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Lyric Contest: Born Slippy (1016 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 1 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by A Little More Time (View user info) at 2007-06-27 22:09:30 EDT


Artist: Underworld
Song: Born Slippy

Drive boy dog boy dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy she was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy and tears boy
And all in your innerspace boy you had
Hands girl boy and steel boy you had
Chemicals boy Ive grown so close to you
Boy and you just groan boy she said
Comeover comeover she smiled at you boy.

Let your feelings slip boy but never your mask boy
Random blonde bio high density rhythm blonde boy
Blonde country blonde high density
You are my drug boy youre real boy speak to me
And boy dog dirty numb cracking boy
You get wet boy big big time boy
Acid bear boy babes and babes and babes and
Babes and babes and remembering nothing boy.
You like my tin horn boy and get wet like an angel.
Derail.

You got a velvet mouth youre so succulent and beautiful
Shimmering and dirty wonderful and hot times
On your telephone line and God and everything
On your telephone and in walk an angel.
And look at me your mom squatting pissed in
A tube hole at tottenham court
Road I just come out of the ship
Talking to the most blonde I ever met.
Shouting
Lager lager lager lager shouting
Lager lager lager lager shouting
Lager lager lager shouting
Mega mega white thing mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing mega mega shouting
Lager lager lager lager mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
So many things to see and do in the tube hole
True blonde going back to romford
Mega mega mega going back to romford
Hi mom are you having fun and now are you on
Your way to a new tension headache

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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-29 23:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/100544

:)

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-06-29 03:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I gotta be honest. Those are some shitass lyrics.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:34:02 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1


I dunno... sometimes their songs just drag on for too long.


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that was always the perfect reason to play them at the pub. you didn't have to suffer through someone else's shit for like, ten mins. get your money's worth

:)

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


I dunno... sometimes their songs just drag on for too long.



Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

there are roughly 3 other no comments on this post.

i'd like some oven baked toast right now.
there's your comment.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nah, just figured 'cuz you didn't comment.

Everyone else has, is all.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

cause i +1'd it?

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Never heard of Underworld below.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-06-28 05:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ridiculously good tune, although I had no idea what half the lyrics were. Thanks for enlightening me.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-28 04:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-28 04:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just....Yes

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-28 04:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:07:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

i remember playing this down the pub in dartford the year it came out, over and over, clutching cans of fucking stella and we'd all be yelling this bit over and over

Shouting
Lager lager lager lager shouting
Lager lager lager lager shouting
Lager lager lager shouting


but we thought the next lines were "nigger nigger white thing."

that's dartford for ya

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I thought exactly the same.

Still do.

Nigger, nigger, white thing....

Gonna have that in my head all day now.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 03:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-28 03:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

plus 2 because this post made me dig through cd binders until i saw the happy purplish disc, then drive around for an hour listening to it.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-28 02:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-28 02:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wait i thought this was over, am I in a time warp?
-------------------------------------------------
Maybe it is, I dunno. I live my life in a haze.

Either way, people get exposed to one of the greatest songs ever produced. Win-win. Sico said no-one can win anyway, so why not take a crack?

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-28 02:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Trainspotting +2


Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-28 02:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wait i thought this was over, am I in a time warp?

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-28 02:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 01:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yeah, or even worse, "nigger nigger white fiend."

we had no clue
-----------------------------------------
Confused non-racist Limey above. God love her.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 01:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yeah, or even worse, "nigger nigger white fiend."

we had no clue

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 01:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha wtf indeed!

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-28 01:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 01:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i remember playing this down the pub in dartford the year it came out, over and over, clutching cans of fucking stella and we'd all be yelling this bit over and over

Shouting
Lager lager lager lager shouting
Lager lager lager lager shouting
Lager lager lager shouting


but we thought the next lines were "nigger nigger white thing."

that's dartford for ya
----------------------------------------------------------
None of Underworld's lyrics make sense. Sit down and listen to "King of Snake" when you get a chance.

"SNAKE FIGHTING ITS VERY SCARY FIGHTING SNAKE"

WTF?

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 01:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i remember playing this down the pub in dartford the year it came out, over and over, clutching cans of fucking stella and we'd all be yelling this bit over and over

Shouting
Lager lager lager lager shouting
Lager lager lager lager shouting
Lager lager lager shouting


but we thought the next lines were "nigger nigger white thing."

that's dartford for ya



Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-28 00:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/gc/starfoxadv/slippy.jpg

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-27 23:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 23:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment
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First Brit to review this. She knows what I'm talking about.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 23:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-27 22:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahaha
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Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-27 22:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-27 22:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<wry comment relating your user name to the lateness of this contribution to the bandwagon>
=================================================
<acknowledgement accompanied with sexual derision>

<bitchy comment about chosen song's relevance>

<questioning of the quality of Uber since the "old days" (whatever those are)>

<denouement>

<acceptance>




























<dick joke>

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-27 22:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've never said this before:

Too many boys.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-27 22:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<wry comment relating your user name to the lateness of this contribution to the bandwagon>


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