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Submitted by Foorploof (View user info) at 2007-06-28 05:52:11 EDT




shhh, did you hear that.JPG (309 kB)

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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-06-29 02:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAH nice! My attempt failed, yours was a complete success

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-06-29 01:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This article was up in one of my browser tabs and I wasn't sure why: http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070623/tc_afp/usfranceittechnology

Anyone who doesn't think that Big Brother is watching, listening, or smelling what you're doing, or doesn't at least have the perfect capability and disregard for your constitutional rights to do it, you simply ain't paying much attention to the world around you. They've been doing it for decades. And they've been stacking the deck with sympathetic federal judges who will dismiss civil liberties claims in the "interest of national security".

Just thought you should know.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-06-29 01:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I wouldn't talk to a cactus.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny in bits.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:08:55 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just goes to show that you post so much, you run out of your own ideas and have to steal others'.

That being said, it wasn't BAD, just not as good or original as FTW's.

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FTW's wasn't original either. The daddy of ETS posts is still Jack McCallum. His is funnier and more accurate (like word for word "oh my god, it's like he followed us round a store" accurate) than both this one and FTWs.

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I forgot about that one. That was good.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-28 22:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome. I want to be ridiculed!

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-28 22:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DO ME NEXT DO ME *jumps up and down*

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-06-28 21:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck u and yer electrons

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-28 19:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-28 05:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ftw's version was far superior to this.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-28 19:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just goes to show that you post so much, you run out of your own ideas and have to steal others'.

That being said, it wasn't BAD, just not as good or original as FTW's.

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FTW's wasn't original either. The daddy of ETS posts is still Jack McCallum. His is funnier and more accurate (like word for word "oh my god, it's like he followed us round a store" accurate) than both this one and FTWs.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-28 18:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just goes to show that you post so much, you run out of your own ideas and have to steal others'.

That being said, it wasn't BAD, just not as good or original as FTW's.
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A: I had never seen forthewin's. I would certainly never steal his ideas. He's outta my league, and I apologize to him if he takes offense.

B: Who the fuck are you? Shlongy is the one who started the "You post too much with me". Stop trying to ride his dick.

Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-06-28 17:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just goes to show that you post so much, you run out of your own ideas and have to steal others'.

That being said, it wasn't BAD, just not as good or original as FTW's.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked, "and don't think you're fooling me 'guitar.'"

AHAHAHAHA!


here's a link to ftw's for those who've not seen that one.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/91913

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1




Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I chuckled all the way through and then pissed myself at the penultimate one.

"You have the chance to silence me in my sleep"

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy christ that is so far beyond funny that "funny" doesnt do it justice

awesome, this made my day

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"small governmAHHHHH!!!"
yep, that did it for me too. :)

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's just great

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Shut up Carl"

Fucking hilarious.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the turtle made the whole thing worth it

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was good.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm so glad he put the knife down to have a wank, i would hate to think that he had an accident and wouldn't be able to breed.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-28 10:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, I only the read the first panel and I had to immediately give you a +2. I am now going to clean the coffee off of my computer screen, read the rest of it and come back and give you ANOTHER +2.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This had SO much potential.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I get nothing for the knife or the ron Paul masturbation?

My talent is lost on you neanderthals.
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overshadowed by turtle cuteness.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the turtle made me smile. why no mention of filthy assistant?

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I get nothing for the knife or the ron Paul masturbation?

My talent is lost on you neanderthals.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the turtle made the whole thing worth it

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-28 08:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You post too goddamn much.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-28 08:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"mumble...mumble...mumble..."

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-28 07:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"you want this or not? we go through this every week"

made me laugh

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-06-28 05:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like the turtle.

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You named the Turtle Carl!


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Do you post every day??

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-06-28 06:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i do apreciate the comic pannel style

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-06-28 05:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like the turtle.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-28 05:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ftw's version was far superior to this.


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