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APW: Texas Art n' Stuff. (NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) (1404 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.72 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by EbolaMay (View user info) at 2007-06-27 11:18:56 EDT


JESUS H. CHRIST I DIDN'T THINK THESE FUCKING BOOBIES WERE THAT FUCKING BAD.

Texas art. Nuff said. You hate Texas? So do I, sometimes. Fuck you in the ass. I'm in a bad mood. I'm tired. I slept on a leather sofa and got about 1 hour of sleep.

I didn't say this is GOOD art. Just TEXAS art.

Hi M. xoxoxoox

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Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 04:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You lose at EVERYTHING.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-28 01:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GOD DAMN IT!! I HATE TEXAS!!!!!

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-27 20:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 19:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what, your ex's don't live in a big metal dinosaur?

pfft.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-27 19:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-27 18:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 17:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:31:41 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

don't a-messas with t-rexas
=================

100% more ghey.

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all my ex-as live in t-rexas


1,000% more ghey.
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Ummmmm. I don't know if that's quite true or not...

But pretty funny, hunny.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 17:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-27 08:31:41 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

don't a-messas with t-rexas
=================

100% more ghey.

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all my ex-as live in t-rexas


1,000% more ghey.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-27 16:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-27 10:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW

FAIL.

_____________

Who the fuck is this lil' child?

"Mummy, I saw teh painted boobies! Jaysis will hate me now!!!"



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-27 14:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm glad you put Carhenge in there

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-27 14:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NSFW

real texas art

http://forum.fok.nl/topic/635039/1/25

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she looks better with a bra on.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Everytime I flush, I increase the value of; "Texas Art" 10 fold.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-27 12:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 I just got a raise

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You left out King of the Hill.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And I do believe it's "pathetic," rockstar.

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I never figured out how to do a post with a lot of pictures. I fucking hate computers and it seems to complicated for my simple mind

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not anal man love, Shlongy. Anal torture. And only for you.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, dude, I left Dallas when I was about 12 and I ain't never been back. I don't know shit about the town except what I remember as a boy; Flying Red Horse. Golf-Ball Tower thingy. Book depository. I don't know nuffin about the clubs, hookers, entertainment, etc., etc., etc.

And also, we used to go to the Ft. Worth Zoo coz it was better than the Dallas. And also the Ft. Worth Museums coz they were better than Dallas.

I don't think you'd get a decent Dallas post outta me, hoss. Do one yourself. I'd be interested to see it.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

In addition to being a pethetic slob, I didn't realize that you were also into the anal man-love.

Until now.

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dallas has some of the best strip clubs, barbecue, call girls, sports teams, asshole millionaires and fornicating bastards and while it's no Las Angeles its the 9th biggest city in the US. Not to mention its my home. Pull your drunk head out of your ass and do a fitting post....Cumdumpster

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

don't a-messas with t-rexas
=================

100% more ghey.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I suppose I could do a Dallas post. How about Industrial blvd.!?!? Texas whores! YEAH BABY, YEAH!!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NSFW

real texas art

http://forum.fok.nl/topic/635039/1/25

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Then go fuck yourself, you no account Michigan loving faggot.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why Dallas? I can't think of anything about the Dallas area that I find even remotely worth remembering. I fucking hate Dallas. Fuck Dallas.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

don't a-messas with t-rexas


hi, D!

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Big Tex is real??? I thought it was just some creative lisence taken on Mike Judge's part. And is that a recipe for hasenpfeffer on the rabbit plaque?

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Clean the cum out your ears. Even if you did owe, Texas wouldnt want it. Ill forgive you and call it even if you do a post about Dallas...make sure it involves barbecue somewhere. I guess it just goes in one ear and out your mother.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And another for the rest.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You should have warned about the boobs. They\'re hard to explain away to the Jehovah\'s Witness. They don\'t appreciate Nudity. Fuckers.
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Lungfish alter above?

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's ok Shlongy.

I'd really like to shove a poker iron up your ass and twist, pull and gouge until i ripped out chunks of intestines and bladder.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Straight away for erecting celebratory T-rexes.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

For listening to the Uber crybabies, I'd really like to -3 your ass.


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