Racist Run (752 hits)
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Submitted by Meat <blanchfor.at.kitty-hawk.navy.mil> (View user info) at 2003-07-29 14:10:04 EDT
This one guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. A man sitting on the other side of the bar walks over to the man who just ordered the tequila shot and says, "Excuz et moi monseiur, you don't look Mexican to me and only ze Mexicans can drink shots of Tequila."
"But you have a Tequila and you're a French man! And what provoked you to bring this up in a pub in the middle of London?", said the man who ordered the shot.
"My mom is mexican bitch! Are you assuming I am not mexican by ze way I look?"
"Wait a mintue, you started with me! How can you deny a man a certain drink on the sole basis of its origin?"
The french-mexican whatever got angry. Really angry.
"Monsieur, of course you know zis means war. We will have a race and I will shame you for shaming my mexician brothers!"
"What the fuck are you talking about? Are you fucking stoned? All I did was order a Tequila shot until you came up and began to harass me for no apparent reason other than the fact that I ordered a drink which you believe belongs only to a particular "group" of people!"
"Shut up!", snapped the French man. He was getting angrier by the second.
The man ended up giving in to competition and raced the french.. you know. The man lost to the french 1/2 type 0 person in the race. To get even the man went back to the bar and drank tequila shots to prove a point, but he was trying too hard to prove his point so he drank too much and ended up dying of alcohol poisoning. The moral to this story?
Races with racists lead to disgraces, for the racist is always the hastiest
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-29 19:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmm, the punchline needs a bit more work, sounds more like a proverb.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-29 16:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Typical scenario, plane going down, need to lighten the load (fill in the blanks there I'm too lazy to write it and I'm about to go over the wall), volunteers come forward to jump out so that the plane will land safely yada yada here the joke part:
An Englishman comes forward, says "God save the Queen" and jumps out.
A French frog comes forward says, "viva la France" or whatever and jumps out.
Then a Texas comes forward, says "Remember the Alamo" and throws out two Mexicans.
See why is was not worth the time to type it all out?
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-07-29 16:28:06 EDT (#)
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hahahhahahahahaa.. jesus man... you funny.. i love you long time.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-07-29 14:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
**The french-mexican whatever got angry. Really angry.
"Monsieur, of course you know zis means war.**
Sure and isn't that going to be a short fight.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-07-29 14:46:31 EDT (#)
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WTF?
Submitted by blanchfor (user info) at 2003-07-29 14:20:12 EDT (#)
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This is what boredom causes. This post has no point by the way, the best way to interpert it is as an insane gesture. The original title was "Skid Mckenzie". I don't know how this story came out of it.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-07-29 14:19:07 EDT (#)
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Huh..? What? Is this supposed to be a pun or something? What is 1/2 type 0
person?
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-07-29 14:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i was expecting more, meathead