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I'm a twisted pervert - Peeping Tom (974 hits)

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Rating: 1.16 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (View user info) at 2007-06-27 17:44:01 EDT


Peeping Tom


I pretend that I don't see you, sitting across the way.
Peeking through your curtains, you hard on won't go away.

I strip down to my panties, my bra floats to the floor.
I turn around remembering to lock the bathroom door.

I stand illuminated, baring both my breasts.
In the corner of my eye you squirm, just as I had guessed.

I run my hands up through my hair, arching ever so slight.
You run your hands down to the cock that's making your pants tight.

Your fingers glide your zipper down, your pants soon hit the floor.
The lotion's sitting at your side, it's seen this routine before.

I run my hands down my neck, eyes closed and lips parted.
I caress each nipple with my fingertips, our perverted dance has started.

With one hand upon my breast the other glides beneath
The pink lacey panties hugging my curves and delivers sweet relief.

I lean back against the wall spreading my legs apart
I circle my clit with my finger tip, a delicate, intimate art.

You're stroking your shaft, it's throbing now, your breaths come deep and fast.
Your heart picks up it's pounding rhythm, knowing you're about to blast.

I'm panting now, and moaning too, muscles tighten to the call.
I struggle and arch to get my grip and keep from sliding down the wall.

Steadily the circles deepen, I'm slipping in my slit.
My fingers massage from the inside out, my blood is pounding in my clit.

Suddenly my face contracts, my mouth is open wide.
I throw my head back as I convulse with the tremors I let loose inside.

You hear my moans through the walls that keep our actions apart.
You double over on yourself, furiously stroking as your ending starts.

You watch me pant in my reverie, my own orgasm done,
As out from your shaft, down your fingers, drips warm and sticky cum.

I pull myself up off the floor, turn on the shower to my right.
I smile and nod, and think to myself "See you again tomorrow night."




Weird idea, I know. But it just came to me so I ran with it.



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User Reviews


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-15 18:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-27 21:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you keep doing that you\'ll go blind.
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pfsssh thats b.s. Now if you excuse me, I have to go and shave the hair on my hand again
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nominee for best reply ever. (well...nominee in my head anyway)

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-27 21:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you keep doing that you'll go blind.
======


pfsssh thats b.s. Now if you excuse me, I have to go and shave the hair on my hand again

Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses
casual sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

The quotes know, I swear.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

camwhores are easy. submit>attachments(optional)>browse>find the picture file on your computer and press submit.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ticklish - don't go anywhere near Susie Derkins.

Do not, under any circumstances, click this link - http://www.ubersite.com/m/109687


Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck! Bob, you're right. God dammit, I hate when I don't catch that shit. Then it's like a retard is telling a sexy story...





EmissionImpossible - I... I... DON'T KNOW HOW! Or else I would've already had a camwhore up. This is also my work laptop. Maybe someday when I actually get hooked up at home I can post one, that is if you would instruct me...

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it, you need to proof read though. Like I am one to talk but...

"you hard on won't go away"

Detracted from the post right at the beginning.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-27 19:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-27 18:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION THAT COULD LEVEL A CITY BLOCK

----

*sniggers*

doubt it.
--------
HEY!

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Poetry (ghey) -2
Sex +1
Voyeurism +1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 05:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Squirrel, where is your camwhore, it is compulsary , otherwise Shlongy is allowed to touch you....in your hole.

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-28 04:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wondered what that rustling noise was

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 03:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-28 01:11:53 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

SHOW ME YOUR HOLE!

---------------

I would love to watch a film review programme with Shlongy as an interviewer, it would be great...

INTRO * Tonight on film review, we have Kirsten Dunst, star of all the Spiderman movies*






















*SHOW ME YOUR HOLE!!*

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-06-28 03:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

...im watching you
...im touching me.



Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 01:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-27 23:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Peeping Tom is a good porn site to boot.

Submitted by The_Thinker (user info) at 2007-06-27 23:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

...what.....the fuck.....

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-06-27 22:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sitting on a Park Bench....

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-27 21:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you keep doing that you'll go blind.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-06-27 21:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, fuck you.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-06-27 20:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad, but no rhythm.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 20:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

SHOW ME YOUR HOLE!

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-06-27 19:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-27 19:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-27 18:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION THAT COULD LEVEL A CITY BLOCK

----

*sniggers*

doubt it.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-27 18:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Selma: It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.

Homer: Take it to the hoop, Selma!

-- Homer Simpson
Principal Charming

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-27 18:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION THAT COULD LEVEL A CITY BLOCK.

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-27 18:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Also, need more pictures.

Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-27 18:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I got wood.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-27 17:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-27 17:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

let me be the first to say...

"whats your number??"

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-27 17:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, and...

********

Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-06-27 14:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Scourge...

If you make this for me, and give me enough of them, I'll let you take advantage of me.

********


Send audition photos and resume, please.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-27 17:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

do you only write about fucking and orgasms?

not that that would be a bd thing...


Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I
mean, isn't God everywhere?

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Heretic