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st-jean backlash. (887 hits)

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Rating: 0.36 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Gnarls (View user info) at 2007-06-26 01:46:59 EDT


Sweet

So it's monday night

and I'm still drunk, and it's awsome

I had the CrAzYest weekend of my life. I have yet to remember saturday and Sunday

and for some reason I was still out drinking tonight....

yet not becaus eof st-jean
and not everything else
I just like to be drunk



Anyways. That's asides the point.
I had a great weekend.

I met up with some random woman, on a dirt road
who gave me six beer and a pack of smokes

and then, I went to the party.

I drank way too much
and I forgot how to walk

it's like I was a new born, all over.

...brilliant.


So I planned my birthday.
drunk.

and it WORKED. It's going to be great. people are coming from here there and everywhre, just fo me.

Is this just a drunken ramble?

I think so.

Do you like bud light? I know most of you don't, but I like bud light

I have to go to bed.

I work in like... fifteen minuites.

night!

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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-07-06 11:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birfday pretty lady!

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i wound up in a bad part of snowdon, oblivious at 4AM and last night i went golfing til 3:30 AM. St-jean ain't over til you're sober.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And you've beat out some stiff competition to take that honor.

Speaking of stiff, when are you going to parlez vous Francais on Shlongy's cock?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Congratulations, you are officially the worst fucking poster on this entire site.

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

if you pass consecutive days without remembering what you've done, i'm crossing my fingers that you don't get raped, robbed or killed. quit drinking so much, get high on life :D

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


*pssst*

Gnarls is drunk again...



Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't sober up for the entire weekend. Monday I literally drank over six liters of fluid and only pissed once at 6 o'clock. It was awesome. I think I almost died.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-26 21:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-26 12:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i didn't drink that much on this st-jean.

it was fun though. we had a pretty large fire and we were like 40 old friends.

my brother woke up in an old's woman "chalet", naked. i'm told he traumatized her. lol

______________________

Absolutley Brilliant.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-26 19:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-06-26 16:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Lush.



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-26 05:35:05 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How many guys threw a batch on you when you were staggering around like a 15 year old drunk?
-----
I'd be one of 'em....

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-26 07:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

OMG NO WAI



+

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

didn't read it.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-26 12:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i didn't drink that much on this st-jean.

it was fun though. we had a pretty large fire and we were like 40 old friends.

my brother woke up in an old's woman "chalet", naked. i'm told he traumatized her. lol

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*Indian Accent* "Get me a bud light homes!"

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Since when was lager called beer?

They are two completely different things.

Pah! English cultural lessons all round, methinks.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How many guys threw a batch on you when you were staggering around like a 15 year old drunk?

Submitted by muhahaha (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

LAK ZOMG!!! WE WNT OWT LAST NYTES AND GOT PWNED BY TEH BUDZORZ!!11!1 I AM SOOOOO TEH PARTEERZ!!

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

@/

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-26 07:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

OMG NO WAI

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-26 06:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-26 06:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Gnarls I love ya but.....

this is rambling nonsense honey

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-26 05:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-26 04:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-26 04:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

where did i mention children!

---------------

sorry, wife beating and child hating are synonomouse with me.

id buy the stella too. irregardless of the label it gives the drinker.
better than a bud light and looking like a beer-know-nothing.
hell, id rather drink sprite than that stuff

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-26 04:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bud lite -2
St Jacque Villeneuve +2
Interesting layout +1
Drunkeness +1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-26 04:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

where did i mention children!

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-26 04:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

stella is for child hating wife beaters?

funny that, it's brewed in Prague.

we dont hate children here

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-26 04:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

When I wandered into a bar in New York and looked at the beers to be greeted with Coors and Bud light etc I nearly cried.

Then people asked me if I was a wife beater because I had to have a Stella......






Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-26 04:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-26 01:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you like bud light? I know most of you don't, but I like bud light
==========================================

Careful, there, boyo. You're treading on thin ice.

Labatt Blue Light FTW

-----------

i remember drinking this otter vomit when i lived in Manitoba.
Thank god ive been enlightened and moved on.

bud lite? might as well have water with a drop of horse urine in it.
sheesh!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-26 04:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

yep ....... *hang on*

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-26 04:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yep

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-26 04:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Virtual pussy clouds not the minds of real men.

This is a stupid fucking post and you sound like one of the most irritating chicks on earth.

No offense to you or the virgins below, of course.

Or Thorpe.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-26 03:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-26 03:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAH what can I say im a whore for internet cuties that i'll never meet in person

man, thats demented. Now I know im in the right place at Uber

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-26 03:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sgt you have a crush on everyone you fucking slag

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-26 03:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ahhh drunken rambling


However I have a cold sore and thats pretty much facial herpes.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-26 03:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and im listening to "the end" by the Doors

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-26 03:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 cause I have a crush on gnarls!

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-06-26 02:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Silly glow worm. GO LUCKY LAGER!

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-06-26 02:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sympathy +2 for the bud light comment.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-26 02:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hi, g!

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-26 02:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

www.blogspot.com

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-26 01:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't ever underestimate Shlongy when it comes to hate.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-26 01:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-26 01:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a wuss. It's okay.

Thanks for the positiveness, I feel -2s a comin'.
===============================
Nah. Frenchy drunk posts are the best kind of drunk posts. Plus, you're hot (I guess? my definition of hawt is kinda skewed), so not even Shlongy can hate.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-26 01:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a wuss. It's okay.

Thanks for the positiveness, I feel -2s a comin'.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-26 01:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Absolute wuss below.

But you're still funny, and this post was good.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-26 01:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Blue = Worst hangover ever, fuck tard.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-26 01:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-26 01:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Re A_little_penis :

Fuck you, thats crap brew.
====================
Psh, and Bud Lite is quality?

Why not throw down on some Pabst? How about fucking Meister Brau?

If lite is what you want, it's Labatt's or Rolling Rock, and that's the end of that.



BUD LITE. How about just a soda water, nancy boy?

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-26 01:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Re A_little_penis :

Fuck you, thats crap brew.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-26 01:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you like bud light? I know most of you don't, but I like bud light
==========================================

Careful, there, boyo. You're treading on thin ice.

Labatt Blue Light FTW

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-26 01:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I approve of this post


Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!

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