On Loneliness (Warning: Emo) (1072 hits)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2007-06-26 22:42:56 EDT
When did loneliness become such a crime? Why are we so ashamed to admit that we feel lonely, too prideful to resist mocking others for their isolation? It's part of the human condition. Everyone gets lonely from time to time and I think a strong person can own up to it.
Some people are lonely because of bad circumstances, no fault of their own. Some are lonely because of the metaphorical barriers they erect between themselves and others - the chip on a man's shoulder simply gets so big it starts to block out the sun. People get lonely in a room full of friends and family; sometimes it just happens that a secret, a feeling, a sad day, separates us from others.
Sometimes a person needs loneliness to help him or her get thoughts in order. I know a girl, let's call her Emily, who has a caring family and a fulfilling relationship with a man she loves and trusts, but sometimes she still retreats for a little self-imposed loneliness.
In my estimation, cruel, smug, and unkind are much worse things to be than lonely. Maybe that's just me.
Leave your clever insults below, but know that I'm already aware of how insipid and self-indulgent this post is.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-27 20:41:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:34:02 EDT (#)
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Your defense of Bret, while admirable, is also fucking stupid.
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I'm not defending him. He doesn't need me to defend him because he hasn't done anything wrong. I'm just feeling a bit testy over the state of things.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-06-27 19:45:10 EDT (#)
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What Filthy said
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-27 17:32:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:30:18 EDT (#)
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I actually prefer to be alone
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-27 16:17:02 EDT (#)
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Your vagina is showing.
There's nothing wrong with the post, but the fact that 75% of the people +2ing it are the ones who tear into people for this kind of shit is vaguely sickening.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-27 16:04:27 EDT (#)
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You can never be lonely if you have a cat. The cat will eat your soul, like cats sometimes do, and you'll become a zombie slave to the will of your furry housemate, doing it's bidding and bringing it other victims. Eventually your house will be filled with the soul-less living dead, all milling around and playing board games and watching talk shows, waiting for orders from Muffy the Supreme. And when those orders come - hoo BOY will there be some fun! Out into the neighborhood you'll all go, slowly walking down the street in search of human flesh to sate the hunger for your lost life-spark. Neighbors, acquaintances, strangers... all will be consumed in the orgy of death that follows the ambling crowd. Once the word begins to spread, the National Guard will arrive - only to be pulled from their trucks and eaten. Now well-armed, the zombie army will find itself facing battle on three fronts: pirates on one flank, ninjas on another, and rodeo clowns on unicycles hurtling towards them from the forward line. Muffy the Supreme, hating water and of the belief that rodeo clowns have no swords, charges away from the sea and attacks the ninjas and pirates simultaneously. Hours pass, headless zombies pile up amongst the feathered hats and black masks and rainbow wigs, until eventually only one pirate, one ninja, one rodeo clown are left facing you and Muffy the Supreme, your backs to the cliffs overlooking the sea. As the rodeo clown pulls a sword previously hidden in his unicycle, you grab Muffy and leap, your zombie lips unable to articulate the last thought you form before smashing to bits on the rocks below: well, actually, I forgot what it was, but it had to do with cats I think, or friendship, or something.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-27 15:24:29 EDT (#)
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it's not easy, being green
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:21:55 EDT (#)
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Silly girl - being alone is not the same as feeing lonely.
I enjoy my time spent only with me - not just for the touching (which, of course, is glorious) but 'other people' are annoying as fuck.
You have a genuine spirit Jeanneeeeee - and it leaks through the cunty front you put up at times.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:49:06 EDT (#)
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ooooh, careful there, Jeannnnnnneeeeeeea love. Your humanity is showing.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:23:09 EDT (#)
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e moo
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:30:18 EDT (#)
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I actually prefer to be alone.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:26:36 EDT (#)
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What an insipid and self-indulgent post.
Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:11:15 EDT (#)
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Emo_Jeanneee
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:06:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:05:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:02:02 EDT (#)
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I haven't felt lonely in a very, VERY long time. That being said, everyone goes through funks from time to time and when I did find I was lonely or that something was missing from my life, I'd take a class or hit up a bookstore to read. This usually helped me get over my loneliness funk because whether taking a class or reading something completely foreign, I was improving my overall knowledge on different topics and what is better than that? Nothing is better than being educated and smart. Plus, classes, reading, sports or whatever takes your mind off of being lonely.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:49:30 EDT (#)
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Caul comment made me laugh.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:46:05 EDT (#)
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lonely is kewl cuz u can jerk off when u want
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:43:54 EDT (#)
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Why are we so ashamed to admit that we feel lonely, too prideful to resist mocking others for their isolation? It's part of the human condition.
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well, the other part of the human condition is mocking those that you don't want to admit you're anything like or mocking those that you just see as different.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:34:02 EDT (#)
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Your defense of Bret, while admirable, is also fucking stupid.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:29:07 EDT (#)
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If you were to be gone one day, I mean really just gone...would anyone miss you?
Submitted by muhahaha (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:18:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:03:33 EDT (#)
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why are you warning me?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-27 06:00:56 EDT (#)
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Now, if I had seen a photo of an emu you would of got a more interesting witty comment.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-27 05:46:02 EDT (#)
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die
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-27 04:53:42 EDT (#)
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we come into this world alone and we leave alone.
leave me alone
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-27 03:51:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by we_die_young (user info) at 2007-06-27 02:02:56 EDT (#)
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Interesting, and I agree
Submitted by we_die_young (user info) at 2007-06-27 02:02:56 EDT (#)
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Interesting, and I agree
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-06-27 00:37:16 EDT (#)
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Mother did it need to be so high?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:51:07 EDT (#)
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sorry fungah i thought you were one of bret's alters.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:41:26 EDT (#)
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Did somebody say emo!?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:40:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:33:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:11:54 CDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:59:44 EDT (#)
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lol oathmeal.
it was odd, I was just thinking about 'is it so bad to die alone?', then i saw this post.
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I want my money.
i was saying lol - oathmeal, i.e. calling jeannene oathmeal for being emo.
dickhead.
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I tried.
Colon bashing cock smasher.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:33:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:11:54 CDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:59:44 EDT (#)
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lol oathmeal.
it was odd, I was just thinking about 'is it so bad to die alone?', then i saw this post.
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I want my money.
i was saying lol - oathmeal, i.e. calling jeannene oathmeal for being emo.
dickhead.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:29:36 EDT (#)
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No alone time makes Amontillado very irritable.
ichat is good.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:09:16 EDT (#)
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Ya'll are idjits. You should be using Gmail. screw messenger, Aim, ICQ, and all those trailor park dwelling chats. Gmail is where it at.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:06:19 EDT (#)
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I had to uninstall AIM you fucknigger. I have Yahoo Messenger now, the meth-addicted cousin of AIM.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:05:09 EDT (#)
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Plagiarist below.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:04:24 EDT (#)
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Awww Jeannee, your fireman is here for you.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:03:42 EDT (#)
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Get on AIM, you whore.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-06-26 23:02:07 EDT (#)
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Lonliness is an interesting condition.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:59:44 EDT (#)
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lol oathmeal.
it was odd, I was just thinking about 'is it so bad to die alone?', then i saw this post.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:54:52 EDT (#)
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I was just testing you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:54:05 EDT (#)
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I have lots of friends and family who love me but i'm still lonely sometimes/ no shame in admittting that Jeannneeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:52:44 EDT (#)
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Of course. DU jour. I knew that. Really. I did.
ahem.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:50:36 EDT (#)
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LOL MONTY U FAG
I meant the vagina du jour thing as high praise. For reals. She's a hot piece.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:48:45 EDT (#)
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"let's call her Emily."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What've you been up to?
I see you called my lady the "vagina de jour."
tsk tsk tsk. Not very niiiiiiiiiiiiice.....
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:46:25 EDT (#)
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I'm lonely Em, I miss you... *weep*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-26 22:43:55 EDT (#)
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gay filename, kill yourself