We have all met one! (326 hits)
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Submitted by Jezarel (View user info) at 2007-06-27 09:54:25 EDT
Hi there.
Do you know what really grinds my gears? People on forums and sites most like this one who seem to think it is there god given duty to insult people. Today I was browsing a user that I did not like very much I thought he was too opinionated and quite rude. So I looked this user up and saw the first post he ever wrote. He was obviously a noobie to the internet in general and was not sure of the lingo that comes with spending all your waking hours online and not outside. I started to feel sorry for this guy. He's come online and as with all newbie's he was shot down for not knowing a language and this obviously bothered him.
As I looked at the comments on his first post I came across another user. Who was going to fuck his shit up for being unfamiliar with game speak? Now I don't know how many of you have seen Jay and Silent Bob strike back but the film ends with the two characters in question spending all their wealth touring the globe kicking shit out of people that slagged them off online. And guess what all you littlie fucking asswipes out there. Your kids, virgins and wankers. How can you spend all day posting things about other people when you sat on your ass typing away at a computer? Your fucking noobs, you complain you're not accepted by the outside world and cannot face the abuse but as soon as a normal guy comes online you decide that you can do exactly what you complain about. The jocks and the wankers in the real world are exactly what they are. You are complaining about what their nature entails and then you copy it.
In all fairness you could never fuck up my shit dudes. Your not hackers your not martial arts superstars like your films you watch and the only reason you can beat up your friends in a dragonball z re-enactment is because your the larger of the pasty sad pathetic losers you associate with.
JUST FUCK OFF. You can't touch me and please if you are one of these people that are just wankers with no face please I beg of you come and get some. I mean I'm begging you. There is an invitation come and have a fucking go. I will stand for all people that have been discriminated against online by a person who thinks they own the most public network on the planet.
User Reviews
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-27 17:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know its off the front page but I just had to fucking -2 this asshole
as far as being an "internet dork" I work for a living fuckhead, if you dont like the way I spend my free time I could give a prickly fuck like a sand-shark skin condom.
faggot
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-06-27 17:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bret would probably crumple you.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-27 16:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY. I really do kick ass at Dragonball Z. That means I kick ass at life, right?
Right?
*dies*
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-06-27 16:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awwww. people think i'm delicate!!!!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-06-27 15:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry I'm late, I was working.
Did I miss it?
Is it off the front page already? it is?
damn!
Well, oh..wait...let me set this down first..
ok,
FUCK YOU!
thanks.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure you probably half-expected to get annihilated for your post, as it turns out you were.
Pathetically enough, though, you probably also expected that at least one or two people would say something like, "Y'know... this noob's actually got a point. It is wrong to simply be mean to someone simply because they don't write well or don't know the e-customs here. We should relax and be more open." Didn't happen, though, did it? Not one single response favoring you in the least. Have you figured out why that might be? No? Well, Fluffy, just go on back to myspace.com until you've worked it out. Come back when you're not so delicate.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu n00b
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh I'll come and get some. You moronic twat, haven't you learned e-thuggin is about as impressive as a three yr. old with a wiffle bat? Idiot. Stop breathing my air, you useless waste of life. You're parents should both be smacked for not aborting your deformed fetus as soon as they got the chance.
-2DIE
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This could ahve been avoided if you had realised the YOU'RE the one with the problem. Im on this site because im getting paid too much to do very little
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go fuck yourself, Virg.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So everybody here is a pimpled virgin except for you? Never heard that one before. You're right though; there are teens and there are virgins. But there are also husbands and wives, authors, engineers, biologists, members of the armed forces, artists, photographers, and people who have in general done a lot more in life than you can ever hope to. But you wouldn't know that - you registered YESTERDAY.
Most people found this website through www.boredatwork.com, so the fact that some users are here for multiple hours at a time everyday should come as no surprise.
And nobody should try and fuck up your shit? Nobody CARES about your shit. And beleive me, if somebody did, you should be scared. Personal information is a cinch to get for some people here.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I decided to give this one more thought to put this young troubled cunt in his/her place.
You write like a 13 year old boy who was given a little bit too much confidence by his parents, and then you went on to read Maddox everyday for a week and thought "WOW, HE IS SO MUCH LIKE ME, I SHOULD DO THIS TOO!".
First of all, learn grammar. "Your" and "You're" aren't interchangeable. If you haven't learned this yet, it's probably a good indicator that you shouldn't be allowed outdoors nor should you be allowed to reproduce.
So because we use the internet, and go on Uber in our spare time, therefore we MUST be virgins and wankers! Yes, of course, whenever I think of browsing the internet I am constantly reminded that I haven't ever penetrated anyone. Nice assertion jackass, at least we're not crusading for hurt feelings on a goddamn public forum.
"In all fairness you could never fuck up my shit dudes. Your not hackers your not martial arts superstars like your films you watch and the only reason you can beat up your friends in a dragonball z re-enactment is because your the larger of the pasty sad pathetic losers you associate with. " Wow...that read like it was written by an illegitimate love child from first cousins that live in the Ozarks.
Who the fuck are you anyways?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your fucking noobs??????
Your - as in "your house"
You're - as in 'you are'
ie. You're fucking noobs.
Ignorant eejit. Try to actually LISTEN when you go to school tomorrow.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, there really is no talking to them!!!!!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read it.
Or should I say "couldn't" read it.
For the love of God, PRESS TEH ENTER KEY.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
......ok?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And yet, you don't mention any particular names... interesting.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's not a god given duty, it's a god given right.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a waste of human flesh
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ...
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your you're
I guess you're a noob to english, you ignorant cockfiend
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-27 09:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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