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Submitted by miss berry (View user info) at 2007-06-26 14:58:24 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109545
If you've already read the post above, then ignore the bold words below. Pick up at the plain text.
To reiterate:
e•pis•to•lar•y
-adjective
1. contained in or carried on by letters: an epistolary friendship.
2. of, pertaining to, or consisting of letters.
Those who choose to participate will be writing about a loving relationship between two objects that are generally found together in the object world.
In this letter, one of the objects expresses its deep love for the other, telling the object of its affection, what it feels, longs for, hopes for, values, remembers and the like about the other, and thus how its life is affected by the object.
An example is found below in a letter from a sugar bowl to a sugar spoon:
My Dearest Sugar Spoon,
I am thinking of the slender curve of your silver waist, how I want to give myself to you whenever you touch your face to me. Yesterday I waited for you all day in the dining room with the blinds drawn. No coffee brewed, no table was set. When will you lift my lid and call my name, crawling into me as into hot sand? I long for when we meet again, just you and me and the steam rising between us...etc.
Forever Yours,
Sugar Bowl
Some of you have already agreed to participate in the contest. If your name is on the list below, you STILL must send an email to UberContest.at.gmail.com using the email address you will be using to retrieve information for this contest.
-GrownAssKid
-HurtByTheSun
-Particle_man58
-icarus1987
-ilikesteak
-Flack
-PukingDog
Some of you are considering. Please decide and if you are interested, you must send an email to UberContest.at.gmail.com using the email address you will be using to retrieve information for this contest.
-Bohme
-HateMudkips
-Darko
-Shlongy
The rules are not set in stone and are up for discussion.
I was thinking we'd just do it like this:
-Same title given to you and your opponent (like UM)
-You post your post under your account
-Highest rated wins
However, some of you are going to whine about how everyone hates you and it's a conspiracy and it's not fair. So we can also do it like this:
-Same title given to you and your opponent (like UM)
-You email me your post and I post them (when I receive yours and your opponents posts)
-Highest rated wins
Or we could do any other way you want. A combination of popular vote and "board" vote (in which case we will need volunteers to be on "the board"). Whatever you want. I'm flexible.
Tentatively, this contest will begin on Monday, July 9th. This will allow the American participants to enjoy the 4th of July holiday (the 4th is on a Wednesday).
Questions? Intelligent ramblings? Idiotic comments? Leave below.
User Reviews
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-29 18:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fey...email me.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-06-29 18:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-06-28 19:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This sounds really boring.
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haha classic aj
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will a +2 help my cause?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wanna be on the board.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-29 06:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wahey. Have e-mailed and am in :)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-06-28 19:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This sounds really boring.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-28 17:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just don't crush my nuts...I need them for something.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll kill you, dickface.
:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know you are, fruitypie.
You're too young to catch "sarcasm" without it being explained to you.
Which kills Shlongy's buzz.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm joking, Shlongy.
Jesus.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait a second...ME? INDISCREET???
I wish there was a bigger font I could use to show my amazement at this libelous or slanderous statement.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can confirm that I've seen Ms. Derkins on webcam. She's either real, or a kickass advancement in 3D animation.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because it's on the uberboard.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was the email address.
I was thinking I've seen it before in my inbox before, and not from you.
But whatev.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But I'm still curious, what made you think I was an alter?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, honeybaginer, will do.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Check your email, sugartits.
You're in.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*snicker* ok, so does that mean you believe me, then?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You had me at "contest," Susie.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter. As I said, Kaos and Icarus (and HighVoltage900 if he ever comes back) can verify that I am indeed a flesh and blood human. As KK mentioned, I'm on his facebook friends list. I have conversed with Icky on MSN messenger and via webcam, so he can additionaly verify that I'm not using fake pictures and passing someone else off as me.
If, in the face of this overwhelming evidence, you still don't believe that I'm not someone's alter, then I will respect your decision and bow out. I don't know how else to prove it to you and I'm not going to go any further for the sake of an internet contest.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was joking, hon.
I was also joking when I paid that pizza delievery guy to snap photos of you after he dropped off that Veggie Lover's the other night.
**runs away**
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Miss Berry: Shall I pass along the pictures I have of you so these dorks will know that YOU'RE not an alter?
Let me know if I can help...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
...of all people that would get pics. I can assure you it wouldn't be you - the most indiscreet man on Uber.
You could just as the myriad of people from here that have met me. They could confirm me not being an alter. Of course, I don't really think Kaos was legitimately voicing his suspicions of me being an alter. He was only joking (I think).
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Miss Berry: Shall I pass along the pictures I have of you so these dorks will know that YOU'RE not an alter?
Let me know if I can help...
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing big.
I'll email you in a few moments.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes you have Kaos.
There are pictures there...that maybe I should take down now if you're going to invade my privacy.
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Wait, what???
How... how did I just do THAT? No there aren't! And, and... what???
If we're "friends" how would I be able to...
Is it because I said something HERE???
**confused**
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahaha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about I just not create an attention whoring post about the outcome of your competition and we'll call it even?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In all seriousness, I have considered the point you were evidentially "trying to help" with.
If you cannot tell by the reviews below (and the content of the post which notes this): I am willing to try something new with this competition and am open to suggestions about the rules/policies.
If you think that anyone would respond well to what you are now calling merely a "suggestion" and your "helpful advice" then you should sit down and have another thought, buddy.
Let us all remember that it's not what you say, it's how you say it.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you for the suggestion.
Would you like mine?
I think maybe you should call an exterminator and remove the cockroach infestation that is dwelling in your ass.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So alters can vote but none of their votes will count?
I'm not trying to say you're incompetent. I'm trying to help really, and apparently this is something you haven't thought through yet. "Don't repeat the mistakes of the past" and all that.
Or you've thought through it but you haven't outlined your policy yet.
Maybe you should create another unique email address solely for alter complaints.
UberContestAlterIssues.at.gmail.com?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way...don't forget to tear apart that last sentence of mine when you review, mmmkay?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN: strwbryfanatic
IF YOU STILL WANT ME TO BE IN, EMAIL: Savesthedayjay.at.gmail.com
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I must apologize. Aside from that "NoMeD" user I wasn't aware of any alters participating in the writing portion of the competition. This is likely to do with the fact that I have a fairly functional mental rolodex of who's "a real boy/girl" and who's not. This prevents me from having to poll the public on the life-status of actual users that have participated in this website for quite some time now.
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I apologize to you, sir. You are right. You are completely correct in every way. You know what? I *should* have a rolodex of users that are on this site.
I'm sorry, Orgasmo, I guess I will never be obsessed enough with Uber that I will study every user on this site. In this particular case, she joined when I was on hiatus and I'm not familiar with her.
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But, since the subject's been brought up - are you saying that alters are free to review your entries and that their votes will count?
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To quote myself: "you cannot stop it" (alters from voting). Did I say the votes would count? No, I don't believe I did.
If you are trying to say I'm incompetent? If so, just say it.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes you have Kaos.
There are pictures there...that maybe I should take down now if you're going to invade my privacy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The requested example I provided involves you, but it is not about you.
Please return to the pool so you can continue your underwater physical therapy. Gotta keep those muscles strongs so your bones don't get all brittle. How are your new calcium chews?
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The example you provided has nothing to do with the point you're trying to prove...unless you're confused about what point that might be.
What idea were you trying to get across with that last little tangent there? If you're making an assumption about my age, I do believe you've miscalculated it.
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I WILL MAKE THIS CLEAR IN BIG LETTERS SO YOU CAN READ IT PAST THE BRIM OF YOUR HELMET.
THE COMMENT ABOVE WAS DIRECTED AT SHLONGY, SEE, BECAUSE HE PIPED UP AFTER I STARTED REVIEWING ON THIS POST. THE COMMENT ABOVE WAS NOT DIRECTED AT YOU. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU EVEN IF IT'S BEING SAID ON YOUR POST.
HOWEVER THIS COMMENT *IS* DIRECTED AT YOU SO YOU ARE FREE TO READ IT AND ENJOY IT AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH IT. MAN IS IT ALMOST TIME TO EAT ANOTHER SOFTBALL???
NURRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, Miss Berry... Hehehehe...
How do we know YOU aren't an alter???
You are VERY, VERY infamous for keeping your identity secret.
I'm your friend on both Facebook & MySpace, yet I've never seen a REAL picture of you...
**runs**
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The requested example I provided involves you, but it is not about you.
Please return to the pool so you can continue your underwater physical therapy. Gotta keep those muscles strongs so your bones don't get all brittle. How are your new calcium chews?
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The example you provided has nothing to do with the point you're trying to prove...unless you're confused about what point that might be.
What idea were you trying to get across with that last little tangent there? If you're making an assumption about my age, I do believe you've miscalculated it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I must apologize. Aside from that "NoMeD" user I wasn't aware of any alters participating in the writing portion of the competition. This is likely to do with the fact that I have a fairly functional mental rolodex of who's "a real boy/girl" and who's not. This prevents me from having to poll the public on the life-status of actual users that have participated in this website for quite some time now.
Especially if they've been here for two years.
And are on pulsehead.
And in the directory.
And aren't unnecessarily dramatic.
Just because I wasn't around when they created their account.
But, since the subject's been brought up - are you saying that alters are free to review your entries and that their votes will count?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh*
Susie Derkins is REAL. She's my friend on Facebook, we talk all the time.
I know her real name and all the pictures I've seen of her (many) correspond to the camwhore she put up here at Uber.
She lives in Canada, her initials are CC and she's about my age. Oh, and she has a boyfriend.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The requested example I provided involves you, but it is not about you.
Please return to the pool so you can continue your underwater physical therapy. Gotta keep those muscles strongs so your bones don't get all brittle. How are your new calcium chews?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Fair is only fair and I'd say the majority of the people wanted the underdog to win Round 2."
Considering the rogue's gallery of alters used throughout the early rounds of the competition, I'd say that by legitimizing their reviews you have included them in "the majority of the people." If you can accept them once you should be happy to accept them again, no?
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That's for VOTING only because you cannot stop it. You could ASK people not to use their alters to vote, but there is ultimately nothing you can do about them using their alters if they so choose.
Or maybe I missed the part where you let an alter participate in your competition...
Let's compare apples with apples, shall we?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't help it if all of the alters loved Shlongy's submission...it's not like I control them.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100929
"Fair is only fair and I'd say the majority of the people wanted the underdog to win Round 2."
Considering the rogue's gallery of alters used throughout the early rounds of the competition, I'd say that by legitimizing their reviews you have included them in "the majority of the people." If you can accept them once you should be happy to accept them again, no?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell me, professor, what was my stance on alters in your competition?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wah Wah Wah.
Crazy below.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess you can't let Stag participate. On many an occasion he's claimed to be my alter. And I his. So even though I'm not participating in this, you couldn't let me if I did.
Funny that you should care about alters now after making such a fuss about Shlongy in the last competition that blew through these parts. Given all the alters that participated, that is. Maybe it's different when it's your baby and not someone else's. Who knows.
PS - he IS a real boy.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-28 00:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gofer: I got it and emailed back to confirm...YOU'RE IN!!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-28 00:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, righto.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-06-28 00:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in and I've mailed you. Sorry for the curtness of it but I was in a bit of a rush.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-27 23:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Because I've heard her say (about Feety): "He's a real boy!"
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-27 23:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would you trust me, but not Sacrilicious?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-27 23:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So...Susie is the equivalent of Feety, huh?
Well...6 people have sent emails to signify their entry into this competition, one of whom's entry is temporarily suspended until further notice.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-27 21:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-27 21:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Susie IS an alter, I can't say whose though.
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You're evil. She's a real girl.
(Does it start with an I or a T? YOU CAN TELL ME)
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-27 21:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Susie IS an alter, I can't say whose though.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-27 20:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Emission: if you're in, you know what to do (send the email)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-27 17:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i will try....could be strange , i warn you.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-27 16:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There will be prizes
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm only if i can get a prize :)
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oooopsies...Minus Flack. I got his email.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DO IT, KAOS!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh... I dunno.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN:
-GROWNASSKID
-HURTBYTHESUN
-PARTICLE_MAN58
-ILIKESTEAK
-FLACK
-PUKINGDOG
-DARKO
-DROGOROCH
IF YOU STILL WANT TO BE IN, EMAIL: UberContest.at.gmail.com
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Susie is NOT an alter.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
KAOS!!!
You need to enter now.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My dearest Cigarettes,
In my deepest sorrow, I lay myself open for you once again. There is no storm conceivable that will stop me in my quest to bring you life, to bring you that glorious flickering heat that you so deserve. Like Prometheus, I come to you granting a gift of the Gods, not burdoned by the fear of their wrath in the form of wind and rain. Your purpose, your very identity is bound within my nature, my own existence. Alas, how was I to know... how was I to suspect those Powers Above would stricken me so! Withered dry, drained of blood, my very essence needed to ignite and then rendered far more lame than even Hephastus himself, given not even a suitable stone to strike fire upon. In need, you turn to false idols, lesser beings who could give you hope, give you reason. But I have returned, brilliant and bold, so cast aside those wretched ones who call themselves "Bics" and embrace my flame once again...
Eternally yours,
The Zippo
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha! No, I can assure you I'm not an alter. That's the first time that's ever been asked. Kaos King and Icarus can both vouch for my existence.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how the fuck are hammer and nail related?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
unless you hit your finger, but i don't see how that fits...
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hahahahha
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was thinking maybe I could write a love letter to a Keg from a Plastic cup. Huh? Sound good? Of course it does.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-27 02:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berry. My vacation has been ruined by tendonitis in both wrists. I can't go. :(
Upside: You probably have me in your contest, and you know the quality of it will either be gold or pure shit, because it now hurts to type. There has to be an upside for somebody in there.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-26 17:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...and steak...let's be honest here...
Your whole LIFE is a vacation. What do you need to "go on vacation" for? Just bored? Nothing else to do?
<3 *lovies* <3
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-26 17:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're getting yourself on vacation?
Is that just bad wording there or what?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-26 17:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll not be sending you any email that doesn't contain innapropriate pictures. I'm also getting myself on vacation and whatnot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-26 17:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO HOLE??? WHAT???
Then I'm officially out.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-26 17:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can someone either confirm or deny the following statement:
Susie Derkins is an alter.
I think I was on hiatus or something when SD joined, so I'm not sure. Thank you in advance for your assistance.
And I apologize in advance if I have offended you and you are not an alter, Ms. Derkins.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-26 17:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell, I'm in. Email is on its way.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-26 16:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still in. Sent the requested email.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-26 16:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cookies? Did I hear cookies?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
or any of you for that matter.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't thinking of prizes. Good call.
Well...I'm really good at making cookies, but it's summer here and they would get all melty.
Now accepting *appropriate* ideas for prizes.
No, Shlongy, "hole" is not a prize you will be getting anytime soon.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in.
Are there prizes?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does this contest have anything to do with "seeing some hole"?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will have to think about it as work seems to be pressing me to actually work at the moment so I dont really know if I will be able to comit to deadlines.
I will however think of a few things for titles and drop an email your way.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAH...Oh, Drago.
I am also accepting title suggestions, so you may finish your sentence.
Please sign up by Tuesday, July 2nd at the very latest. Unless you meant you wanted to know the deadline of the first post: July 9th.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you could have Tampon and...
hmm when is the deadline again?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL at SC below.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SC: email the contest email and I'll email you back an example when I get home.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:04:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:03:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:01:24 EDT (#)
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how the fuck are hammer and nail related?
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They are a popular set of items.
Do you want an example? :(
I really don't want to use one because then I absolutely cannot use it for the contest. Weep.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:03:43 EDT (#)
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unless you hit your finger, but i don't see how that fits...
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:03:12 EDT (#)
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Thanks for your RSVP, Mister Robert.
Err...I mean Bob.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:03:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:01:24 EDT (#)
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how the fuck are hammer and nail related?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:02:37 EDT (#)
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simple_catalyst: see the original post for examples. :)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:02:11 EDT (#)
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Dear Miss Berry,
No thanks.
--Bob
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:01:27 EDT (#)
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I'm in
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-26 15:00:22 EDT (#)
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so like, tea kettles and bulldozers?