*Very NSFW* Lauren Hanley is a Supreme Slut *Very NSFW* (2724 hits)
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Submitted by UNBAN S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-06-27 07:37:47 EDT
You've lied to me for the last time, whore.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this one?
http://stuff.ubersite.com/11829442673777216/1/Stupid%20Sluts%20Never%20Learn%20Although%20I%20Should've%20Known%20Better.JPG
lauren hanley?
not ringing any bells?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-21 13:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-02 13:28:59 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is this on the Uberboard?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-21 11:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
un: sicosemen
pw: dock551
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-20 23:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
+2 for the universal sign of goal.
-3 cause theres no story behind the revenge or anything. At least I put like 2 seconds of back story and reason in my post, as seen here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/7781
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-20 21:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
finally getting to be homeward after a really shitty day...
i guess dithered is oathy's newest alter. funny how someone can change accounts a thousand times and their pathetic nature still shines through bright and strong...if i touched a nerve i guess you could go talk to a therapist about the fact that a website sends you into such a rage, bret? or maybe your mom has some words of strength and courage to offer?
either way, you two losers were obviously destined to find each other, and i think it's really cute how you have banded together so homosexually against my unwarranted 'bullying' of you.
as far as how i rank in your estimations in being a badass or whatever, bret...i'm sorry, but you'll have to excuse me laughing that off after you were to scared to meet shlongy face to face when he even gave you the hotel he was staying at, phone number and all. i mean, he's 5 foot nothing and weighs in at about 98 lbs., and you backed off like simon does from grammar lessons.
but hey, thanks for the opportunity to review this 'classic from the sico vault' yet again
hi lauren hanley!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-20 21:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she's pretty hot, body-wise at least
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:31:29 EST (#)
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your fascination with me has outgrown oathy's at this point, though, so congrats on being more pathetic than him. he'll probably be happy to know he's no longer the biggest piece of shit this site has ever seen and only ranks second now.
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Scourge you have a lot of nerve talking shit like this considering how much of a spineless little bitch I've seen you be in the past.
I happen to find you to be a coward, to be blunt. You have never displayed any semblance of integrity when it comes to interactions with others on this site; you also happen to be a thin-framed, weak man which I find remarkably ironic considering your many, manly internet gestures.
So if you're going to start a list of the truest of true fecal matter of Ubersite, be sure to not forget where your ranking is you insufferable dipshit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i told you to leave my name out of your mouth, reviews, and mind, you piece of gutter trash.
don't assume that this was me. there are plenty of others around here who have emotions in regards to you that go beyond the simple disdain i have. your fascination with me has outgrown oathy's at this point, though, so congrats on being more pathetic than him. he'll probably be happy to know he's no longer the biggest piece of shit this site has ever seen and only ranks second now.
ANYWHO...the fact that you're so goddamn pathetic as to do a post like this in the first place is reason enough for anyone to drag it out into the public over and over again. i hope the stripper in these shots has ner next scumbag fuck piece cut your balls off as retaliation.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:28:34 EST (#)
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Matt goes overboard when someone calls him fat, thinks it is me, and posts this as his retaliation. Splendid...immature.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 15:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-12 08:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Danke for the explanation. I didn't think you would be linkwhoring this shite.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
People are very obsesses with me CT. I think they are frightened by my heightened internet persona so they feel that they must "attack" me, when all they are doing is giving me hits. Bart will most likely remove this from the uberboard resulting in a lost dollar.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is this on the Uberboard?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-29 15:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Very funny, Apollo. You guys can't climb off me can you?
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-07-15 10:11:39 EDT (#)
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Damn. You know Apollo's repost of this comes up as link #4 on a google search of Lauren Hanley.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-03 16:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this chick is hott
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-07-02 22:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-27 14:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you and Oathy taking the same steroids???
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I would like to take a moment to commend Jonnyx for his most awesome comments.amen/
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking sad.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-27 14:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you and Oathy taking the same steroids???
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) I thought this post was brilliant. I especially enjoy the third-to-last picture, where she's again playing with her "pussy". Haha. I got it.
2) She's just O.K.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish this was fake, just like I wish you weren't fake. I made a error that is far beyond my usual fuck-ups. I'm not commenting on this anymore. If you'd like to converse, please see me on my latest post.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:03:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why anyone would want to pretend to be a worthless human being is beyond me...
dirtyphonepics.com? amateurphoneslut.net?
heh, maybe you should have offered up a hundred bucks for people to point out just how many different girls are actually in that montage?
That would have really heated this bitch up.
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You sir, are a complete idiot.
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Well, you do seem to be the resident expert on idiocy.
...yup, I'm an idiot.
Doesn't make this any less stupid, childish, desperate, base, pathetic and/or bullshit.
...and the whole emo act? A tad boring. I'm just sayin' - you've done better work.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:03:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why anyone would want to pretend to be a worthless human being is beyond me...
dirtyphonepics.com? amateurphoneslut.net?
heh, maybe you should have offered up a hundred bucks for people to point out just how many different girls are actually in that montage?
That would have really heated this bitch up.
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You sir, are a complete idiot.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why anyone would want to pretend to be a worthless human being is beyond me...
dirtyphonepics.com? amateurphoneslut.net?
heh, maybe you should have offered up a hundred bucks for people to point out just how many different girls are actually in that montage?
That would have really heated this bitch up.
Submitted by icanbecool (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Women's Lib wins again! Woo Hoo!
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL Uberboarded.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You from Virginia?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:04:48 EDT (#)
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?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:03:33 EDT (#)
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You know, I distinctly remember that picture with the ladle from somewhere else. I wonder if that's just the thing to do now.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:57:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 16:07:29 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how everyone assumes that she cheated...
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You did said she had lied to you didnt you??
OH WHATS GOING ON!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can regret this all you want, but it's not you who'll feel violated if/when she finds out.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:43:47 EDT (#)
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so, you've been banging a stripper?
that's easy.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:22:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:02:26 EDT (#)
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This was done in rage this morning and I already regret it. KK, I was not seeking heat. I'm a complete moron for posting this and no matter what you say, it is 100% true.
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If you regret it then email bart and he will probably take it down for you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:12:57 EDT (#)
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I didn't.
I just assumed she was a pig.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how everyone assumes that she cheated...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. She not really that hot
b. Girls cheat, especially hot ones.
Suck it up, candyass. Join the fucking club.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:32:04 EDT (#)
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... and you're off the front page.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
of course she cheated on you.
look at the whore.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes Julie!!
You see when i get those photos of you I will never EVER do a post :)
Just masturbate like its 1986....heh
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Doesn't matter what she did, this is pretty fucked up
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I banged a girl that looked just like her a few weeks ago. That girls name was courtney, though. Same inverted nipples, and everything.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In that case, Sico...
Wow.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was done in rage this morning and I already regret it. KK, I was not seeking heat. I'm a complete moron for posting this and no matter what you say, it is 100% true.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this has been done before.
you are fukcing DESPERATE to be Method aren't you?
Hero worshiping a fat greek loser.
Sad really.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico, we're cool and all, but...
Has no one else noticed that our friend here has been making spectacular attempts at Heat recently???
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:47:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-26 14:37:45 EDT (#)
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posting personal info is funny
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You are a fucking idiot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No that's Martha Stewart
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:31:22 EDT (#)
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Is that CookieLass rubbing her globes on the stripper pole?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Must be shenannigans as I find it incredibly hard to believe that any woman would cheat on a catch like you.
Class.
Act.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:28:13 EDT (#)
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Hmmm...
What's the name of that resturaunt with all the crap on the wall???
Oh yeah.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i have the feeling this will come back at you one day and bite you in the ass
what a terrible idea
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:57:54 EDT (#)
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its not analysis douchebag, the previous comment was. that comment was an insult directed at your pathetically emo little statements.
so how many times you called her since posting this?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:46:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:40:45 EDT (#)
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well, lucky for me youre busy sinking further into the abyss you melodramatic piece of shit, otherwise id be in for a hell of a time being laughed at over the internet. phew.
'further into the abyss'?
i bet your parents just dont get you, either.
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You sure are swell. Did you purchase that piece of analysis from your yahoo horoscope?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:45:07 EDT (#)
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Can I have her number now if you're through?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:40:45 EDT (#)
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well, lucky for me youre busy sinking further into the abyss you melodramatic piece of shit, otherwise id be in for a hell of a time being laughed at over the internet. phew.
'further into the abyss'?
i bet your parents just dont get you, either.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:31:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:24:32 EDT (#)
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seriously, what a pissweak way to get 'revenge'. this is why shes lies to you, youre a weak little man and she knows it. thats why she fucks other people. the problem is you, not her.
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What's worse is you pretending to have a clue when in fact you have none. I almost laughed at you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:30:37 EDT (#)
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Is this someone we should know or is it a random girl??
She's hot.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:27:09 EDT (#)
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If http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE3vZQnAgQkwon't cheer you up I don't know what will.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:24:32 EDT (#)
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seriously, what a pissweak way to get 'revenge'. this is why shes lies to you, youre a weak little man and she knows it. thats why she fucks other people. the problem is you, not her.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:14:15 EDT (#)
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Maestro made me think of smiling.
Submitted by Tavo (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:12:21 EDT (#)
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ummm... so can I get her number?
Submitted by Maestro (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:12:02 EDT (#)
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She's a gynecologist! That's why she's measuring!
http://www.completepregnancy.com/doctor/Lauren_Hanley-14328.aspx
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:11:41 EDT (#)
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No I haven't taken the higher road at all. In fact, I know that I'm despicable for doing this, but when you are in this situation, you truly are desperate to validate. I didn't accomplish that with this, so I guess I'll sink further into my abyss and bid everyone a joyous day. I truly am a miserable ____________________________ (fill in the blank, you all are so wonderful at that).
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:11:20 EDT (#)
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he'd post a pic of his own vagina, but its obscured by all the sand
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please tell me this is a joke and you're not such a pathetic chump of a waste of carbon based life as to do this for real. Seriously, I mean if this is real than dude I officially count myself when I was 11 as being a better human than you are know. Fucking chump.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:00:48 EDT (#)
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i'm just sayin man
she could a whore of the highest ranking and definitely deserve something done to her but when you think about your actions here in return, have you taken a higher road?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:59:45 EDT (#)
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hey, whoever this person is, she's lickign her own nipple!
who is she??
this interests me a great deal.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:57:14 EDT (#)
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Thanks, BAMF... you have a nice family and for that I'm jealous.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:53:49 EDT (#)
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man
I've often confused you for an angry 16 year old but figured you were just excitable, I'm no longer confused.
OH and is this the high class vag you've been scoring? Certainly looks high class.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:52:51 EDT (#)
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I already suggested that everyone on Uber has seen at least one reason why she'd fuck other people, I think that's me done here......
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:51:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:48:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:44:31 EDT (#)
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Damn Sico, you okay?
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when did Uber become a site where people were nice to each other, mosta the reason I come here is to let out the arsehole side of my personality, seems like this isn't the place for it any more....
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While I'm really not in the mood, and no matter how much alcohol I had last night it still didn't sate my anger. Please, feel free to be an arsehole. I can't get in a bigger rut right now.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:48:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:44:31 EDT (#)
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Damn Sico, you okay?
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when did Uber become a site where people were nice to each other, mosta the reason I come here is to let out the arsehole side of my personality, seems like this isn't the place for it any more....
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She finally told you huh...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:46:06 EDT (#)
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"No no, you see, it's ok for be to be a complete asshole to her, I don't like her!"
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:45:26 EDT (#)
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Wonder why
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:44:31 EDT (#)
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Damn Sico, you okay?
Remind me to not piss you off should be ever cross paths in real life. Stone cold.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:43:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:41:33 EDT (#)
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yeah, get revenge on some girl by posting pics that prove she's fit and easy going sex-wise, that'll work.
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Why not, she's already fucking everyone else.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-06-27 07:41:33 EDT (#)
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yeah, get revenge on some girl by posting pics that prove she's fit and easy going sex-wise, that'll work.