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R.I.P. Chris Benoit (1352 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.64 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (View user info) at 2007-06-26 08:31:47 EDT




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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-27 16:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that's what happens when ur from mtl west island :-D

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-27 15:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-06-26 13:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did he lose the belt before he died?

Technically doesn't that make him the first person ever to never lose their belt?

Talk about quitting while your ahead.

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hahahahha

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-27 14:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am a mean, mean man.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ranking: 2

Way to cower behind an alter to say what you want because you don't have the balls to do it while exposing your true identity.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Right, as if the first user name someone uses reflects a true representation of who they really are.

Idiots, the lot of you.

You too saggy tits.



Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by General_Lee_Retarded (user info) at 2007-06-26 18:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah. I don't give a fuck about the death of this wanker either. My reason: bibles were found at the scene.

Submitted by General_Lee_Retarded (user info) at 2007-06-26 18:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like your nail polish. I prefer natural however.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-06-26 17:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm probably way more devasted by this terrible news than I should be. I almost teared up. We've lost the Wolverine!

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-06-26 17:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i can't support this post when they're saying its a double murder/suicide. sorry babe

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-06-26 16:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

All I can think of to ask is: How do you strangle someone, let alone 2 people, when you have such freakishly short arms?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-26 06:12:57 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Actually, you no-talent whore, I'm not a noob...I'm an alter of someone who's been around longer than you.

Long enough to see that you suck ass...and that's all you're good for.
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Admitting you are an alter is so fucking cool, just ask oathmeal. He and you are worthless. Way to cower behind an alter to say what you want because you don't have the balls to do it while exposing your true identity.
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yep.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good Ol' Chris Ben-Wa.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

nice, great post

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-26 13:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-26 11:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I am depressed at how long it took me to get the connection between the picture and the guy. I mean, it's not Det-wa, Michigan, is it?
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Actually it is, Detroit was originally a French city.

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-06-26 13:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did he lose the belt before he died?

Technically doesn't that make him the first person ever to never lose their belt?

Talk about quitting while your ahead.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-26 11:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I am depressed at how long it took me to get the connection between the picture and the guy. I mean, it's not Det-wa, Michigan, is it?

That's it... I need to go outside and play this afternoon.

<door slams>

<door creaks open>

Oh, and... Filename.

<door slams>

<motorcycle roars off>

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-26 11:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

filename

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-26 11:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-26 10:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Let\'s get this over with and Show me your hole.
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Seconded

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-26 10:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Let's get this over with and Show me your hole.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-26 10:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I found these ass bells really useful when I contracted Leprosy.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-26 10:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nascar2play wrote:
Chris was murdered sp he could not wrestle for the championship at wwe vengence just think of it the guy he was susposed to wrestle is weaker then him and stupider it was probably him



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No one told that kid yet that wrestling is fake.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-06-26 10:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd really like someone that murdered his wife and kids to rest in anything but peace.



Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-26 10:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Chris Benoit FTW!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-26 10:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oddly enough I graduated HS with a fella with the same name.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Better that than jumping on another stupid bandwagon.

Not only do you lack originality, but also intelligence.

I bet you've gotten real far with those tits of yours.
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Williamson?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Someone who doesn't understand RIP posts below.

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Someone who doesn't understand RIP posts above.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

but i guess you WOULD shove them in YOUR butt.

:p

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ben wa balls are not anal beads. they're actuall for doing kegels with. the idea behind them is you insert them into your pussy and use your pc muscles to clang the balls together. as you keep squeezing the balls vibrate when they hit each other and can cause an orgasm as well as strengthen the pc muscles.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Wa_balls

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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't understand the bells or whatever is being held in the picture. Benoit was heralded as a family man and there were never any rumors of drug use/abuse or partying like some of the pro wrestlers
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Hehehe, bells.

They're anal love beads, aka Ben wa beads.


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OK, now I get it....have a +2

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sorry, but someone like this who was murdered along with his family deserves better.
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Um, he KILLED his family.

You're going to hell, woman. (I laughed at the picture.)
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OOOOHHHH I didnt hear that up until a few seconds ago. I really am going to hell. damn it!

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I see dead people...all around me. POOLS OF BLOOD...CHUNKS OF FLESH EVERYWHERE....DEAD THEY'RE ALL DEAD.








Oh wait, I DID have that midnight snack last night. Nevermind.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sorry, but someone like this who was murdered along with his family deserves better.
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Um, he KILLED his family.

You're going to hell, woman. (I laughed at the picture.)

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Wa_balls

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sorry, but someone like this who was murdered along with his family deserves better.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't understand the bells or whatever is being held in the picture. Benoit was heralded as a family man and there were never any rumors of drug use/abuse or partying like some of the pro wrestlers
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Hehehe, bells.

They're anal love beads, aka Ben wa beads.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Actually, you no-talent whore, I'm not a noob...I'm an alter of someone who's been around longer than you.

Long enough to see that you suck ass...and that's all you're good for.
===============

Admitting you are an alter is so fucking cool, just ask oathmeal. He and you are worthless. Way to cower behind an alter to say what you want because you don't have the balls to do it while exposing your true identity. I bet your vagina stinks.

And I'm still waiting on the tit shots, so they haven't gotten her that far yet, moron.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Better that than jumping on another stupid bandwagon.

Not only do you lack originality, but also intelligence.

I bet you've gotten real far with those tits of yours.
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How does posting something fun equate to lack of intelligence?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

haha. lovely.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You could at least have made fun of the dead wife and kid.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't understand the bells or whatever is being held in the picture. Benoit was heralded as a family man and there were never any rumors of drug use/abuse or partying like some of the pro wrestlers.

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-26 09:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Better that than jumping on another stupid bandwagon.

Not only do you lack originality, but also intelligence.

I bet you've gotten real far with those tits of yours.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Someone who doesn't understand RIP posts below.
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Oh, so I have to UNDERSTAND it to tell whether or not this was good? I need to "get" some obscure inside joke that somebody probably made up while taking a shit?

Sorry, no dice. You lose. Try again when you grow some wit.
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Right, b/c YOUR post was a shining beacon that all the writers of Uber should stare at in wonder. I'm sure it takes a lot of wit and serious writing ability to post a 'camwhore' of anime.

Submitted by we_die_young (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the candles.

Who needs the rectangle tool anyway? It's so over rated.

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry, I forgot Uber was a serious writer's forum, ikarin00b. I'll try real hard next time, promise *thumbs up*.
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Actually, you no-talent whore, I'm not a noob...I'm an alter of someone who's been around longer than you.

Long enough to see that you suck ass...and that's all you're good for.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry, I forgot Uber was a serious writer's forum, ikarin00b. I'll try real hard next time, promise *thumbs up*.

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Someone who doesn't understand RIP posts below.
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Oh, so I have to UNDERSTAND it to tell whether or not this was good? I need to "get" some obscure inside joke that somebody probably made up while taking a shit?

Sorry, no dice. You lose. Try again when you grow some wit.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Benoit was framed, I tell ye, framed!!

Framed, by a pack of real rabid wolverines, who wanted to ruin his shit for that time when he did a runner owing the chief wolverine $100 over a bet involving 3 nuns, a pack of smokes and an industrial size drum of vaseline.

Submitted by muhahaha (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stupid post with no content written by some bit of Uber trench-pussy = auto +2 from pathetic users.

Well, not from me. This sucked.




______________________


HAHAHAHAH@noob with chip on shoulder

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stupid post with no content written by some bit of Uber trench-pussy = auto +2 from pathetic users.

Well, not from me. This sucked.
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*Sigh* Stupid fucking noob.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

har har messed up candles.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Someone who doesn't understand RIP posts below.

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stupid post with no content written by some bit of Uber trench-pussy = auto +2 from pathetic users.

Well, not from me. This sucked.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Angel you are the best.

Probably.

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

quite funny


Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, this was a bit of brilliant.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-26 08:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not funny.



















































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