We Don't Need Any Of That There Science Shit (1152 hits)
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Submitted by <> (View user info) at 2007-06-25 14:15:22 EDT
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Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-06-29 11:41:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:56:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:13:19 EDT (#)
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USA! USA! USA!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:28:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:30:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-06-25 16:16:45 EDT (#)
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Plus, for the first hour we watched The Departed she thought Leonardo Dicaprio and Matt Damon were the same character. This is God's way of punishing me for not dating women my own age.
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Dude, she thought Matt Damon and Leonardo Dicaprio were the same person. No offense, but this sounds like it's God's way of punishing you for dating a moron.
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Canada's finest. It's delicious.
Submitted by Tavo (user info) at 2007-06-26 21:33:22 EDT (#)
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... and now heres Olie Williams with the black weather report....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kMBN90GqVs
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-06-26 19:30:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-06-25 16:16:45 EDT (#)
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Plus, for the first hour we watched The Departed she thought Leonardo Dicaprio and Matt Damon were the same character. This is God's way of punishing me for not dating women my own age.
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Dude, she thought Matt Damon and Leonardo Dicaprio were the same person. No offense, but this sounds like it's God's way of punishing you for dating a moron.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-26 16:53:16 EDT (#)
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They need to spice it up with some expletives "MOTHERFUCKING SHIT-MELTING HOT" would at least get me to watch the morning news.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-25 23:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha, the reviews on this post are a delight. You people need a collective hard kick in the junk.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-25 21:44:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-25 17:09:48 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-25 16:21:24 EDT (#)
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At least Buffalo Bill gave himself a name. You're too good for display names, apparently.
Now you stop putting on airs right this minute or I swear to crumpets I will drive by your burg in a box van and change the way you feel about skin suits.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-25 16:16:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-25 16:13:18 EDT (#)
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You know what you look like to me, with your unfunny picture and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Fithy Assistant? And that accent you've tried so desparately to shed? Pure Northumberland. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you...all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars...while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere...getting all the way to the US of A.
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It puts the +2 in the comment or else it gets the hose again.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-06-25 16:16:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-25 15:57:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-06-25 15:43:09 EDT (#)
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Hmmmmn, the weather report as if presented by The Jazz Club Owner from 'The Fast Show'.
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Heh. Yep, that was my first thought too. Nobody gets the reference over here though.
Some of my best gags fall flat in this house. I had to fly my mum over just so I could reference The Wombles.
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I feel your pain. My current girlfriend is only 19 and has no knowledge of popular culture before 2003. My extensive catalogue of Family Guy and League of Gentlemen quotes is wasted on her. My "Do I look like a clown" gag just gets met with a blank, slightly frightened stare.
Plus, for the first hour we watched The Departed she thought Leonardo Dicaprio and Matt Damon were the same character.
This is God's way of punishing me for not dating women my own age.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-25 16:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck it. Have a positive rating because I can't even spell your name right, apparently.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-25 16:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You know what you look like to me, with your unfunny picture and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Fithy Assistant? And that accent you've tried so desparately to shed? Pure Northumberland. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you...all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars...while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere...getting all the way to the US of A.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-25 16:08:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-06-25 16:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If Tiger and Filty are gonna fight, wait till I get the video camera... this would sell better than a girls gone wild video!
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You are a fag
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-06-25 16:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If Tiger and Filty are gonna fight, wait till I get the video camera... this would sell better than a girls gone wild video!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-06-25 16:00:04 EDT (#)
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I wonder how many people scrolled up the page when they saw you write 'AJ sighting!'
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-25 15:57:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-06-25 15:43:09 EDT (#)
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Hmmmmn, the weather report as if presented by The Jazz Club Owner from 'The Fast Show'.
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Heh. Yep, that was my first thought too. Nobody gets the reference over here though.
Some of my best gags fall flat in this house. I had to fly my mum over just so I could reference The Wombles.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-06-25 15:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:40:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:32:27 EDT (#)
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I thought you could write or something?
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And I thought you were bipedal. Funny old world, eh?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-06-25 15:43:09 EDT (#)
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Hmmmmn, the weather report as if presented by The Jazz Club Owner from 'The Fast Show'.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-25 15:37:14 EDT (#)
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HAH
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-25 15:15:11 EDT (#)
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that must mean it's time to break out the summer-weight tinfoil hats
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-25 15:00:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:20:49 EDT (#)
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I hate those fuckers who cheerfully tell you "It ain't the heat, it's the humditity!"
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In summer, it's almost a daily occurance that someone will die of overheating/dehydration here in Florida. I'll say "Well, it's not the heat, it's the stupidity." when told of the latest death-toll addee, and it'll be totally lost on most people who live here. I guess that kinda figures. When it's 120, go the fuck indoors.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-25 15:00:36 EDT (#)
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filename sucks
boring pic
WTF?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:57:46 EDT (#)
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Also, the leg ones were never even that funny...or clever.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:54:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:46:13 EDT (#)
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CAT FIGHT!
I love it.
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Nah. But I would've expected a better attempt at more calculated insults. Jesus the leg ones are old.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:46:13 EDT (#)
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CAT FIGHT!
I love it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:42:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:40:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you could write or something?
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And I thought you were bipedal. Funny old world, eh?
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No you didn't. Don't lie. You read that whole dumb post about my leg. Good try though.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:40:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:32:27 EDT (#)
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I thought you could write or something?
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And I thought you were bipedal. Funny old world, eh?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:37:20 EDT (#)
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Jesus...I should really learn to spell.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:36:49 EDT (#)
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Man, I wish I could that vague in my job.
"Oh, you're projected return on marketing investiment for this $4MM camapign, Mr. Client? We're shooting for 'good' but will consider'decent' to be a success."
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:36:19 EDT (#)
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Hahahahaha it was just a question.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:35:10 EDT (#)
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hahaahha tiger lilly is such a bitch.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:34:18 EDT (#)
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Well what do you expect from a Crash Test Dummy weather guy?
I feel like since I moved back to the States that weather forecasting has gotten significantly worse. The weather graphics look great though... make way for the marching morons.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you could write or something?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:31:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:20:49 EDT (#)
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I hate those fuckers who cheerfully tell you "It ain't the heat, it's the humditity!"
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Fuck those motherfuckers. Blahblahblah 'it's just the humidity'. Fuck you - it's 120F outside, and my ass is fucking melting and I can't breathe. My dog doesn't even wanna go outside.
120F is fucking hot, no 2 ways round it. Now, the 100% humidity doesn't help, but when they say that, it just makes me want to lock them in their car, windows up, while I 'just go in the store real quick to grab milk'. I'll return 9 hrs later.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:28:55 EDT (#)
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what are they going to put over Houston? 'Fucking Minging'?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:28:44 EDT (#)
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Shlongy sighting!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:27:09 EDT (#)
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AJ sighting!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:26:33 EDT (#)
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pic*
i r smrt.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:25:33 EDT (#)
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Fuck that, they need to move "Hot" over about a state to the east. I've taken to shaving my thighs it's so disgustingly gross.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:23:32 EDT (#)
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we have those actually. if i could ever get arsed up to do it i'd get a pick but that'd be on a cold day in hell most likely.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:22:02 EDT (#)
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I laughed so hard at this. It was on MSNBC a minute ago. I expect next week the weather report will consist of nothing more than either a big smiley face or a big sad face.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:20:49 EDT (#)
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I hate those fuckers who cheerfully tell you "It ain't the heat, it's the humditity!"
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:19:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/zimm0r
Submitted by muhahaha (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:18:57 EDT (#)
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i laughed.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:18:13 EDT (#)
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That shit is for heathens.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:17:51 EDT (#)
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funny i was just looking at the weather. the average person can't even spell humidity let alone define it. same goes for what uv stands for.
nice is universal even if it's subjective.