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Submitted by Vice President Dick Cheney (View user info) at 2007-06-27 09:57:12 EDT


We did it.

Happy?

Now shut the fuck up.

Darth Vader

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Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-26 21:58:31 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-26 19:40:14 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck this. I want my money.

I have the one thing that will make EVERYBODY here roll with uncontrollable laughter.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651

An entire post where Bret pours his bi-polar, roid-ragin' heart out for all of Uber to see!

Apollo - foolproofx1.at.hotmail.com

Email me for directions on paying me.

Foolproof wins. """


i've just gone into that post and read the reviews.

i cried with laughter, the post was also some insincere sociopath faking real feelings shit.

foolproof wins.

email me your paypal to apollo88.at.gmail.com


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I don't get it - 'Apollo88' was the first to review that (ahem) goodbye post - yet he now acts like he is seeing it for the first time.

Besides, there were far funnier comments yesterday left by beano.


heh, this site never fails to baffle/amuse me. """

Half way down I said, it's clear that no one is coming up with any funny oathmeal reviews (becuase they don't exist) so I gave it to the next best thing.

I had seen that post of course but i had forgotten it.

Beano's comment was hilarious on there (ginger arrive/ ginger hissy fit/ ginger leave) so I awarded it to foolproof for resurrecting the post.




Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-27 18:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought that I had done it....

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-27 17:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Uh-oh, I made the brainwashed misses mad...

SAVE ME CHENEY!

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-27 16:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AHA...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...AHA.....HA.....ahaha................ha.....aha....ha.....hmm.

Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-06-27 15:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-27 15:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-27 14:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh man thats great...

its just going to incite another ranting by ETS, but hell, I have nothing better to do at work today

nice

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

see now, Rob - I thought the comments left by Beano were of the "that's so sad it's slightly humourous but mostly MEH" variety. Whereas the Foolproof link had some real "ha-ha" moments.

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hmmm, fair enough.

I guess I have a different appreciation for 'Oathmeal' - I thought his goin' away post was sincere - he just lacks the self restraint/moderation/good sense to stay away.

But to speak to the contest that 'apollo88' held - it was clearly for a comment (reiterated numerous times) AND I just don't understand why he acts like he has never seen that post when he was the very first person to review it.

I just thought it was weird... and, of course, I'm anfry I didn't think of linking it myself.


Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laugh every time I come back to this.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

see now, Rob - I thought the comments left by Beano were of the "that's so sad it's slightly humourous but mostly MEH" variety. Whereas the Foolproof link had some real "ha-ha" moments.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-26 21:58:31 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-26 19:40:14 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck this. I want my money.

I have the one thing that will make EVERYBODY here roll with uncontrollable laughter.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651

An entire post where Bret pours his bi-polar, roid-ragin' heart out for all of Uber to see!

Apollo - foolproofx1.at.hotmail.com

Email me for directions on paying me.

Foolproof wins. """


i've just gone into that post and read the reviews.

i cried with laughter, the post was also some insincere sociopath faking real feelings shit.

foolproof wins.

email me your paypal to apollo88.at.gmail.com


---

I don't get it - 'Apollo88' was the first to review that (ahem) goodbye post - yet he now acts like he is seeing it for the first time.

Besides, there were far funnier comments yesterday left by beano.


heh, this site never fails to baffle/amuse me.


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-26 21:58:31 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-26 19:40:14 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck this. I want my money.

I have the one thing that will make EVERYBODY here roll with uncontrollable laughter.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651

An entire post where Bret pours his bi-polar, roid-ragin' heart out for all of Uber to see!

Apollo - foolproofx1.at.hotmail.com

Email me for directions on paying me.

Foolproof wins. """


i've just gone into that post and read the reviews.

i cried with laughter, the post was also some insincere sociopath faking real feelings shit.

foolproof wins.

email me your paypal to apollo88.at.gmail.com




Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

filename

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

COOL! KING TUT!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Then get Star Trek with Spock and the gang in, its grrreeeeat!!

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this is very true!

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've never seen any of the Star Trek/Wars/whatever this one is from movies. I always get Star Trek and Star Wars mixed up. I know one has the big talking blob and the cute little flying bears that look like bums and one has Klingon. Unless all of that is from the same one
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Bears can't help but have Klingons its to do with their fur

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-28 00:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've never seen any of the Star Trek/Wars/whatever this one is from movies. I always get Star Trek and Star Wars mixed up. I know one has the big talking blob and the cute little flying bears that look like bums and one has Klingon. Unless all of that is from the same one
---------------------------------

Go hire the original Star Wars trilogy (IV, V, VI) right now. Masterpieces of cinema (third one not so much).

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Julieeeeeeeeeeeee

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats a good look for him.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've never seen any of the Star Trek/Wars/whatever this one is from movies. I always get Star Trek and Star Wars mixed up. I know one has the big talking blob and the cute little flying bears that look like bums and one has Klingon. Unless all of that is from the same one


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


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