Perfec.t (nsfw text if you're a virgin or angry at the world) (1356 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.26 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ih8u2man (View user info) at 2007-06-27 19:31:02 EDT
I want to fuck you.
I don't want to make love to you anymore.
I want to fuck you tonight.
I want you to close your lips and not say a word.
Until I drive my cock between your legs.
Are you wet?
I want you to be.
I want you to whine.
I come to you.
I hold your shoulders against the wall.
I am powerful.
You are mine.
I thought about this all day.
And I want to fuck you.
I don't want to make love to you anymore.
I want to fuck you tonight.
I want to put you down on the ground.
Stick a pillow under your hips and lick your back.
I want to slap your ass.
It's tight, and the skin gleams.
It's perfec.t
I want to slide my cock between your thighs and hold your hair in my hands.
I whisper into your ear.
"You're perfec.t"
I want to feel you twitch.
I want to feel your warm, wet pussy devour my cock.
I want to fuck you.
I don't want to make love to you anymore.
I want to fuck you tonight.
I want you to want it.
I want you to beg for it.
I want you to scream my fucking name and plead for it.
I want to make you cum.
Taste you.
Enjoy every drop of your sex.
Every ounce of your sweat, with mine.
I want to fuck you.
I don't want to make love to you anymore.
I want to fuck you tonight.
I want to hold you down as you shake.
I want to whisper in your ear one more time...
You're perfec.t
And I want to fuck you tonight.
User Reviews
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-06-30 04:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quite like it actually.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-06-30 03:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
and then i touch myself
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rough crowd today
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 08:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well hello little Monster!!!!!
RELIEF IS HERE!!
_____
Thank you, that's so awfully kind of you.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont get "perfec.t"
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 08:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well hello little Monster!!!!!
RELIEF IS HERE!!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm trying to write a comment that discribes exactly how I felt after reading this. I simply can not.
*walks off to go take a long cold shower*
*stumbles back to read it again to be sure*
Just.......wow
*returns to search for relief*
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"I don't want to make love to you..
..I want to rape you tonght"
And I fucking well will! - so watch your fucking ass!
Poetry (ghey) -2
Plenty of graphic sexual refferences +1
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-28 04:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You missed a line,
Right at the end you should have put...
In the face area.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 03:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blimey, I wonder whats been on your mind recently.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-28 01:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more rape.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 01:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
perfec.t
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-27 21:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The best thing about posts like this is the reviews they inspire.
I'm still not going to give it a positive rating though, even though the reviews made me laugh, because pooetry is by definition pretentious and lame. And this pooem in particular was a steaming pile.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-27 20:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
Homer: You said it, you weirdo.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2007-06-27 20:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you need to jerk off more.
or less....maybe that's the problem.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 20:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus...take a chill pill.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-27 20:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Odd. I said the exact same thing, word for word, to my cat the other night.
Fucker just looked at me and mewed for some more "Whiskas."
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-27 19:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
reminds me of that tenacious D song.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-06-27 19:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to fuck you for writing this
I don't want to make love to you anymore
Just anally rape you
That would be perfec.t
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-27 19:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamn, it feels like I need a shower
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2007-06-27 19:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I despise the use of sex as a noun, even if webster says it's ok, I fucking hate it.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 19:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-27 19:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
More on fucking from me....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99747