SPT - Things that are pissing me off lately (938 hits)
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Submitted by SunnyG (View user info) at 2007-06-28 12:01:01 EDT
I love summer. I am enjoying my 4 months of freedom before I go back into the Engineering Lab and cry whilst in the fetal position. For my summer break, I was able to land an internship with an Engineering company, and as a result I am on Uber most of the time I am not working (i.e. 90% of the time).
Summertime also entails too much free time, and I have actually had a chance to explore things that don't involve textbooks and lab reports.
I thought I'd share with the good people on Uber the new things I have discovered, and why they piss me off:
1. Facebook - Don't deny it, if you're a University student you have one of these accounts. They should really rename this to 'Stalkerbook'. What the fuck is wrong with people? Why the hell would you go online and post all sorts of personal information, pictures, religious beliefs, political affiliations, friends, and...oh...never mind.
2. Cable TV - Being a broke ass student, I steal cable. But now, I am tempted to go back out to the cable box and put the fucking filter right back on. Why is it TV shows like Arrested Development are being pulled from the air, but America's Next Top Whore is still on? Is it just me or do half of these women look like coked-out cancer patients? Who really gives a fuck? And there's always that one gay guy on the panel who shouldn't be giving out fashion advice because it looks like a cross of Elton John and Prince.
3. Poets on Ubersite - Really, your poetry sucks. But of course there's a handful of morons who see the inner beauty of "Woe is me, the sun shines in my back alley of misery and discontent. The blue birds chirp nevermore". To quote Jacobim Mugatu, "I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!". Of course after this poem (I use the word poem loosely, because it's just a mash of arbitrary imagery that makes no sense but is interpreted as 'deep' and 'meaningful') there will be a crazy ass picture of space, the sun, a rainbow, a unicorn, or something else that is absolutely random and unrelated. Again, this picture at the end of the 'poem' makes no sense and is totally out of context, but it is seen as insightful.
4. Liquor Prices - I'm Canadian, and yeah, I know what you idiot Americans are going to say; "You exist only at the whim of the USA. You are not important to the world. Go back to your igloo". Well fuck you America, we'll welcome you with open arms when you dodge the draft and when your major cities get nuked into oblivion. I digress - liquor prices in Ontario are controlled by the government. I went to New York a couple weeks ago, and was disgusted at how much I was paying for liquor and beer. Guess how much a 6 pack of Bud is in Ontario? $12.35. Yes, you read that correctly. Guinness is a guilty pleasure that I indulge in, and it's $20.95 for 8 tallboy cans. Bloody rip-off.
I go to the states and I can pick up a 30 pack of shit beer for LESS THAN 10 BUCKS. It's the price we pay for free health care I suppose.
5. The continuation of classic series - Come on Hollywood...I loved the Rambo series, why the fuck do you have to make another one? I was watching the preview, and it looks like Stallone needs a walker and an IV tube to feed him his next meal. The man is old, he can't pass for Rambo anymore. And now they're continuing the Die Hard series. What's next? More Muthafuckin Snakes on More Muthafuckin Planes? I'd actually go see that, because Snakes on a Plane rocked my socks off. The movie had everything; sex scene, comedy, action, snakes with teeth (somehow), romance, drama, and a title that just makes the plot.
That's about it for now...I might have some real work to do. And for all the hate posts I'm about to get from Americans, well, blow me. Because I have dual citizenship, and I can play the double standard all I want. It's especially convenient during USA vs. Canada hockey games, I'm happy with the outcome no matter what (except if it's a tie, then I just have to make a quip about how it's 'gay' that nobody won).
User Reviews
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-06-29 11:53:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:34:11 EDT (#)
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YEAH, I'M A PUSSY, YOU GOT ME BABY!
I'M SUCH A PUSSY I THREATEN TO KILL MYSELF OVER INTERNET RATINGS AND REVIEWS. I BACKED OUT OF MY THREATS TO A 5' 0" 120 LB. MAN IN AN ATLANTA HOTEL ROOM I'M SUCH A HUGE PUSSY.
OH WAIT, THAT'S YOU!!
I guess I understand your pasting that review again, though: all you could do was hit, ctrl+c , ctrl+v because your fists were locked up in a crumpling rage. Am I right? I'm just glad you don't have a 7 year old son and a wife at home to kill...but I still hope the authorities find your lifeless corpse tied to a weight pulley. """
Bret would LOVE to be able to write reviews like that but he hasn't the wit.
He's probably getting flashbacks right now from when he was sodomised at military school.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-06-29 06:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this..
"Poets on Ubersite - Really, your poetry sucks. But of course there's a handful of morons who see the inner beauty of "Woe is me, the sun shines in my back alley of misery and discontent. The blue birds chirp nevermore". To quote Jacobim Mugatu, "I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!". Of course after this poem (I use the word poem loosely, because it's just a mash of arbitrary imagery that makes no sense but is interpreted as 'deep' and 'meaningful') there will be a crazy ass picture of space, the sun, a rainbow, a unicorn, or something else that is absolutely random and unrelated. Again, this picture at the end of the 'poem' makes no sense and is totally out of context, but it is seen as insightful."
But Canadania is ghey.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-06-29 05:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Uber poets piss me off too.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-29 04:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it just me or do half of these women look like coked-out cancer patients?
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Most of them ARE coked-out cancer patients.
re: Poets
There is a lot of shit, but there are a few good ones knocking about.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-28 23:17:08 EDT (#)
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ranttastic
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-06-28 22:27:08 EDT (#)
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+2 because I also have dual citizenship, which means at some point when and if I require a hospital stay, I'll be making a trip to Vancouver and mooching off your tax dollars.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-28 21:36:16 EDT (#)
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EGG-CHASER
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-28 21:11:28 EDT (#)
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they are also making another indiana jones.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:02:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:59:40 EDT (#)
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FUCKING HELL PEOPLE CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT HOW FANTASTIC I AM COMPARED TO THE OTHER RHYMERS AND CRUSHED VELVET SHIRT GHEYMEN IN THIS JOINT???
SHEESH
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Go make a post about it and I'll camp it for a while. With +2s even.
ps, I <3 U, OathMeal. In an , 'I'd assrape you' kind of way.
*smooches*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:59:40 EDT (#)
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FUCKING HELL PEOPLE CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT HOW FANTASTIC I AM COMPARED TO THE OTHER RHYMERS AND CRUSHED VELVET SHIRT GHEYMEN IN THIS JOINT???
SHEESH
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:55:09 EDT (#)
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all this talk of bannings.... What does one do to get banned from this site?
I mean i've been coming to this site for awhile and i still dont know what would be a "banworthy offense"
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:41:25 EDT (#)
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HA, SunnyD...something I have been called from kindergarten to grade 3.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:40:08 EDT (#)
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Sunny, I keep reading your name wanting to see 'SunnyD'.
You know, like the orange-flavored beverage?
But...it's sunnyg. And then I get sad.
:(
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:38:13 EDT (#)
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People people! Can't we all just get along?
Settle this the way we settle things in India: and no, I don't mean go on a hunger strike and get killed. I mean go find the healthiest snake you can, and the opposition finds the healthiest mongoose.
Put them in a cage match, bust out the liquor, and watch it go down.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:36:52 EDT (#)
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hehe this is fun
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:35:16 EDT (#)
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Good rant.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:34:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:27:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:20:14 EDT (#)
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Scourge, you're a pussy. It's that simple.
When things have changed in that regard, let me know. We might even get along then.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YEAH, I'M A PUSSY, YOU GOT ME BABY!
I'M SUCH A PUSSY I THREATEN TO KILL MYSELF OVER INTERNET RATINGS AND REVIEWS. I BACKED OUT OF MY THREATS TO A 5' 0" 120 LB. MAN IN AN ATLANTA HOTEL ROOM I'M SUCH A HUGE PUSSY.
OH WAIT, THAT'S YOU!!
I guess I understand your pasting that review again, though: all you could do was hit, ctrl+c , ctrl+v because your fists were locked up in a crumpling rage. Am I right? I'm just glad you don't have a 7 year old son and a wife at home to kill...but I still hope the authorities find your lifeless corpse tied to a weight pulley.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:27:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:20:14 EDT (#)
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Scourge, you're a pussy. It's that simple.
When things have changed in that regard, let me know. We might even get along then.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:25:07 EDT (#)
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i'm just rubbing my hands in anticipation.
i can feel another explosion coming.
are your knuckles getting white, oathy?
is that vein in your head throbbing from what apollo did to you, you humourless fuck?
did it sting at all when an entire community, basically centered around being cruel losers, decided that YOU are the biggest loser of all?
god, i simply cannot wait to see how you leave next.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:20:42 EDT (#)
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let's review:
1.) the GODLY scourge posts this review: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
2.) the AWESOME scourge mentions he needs a break and says how he thinks he'll take one here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95019#2202080
3.) the pathetic and excitable Oathy responds here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95019#2202085
4.) the flaming of the pathetic and easily excitable oathy's account by the FANTASTICALLY GOOD LOOKING AND WELL LIKED scourge begins
5.) immediately afterwards http://www.ubersite.com/u/underoathmeal freaks out and posts AN INCREDIBLE 13 crybaby 'roid rage posts in a row, ending with his favorite spank material and a perma-ban.
6.) we all said 'good riddance'...poor us. little did we know you are like herpes. (hint: that means we're seemingly stuck with you forever)
7.) this is still true: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:20:14 EDT (#)
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Scourge, you're a pussy. It's that simple.
When things have changed in that regard, let me know. We might even get along then.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:13:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:04:50 EDT (#)
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"robert,"
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DAMN YOU!
STOP USING MY NAME ON THIS...
um...
Oh, forget it.
(...and I know the story - I DO hang out here n' all.)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:11:25 EDT (#)
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I mean, seriously, raebuff/foster/gingerly/sweetkisses/hugafriend/cinderblock/webcorona/UnderOathMeal/etc. ad infinitum, I don't think there is a single user on this site who couldn't make you make a complete ass of yourself with virtually NO effort.
sicosemen even told me about the tantrum you had when my Georgia homies spammed you..."boo-hoo, they abused my account, I QUIT UBER(again)"
it must have been nice to have a shoulder to cry on. at least having a pal to tell it to saved us all the embarassment of seeing another goodbye post. the saddest part of it all is even the guy who stuck up for you around here couldn't handle your pathetic ass behaviour and had to go and snigger about you behind your back with others.
you poor, pathetic little man.
:(
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:09:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:04:50 EDT (#)
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robert, that review was when my brother using this account. i started using it again when my scourge account got banned.
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oathy, if you'll recall, i am the person who set off your first HUGE rampage here on ubersite.
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Taking credit for my hissy fits is poor form.
You're even lying, to boot. My animation posts' reviews are what angered me, and it had nothing to do with you.
Try harder.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:04:50 EDT (#)
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robert, that review was when my brother using this account. i started using it again when my scourge account got banned.
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oathy, if you'll recall, i am the person who set off your first HUGE rampage here on ubersite. you know? the one that got your actual Oathmeal account PERMANENTLY banned. i'd say that's getting under your skin, you ginger 'roid raging freak.
now toddle off into the distance, little lady, the grown ups are talking here.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:55:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:42:16 EDT (#)
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oh...you can turn around and laugh at yourself.
you aren't oathmeal version 666 after all.
i was looking for a retard to prod and apparently you no longer fit the bill.
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Scourge, seriously.
Of all the people who have taken shots at me you have got to be the worst at quality, quantity and just about any other measure of insult in existence.
Calling me a retard and acting like you're even proficient at casting aspersions my way is not only a falsity but it's embarassing to witness, coming from you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:51:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:46:23 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty much a n00b still...but I've been around enough to know it's mostly jokes.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:42:16 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86044#2137020
Seems you two 'mos met in a past life.
How sweet, the circle is complete.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:46:23 EDT (#)
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Nice to meet you too hombre.
I'm pretty much a n00b still...but I've been around enough to know it's mostly jokes.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:42:16 EDT (#)
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oh...you can turn around and laugh at yourself.
you aren't oathmeal version 666 after all.
i was looking for a retard to prod and apparently you no longer fit the bill.
:(
carry on, chap.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:37:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:32:30 EDT (#)
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hahahaha, we have a new oathmeal!
so, could you also CRUMPLE me, mr. varsity rugby player? i bet you could with one hand tied behind your back, right?
tell us next how you wrestle alliagators for fun, you fucking fatheaded piece of shit.
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Ha!
Yes, Hassan chop indeed. I was simply pointing out that I am not a fatass, which I may come across as since all I talk about is engineering, computers, and TV.
Alligators are no fun to wrassle with, I prefer polar bears in ice water with no clothes on after fighting Kimbo Slice.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:32:30 EDT (#)
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hahahaha, we have a new oathmeal!
so, could you also CRUMPLE me, mr. varsity rugby player? i bet you could with one hand tied behind your back, right?
tell us next how you wrestle alliagators for fun, you fucking fatheaded piece of shit.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:09:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. Who gives a fuck? You care enough about this to actually expend ANY effort? You = Loser.
2. Quit watching TV and get your fat ass outside.
3. Wrong.
4. Boo-hoo.
5. See items 1 - 4 above.
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My fat ass outside? I play varsity rugby and run 50m in 5.22 seconds and can probably bench press you and your family, shut the fuck up pussy.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. Who gives a fuck? You care enough about this to actually expend ANY effort? You = Loser.
2. Quit watching TV and get your fat ass outside.
3. Wrong.
4. Boo-hoo.
5. See items 1 - 4 above.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kill your TV - it was the best thing i ever did
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:33:28 EDT (#)
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Re: Poets
You must be talking about Paul Blakeford.
I believe the only "woe is me" poem I've ever written had to do with the death of Press Your Luck host Peter Tomarken. And my pictures, for the most part, have something to do with the content of the writing. If not then they certainly have something to do with Trapjaw, nipple milk, or sheep prolapse.
Wait. The sheep had nothing to do with the poem but the prolapse did.
Not that you're talking about me specifically. Just throwing in my two cents as the subject was raised.
Anyway, maybe you need to post less about Bond villains or translated rap lyrics and spend more time getting in touch with your feelings.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:18:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:38:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:21:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:06:54 EDT (#)
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Re: Poets. AHAHAHAHA!!!
Re: Beer Prices. WHAT THE FUCK??? Your healthcare system is falling all to shit, so where is the money going?
Re: Dual Citizenship. Hey, me too!
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I have no idea where this cash is going. Maybe to get Stephen Harper another Ivory back scratcher.
Nice to meet another Canuck-Yankee.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:20:13 EDT (#)
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Guiness from a can?
*shudder*
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:19:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:16:03 EDT (#)
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Meh, I have both a Facebook and a MySpace.
I use the MySpace to whore out the book. I got scammed into Facebook by friends. It's okay.
I've always kept a public persona on the internet, I have nothing to hide and NOBODY would want to steal my identity...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Re: Poets. AHAHAHAHA!!!
Re: Beer Prices. WHAT THE FUCK??? Your healthcare system is falling all to shit, so where is the money going?
Re: Dual Citizenship. Hey, me too!
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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