude holy shit she wasn't kidding!
Ha Ha Ha! The day is mine bitches!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-07-03 03:14:28 EDT (#)
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My password is "password"
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-03 03:13:32 EDT (#)
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How the fuck does shit like this happen?
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-03 02:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drama makes for a great passed time for the rest of us not foolish enough to allow someone else on the inside of the walled fortress around our black stone dead hearts.
In all seriousness I don't understand how people can be so foolish as to believe in an obscure notion like love. I'm sure it happens often enough in its own way, to plenty of people. Please don't take this as your cue to tell me about how you've been happily married to some other loser for (x) years, and the magical night you met at a Sonic she was working in. One night all those years ago when you were a young fool with some trash from the 70s blaring in your 8-track player.
This Lisa person is yet another example of how time and time again it ends poorly and its just not worth the risks. Hell you got off lucky Lisa, so suck it up and move on. To often I've seen it wind up with someone going to court and taking it up the ass from the jury. They wind up paying child support + alimony. I know a guy on my last boat who pays 3,000 dollars a month in alimony and child support. . . He catches his wife cheating on him with some guy she met at a club. Yet when they go to court over the seperation. She takes him for all he is worth and than some.
You got off easy and should stop your damn crying and be thankfull for that. Stop being so weak.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-03 02:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lisa...
Seriously: http://www.ubersite.com/m/109060
You really need to get the fuck away from this place. This is... sad.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-07-03 02:11:37 EDT (#)
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Well, whatever. My problem with you is that you were my immediate replacement as a friend after Andrew and I amicably broke up, and you flaunted that and flirted in front of me without regard to my feelings. He wasn't just some guy, we were best friends and engaged, and I didn't expect to lose him from my life just because we decided not to be in a relationship. I was jealous of your friendship, and hurt that he didn't care enough about the way that I felt to sacrifice Internet bragging or stick up for me against your taunting. The silly things that have transpired after breaking up, beginning with you insinuating to the whole world that you were going to fuck my newly ex-fiance, have turned what could have been a good friendship into a sour memory. I could deal with breaking up, but losing my friendship with Andrew while his friend basically cheers on the destruction has been one of the most painful things I've ever dealt with. It makes me incredibly angry, which is why every time you antagonize me, I can feel my heart pounding fast.
My emotional reactions to your behavior online have been strong, as they should be, because this is something I actually care about. But every time I react, Andrew tells me I'm causing unnecessary drama and uses it as a reason to distance himself from me, while you take it and run with it like it's a game, writing inflammatory things on the Internet. Please stop being a child. It's not a game, these are my real feelings. You don't have to like me, but at least realize that you only hear one side of the story, and that it's low and classless to get deeply involved in other people's personal business and spread it on the Internet. Would you please mind your own business now? If you want to be a friend to Andrew, stop inflaming this whole situation and let it fade away. He says he doesn't want any drama, right? You've obviously read our emails, so you know that we don't talk anymore. After today, I don't want to talk to you or hear from you either. I don't know you, and I'm tired of being hurt and angry. Can we let it go now?
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-07-03 01:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good riddance
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-07-03 01:05:19 EDT (#)
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If you have something to say to me, we can talk over AIM right now. What's your screen name?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-03 00:37:07 EDT (#)
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NOT!!!
(that's right, i just pulled out a nineties joke. And it's still funny.)
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-03 00:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hear you.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2007-07-03 00:26:25 EDT (#)
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forgot about this post. if you want to bring it, then do so. fucking wonderful! all i gotta say is this:
But by all means, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE you toxic influence.
postscript.
Do you know what happens to a person's brain when it's starved of glucose and they've lost massive amounts of tissue?
later.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-06-25 19:58:38 EDT (#)
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BUH-BYE
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-06-25 10:44:47 EDT (#)
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unbelievable
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-25 09:36:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-24 05:20:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-24 05:05:37 EDT (#)
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the post and the reply....
a bit second grade I think
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-23 12:03:58 EDT (#)
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i don't feel bad, Shlongster. you are a pretty cool dude. drinking, smoking, gambling, womanizing, golfing, and makin' that money. and you have a good taste in music. when i get back to that States, we gotta party. my first stop is NYC if you're up for it. there are promises of girls with high skirts and low morals.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-23 09:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not as cool as Shlongy.
But don't feel too bad.
Few men are.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-23 09:29:15 EDT (#)
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Gay.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-23 09:26:20 EDT (#)
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You were here? Oh.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-23 08:59:09 EDT (#)
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i'm not cool?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-23 07:35:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-23 00:47:17 EDT (#)
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Come now ladies, if we're going to be undignified, at least let it be over someone cool like Shlongy.
Yeah....no shit!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-23 06:33:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-23 11:44:29 EST (#)
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In Bob Dylan's immortal works scrawled on Kurt Cobain's dumbass suicide note:
"It's better to burn out than fade away."
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You're joking, right?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-23 03:13:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-23 02:55:03 EDT (#)
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I...
Oh never mind. I\\\'m not important. Just please grow the fuck up.
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Take that!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-23 03:12:54 EDT (#)
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I declare bed-time.
This post sucks.
I'm tired.
Enjoy day 2.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-23 03:11:39 EDT (#)
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And anyway...this chick is too cooler, hotter and smarter
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-23 03:10:15 EDT (#)
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No masturbation going on here..
I miht be too drunk for a circle jerk..
i\'ll try
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-23 03:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
hmmm:
Seems to me stupid petty girl made a comment on stupid smarmy girl's post (who supposedly quit this dump) and so the now scorned smarmy girl got all weepy and then all 'oh no you dih-unt' and bored the fuck out of the rest of us nerds who all seem to think the whole thing sucks the ass-nuggets off a hippos taint.
...ish.
How goes Nakeddrunkenmasterbationbaconfest 2007?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-23 02:58:10 EDT (#)
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Hey Rob,
How\'re things?
I\'d love to turn this into a circle jerk, but I really have not idea what\'s going on. Do you?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-23 02:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FISH!
WOOOO!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-23 02:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I...
Oh never mind. I\'m not important. Just please grow the fuck up.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-23 02:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, fine. That was clearly uncalled for.
Apparently my vagina is filthy with the sand.
However, this WAS fucking retarded and I just felt the urge to be miserable. I'm allowed, god dammit.
Carry on.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-23 02:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...and I hope you choke on that spoon full of sugar you smarmy fucks.
- m. poppins
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-23 02:36:52 EDT (#)
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Hey guess what?
Yer both stupid and boring. Fuck off.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-23 02:36:04 EDT (#)
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I am Andrew. These hot internet babes are fighting over me.
fyi
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-23 02:33:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-23 01:15:41 EDT (#)
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^
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doesn't care
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neither does
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Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-06-23 02:33:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-22 23:20:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109060#2451583
There's no question that this is directed at me, again.
I'm going to let my guard down and be honest. Anything involving Andrew has the potential to hurt me, even if it's just written on Ubersite. When he flirted with other girls where I could see it shortly after we broke up, when he talks about dating/fondling/screwing other women where I can see it, when he talks about fucking me like I was another cheap military slut, and when his friends mock and taunt me, it genuinely hurts. And I cry about those seemingly insignificant comments, a lot, like a loser.
Yes, Kerry, I still read Ubersite, because I am weak. So, take pride in knowing that your fun little games are causing a real person actual pain.
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No one cared until you called it out, and now I want to know.
Who the hell is Andrew?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-23 01:15:41 EDT (#)
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^
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doesn't care
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-23 01:13:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-06-23 01:00:29 EDT (#)
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Read the .DOC, morons.
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You're right, we hadn't thought of that or anything. Now it all makes sense.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-23 01:08:41 EDT (#)
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okay I read the .doc
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-06-23 01:00:29 EDT (#)
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Read the .DOC, morons.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-23 00:59:07 EDT (#)
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What are you two broads blathering about, anyway?
Show us your tits.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-23 00:47:17 EDT (#)
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Come now ladies, if we're going to be undignified, at least let it be over someone cool like Shlongy.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-23 00:41:28 EDT (#)
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I've been around Uber long enough that I should know what's going on....but I don't.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-23 00:27:44 EDT (#)
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Jesus...this is grade school shit. Are you people serious?
Then again, I just posted about how much I\'m going to masturbate over the next 10 days.
I think everything here is spelled correctly.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-23 00:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. You're clearly a fat, annoying Irish lush with as much understanding of the English language as a learning disabled fourth grader. I just got the okay from Andy to make fun of you, so you better believe that I will verbally maul you if you attempt to mock me again with your special school insults, you stupid ho.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-23 00:11:00 EDT (#)
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It may benefit you to know that I, for one, have no idea what you\'re talking about, except that andrew might be hidd...
oh shit...lost interest already
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-06-22 23:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109060#2451583
There's no question that this is directed at me, again.
I'm going to let my guard down and be honest. Anything involving Andrew has the potential to hurt me, even if it's just written on Ubersite. When he flirted with other girls where I could see it shortly after we broke up, when he talks about dating/fondling/screwing other women where I can see it, when he talks about fucking me like I was another cheap military slut, and when his friends mock and taunt me, it genuinely hurts. And I cry about those seemingly insignificant comments, a lot, like a loser.
Yes, Kerry, I still read Ubersite, because I am weak. So, take pride in knowing that your fun little games are causing a real person actual pain.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you haven't figured out in 4 1/2 years that attaching a DOC file doesn't work...
^^^^^^^^
Maybe you're just too stupid to bring it up on your computer?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First inning: 14 pitches. 11 strikes.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:46:18 EDT (#)
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but how will you get sex?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:44:43 EDT (#)
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Not before I fist you with a dirty hand...
with 3 rings on...
while clutching a roll of quarters .
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do people always feels the need to say they are leaving? Just go. It's like the dorky kid we all had as a fiend who would get pissed playing basebell and threaten to leave like we'd care that we had no one to play left-center field.
"I'll do it. I'm going to leave... I'm doing it, right now, don't cry when I'm gone."
Don't post to tell us, just click 'Logout' and get out with it.
In Bob Dylan's immortal works scrawled on Kurt Cobain's dumbass suicide note:
"It's better to burn out than fade away."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
KTHXBYE
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:20:22 EDT (#)
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wtf
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-22 21:01:23 EDT (#)
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If you haven't figured out in 4 1/2 years that attaching a DOC file doesn't work, then this is cause for celebration.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-22 20:59:02 EDT (#)
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Who are you?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-22 20:47:34 EDT (#)
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damn, vaya con dios