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Submitted by OathMeal, homies. (View user info) at 2007-06-28 08:34:31 EDT
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"Hey."
"Sup."
"So what are you doing about this alien invasion? Seems like every metropolis on earth is being overrun by death-dealing ET's."
"That so? Didn't check the telly this morning. ET's, huh?"
"Yea. And you know, it's not so much that their instantly emulsifying people on the spot, it's more that..."
"Hold on."
"What? Why, what are you doing?"
"Phone call...hello? Yeah, hey! Brad! Holy shit, man! How are you? Yea..."
"..."
"Tonight? I mean, sure. I ain't got shit goin' on. We can hang out, yea. Cool. Ok, talk to you later."
*click*
"You're making plans? Aliens will be killing you in a few hours and you're making plans with a friend?"
"Look man I don't know why this whole alien invasion thing has your panties in a wad. If there's still beer to be drunk tonight I'm going to drink it."
"Is that before or after your intestines are transformed into a fine, red mist of organic material, splattered across your sofa?"
"You're being way negative about all this, you know?"
"..."
"You should join us tonight. It'll be fun."
"Fuck you."
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-28 09:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great post dumbass
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-28 08:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're just setting yourself up, aren't you...?
Well, don't come cryin' when they knock you down.