Paris Hilton.... (I know, I know..Who Gives a Shit!) (934 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -0.08 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by UNBAN S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-06-26 07:40:07 EDT
...is a lecherous scumbag who deserves little to no attention whatsoever, even the kind I'm giving her right now. Let me get this straight. She is famous because what? Oh, that's right, nothing in particular. She has no real talent, other than fucking in the dark and looking deplorable while doing it. Basically, she is a hole.
...you know, some of you are rejoicing over her luxury-stay's end, but in reality, think about the true message that this is sending. Not only is it clear favoritism and catering to the rich and wealthy, it is just plain dangerous. Now Paris has been arrested 3 times, all of which could have KILLED someone that YOU love. Funny huh? Another thing, I hate these people that can't live for themselves. What a pity! This girl actually thinks she has a good life and had a choice in how she lived. She is in a fish bowl and doesn't even know it. Once her looks are gone she will be yesterdays news.
...has had a world of good done to her by going to jail. I've never been a big fan of hers. Shit, I think I saw the video once and may have watched the show her and anorexic coke whore of a friend, Nicole Richie were on for a total of 11 seconds while channel surfing. Yeah, she's attractive, but I swear to fucking shit that she looks better fresh out of jail--without makeup, mind you--than she does when she's on the runway doing whatever littleness and nothingness she does.
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-27 04:27:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-27 04:06:16 EDT (#)
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Kill the bitch
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Aye!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-27 04:06:16 EDT (#)
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Kill the bitch
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:07:54 EDT (#)
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I can't stand her face.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-06-26 17:17:41 EDT (#)
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Below is the attention I think she and this post deserves. She's uglier than your average girl-next-door type, with or without make-up.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-06-26 17:16:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-06-26 17:07:37 EDT (#)
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the fact that you consider her to be even mildly attractive makes me sad for you
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:33:10 EDT (#)
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how can someone with a face so fucking uneven be a model? Girl looks like a Picasso with all that gunk on her face.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-06-26 13:40:15 EDT (#)
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I agree with you, she looks better without
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-06-26 12:48:15 EDT (#)
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... deserves little to no attention whatsoever, even the kind I'm giving her right now
So was this first line intentionally or uninintentionally ironic?
Why didnt you just stop there?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-26 11:33:04 EDT (#)
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We'll compromise. You're both attention-starved dumbfucks, and you both have your own schtick; she has public recognition and millions to her name, you have cum-wadded kleenex and a cot in your parent's basement.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-26 11:24:19 EDT (#)
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I am pretty sure the she never is captured on film without any makeup on...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-26 11:14:16 EDT (#)
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american stupidity all around.
nobody cares.
and what thorpe said.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-26 11:01:38 EDT (#)
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Remember the good ol' days when I wrote my own posts?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69454
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-26 10:30:35 EDT (#)
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She'll be dead in 5 years, see everyone at the party.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-26 10:29:53 EDT (#)
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Most of the idiot celebs look way better without makeup, going to the grocery store...
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:51:31 EDT (#)
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You said it yourself. You should be snipered. So should she.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:38:09 EDT (#)
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I really cant stand hearing her name 500 times a day on television. I really dont give a shit about her.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:21:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:10:02 EDT (#)
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i was so hoping some kind of anarchy would break out and she'd die in prison.
wtf god? you fail.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:08:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-26 12:55:56 BST (#)
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someone should pump her ass
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c'mon, who HASN'T?
unless by 'pump her ass' you mean 'shove a bicycle pump in her rectal orifice and give it all you've got'.
In which case it's only like 75% of the population.
Or by 'pump' you mean 'shoot' and by 'ass' you mean 'in the face at very close range'.
In which case, no-one's done it yet, but should do very soon.
After they've fucked her in the butt, that is.
Submitted by muhahaha (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:23:55 EDT (#)
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Paris Hilton makes me want to play with legos. Is that weird?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:06:44 EDT (#)
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i really REALLY wouldn't say she's more attractive looking. she shoulda been a model. no shape + shit face = standard model material.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-26 07:55:56 EDT (#)
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someone should pump her ass
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-26 07:55:32 EDT (#)
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I've never found another piece of text that I was less able to focus on.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-26 07:54:51 EDT (#)
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Helllll-o lazy eye.
I wonder how long she'll have to binge and purge to get rid of all those calories they made her consume in jail?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-26 07:51:12 EDT (#)
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There's a party in her mouth and everybody's coming.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-26 07:50:30 EDT (#)
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pant party, pant party!
she jewish?
she looks it.
she better have big tits cos she ain't much to look at
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-26 07:42:52 EDT (#)
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There's a party in my pants and she's invited.