Careful how you tell your 13yr old to break up with her 24yr old boyfriend... (1017 hits)
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Submitted by Bob ,|,, °_° ,,|, Lobla (View user info) at 2007-06-28 12:14:06 EDT
This is some twisted shit, I blame TV...
Okay, here is a little background on the story, sometime last year there was an alert put out over the news throughout Canada looking for a missing 13yr old girl. Her family was found murdered and she was missing. The next day all the pictures and names were removed and it was said she was being sought for questioning.
What happened was the 13yr old girl was not happy that her parents would not let her date the 23yr old she was seeing... What bad parents you are thinking right? Now instead of throwing a fit or sneaking out at night to get penetrated by this pervert she told him that unless he helped her MURDER HER FAMILY she would break up with him.
Now, don't get me wrong, I like fresh young pussy as much as the next guy but it is a big fucking leap from sweet statutory to cold blooded fucking murder. This chick was fucking batshit insane man, she was laughing and cuddling with her boyfriend at a buddies house after stabbing her parents and little brother OVER 50 FUCKING TIMES.
I just look at this story and I wonder what could have been done differently. The parents were being very strict with her and making sure that she couldn't see this fucking pedo and I am sure that they didn't think she would fucking stab them to death. There must have been some warning signs that this chick was a fucking sociopath but how do you see that in you own child until there is a kitchen knife plunging into your chest.
If you want to read more on this I get my local news from Calgary.ctv.ca but if you google Medicine Hat murders I am sure you will come up with some more info.
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In other news, Germany is my new favourite country.
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/25/cruise.germany.reut/index.html
"Germany has barred the makers of a movie about a plot to kill Adolf Hitler from filming at German military sites because its star Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, the Defense Ministry said on Monday."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, FUCK YOU TOM CRUISE, FUCK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR CRAZY COUCH JUMPING ASS. Germany lists scientology as a cult and will not allow Tommyboy into part of their country to film his upcoming movie. LOVE IT.
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Here is another interesting tidbit, Fuck guard dogs, I am gonna protect my shit with 7 meter long man eating no nonsense CROCODILES BITHCES.
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/06/25/crocodile.protectors.reut/index.html
"Dozens of crocodiles bred in captivity in eastern India have been enlisted to protect their endangered counterparts in the wild and are being released in forests to scare away poachers, authorities said on Monday."
THAT would be a shitty fucking surprise, let me tell you. Just trying to make a living poaching and out of nowhere all of a sudden there is some big fucking reptiles to fuck up your day.
"Last year, a 7 meters (23 foot) estuarine crocodile in Bhitarkanika entered the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's largest."
I can feel myself about to shit my pants just thinking about a 7 meter croc. That is fucking HUGE. Steve would have wrasseled that for sure if he didn't get pwnt by a stingray.
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In other news, someone left some hazelnut syrup in the kitchen for everyone to use in their coffee and it is FUCKING TASTY.
That is all.
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-07-09 14:53:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-28 17:05:37 EDT (#)
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Jesus:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg
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She's pretty good looking for a young un. 13 you say?
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-07-09 14:51:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:56:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:55:45 EDT (#)
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i've never tried those syrups
i must do so
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I highly recommend it, especially if the coffee at your work tastes anything like ours. Kind of a cross between asshole and yeasty vag...
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That should be enough motivation to quit and get a better job....nothing worse than a yeasty vag...
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-29 04:22:40 EDT (#)
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Thats some fucked up shit.
Oh, and filename.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-28 20:43:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by we_die_young (user info) at 2007-06-28 18:59:50 EDT (#)
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She was actually 12.. and he was 23.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-28 18:16:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-28 17:05:37 EDT (#)
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Jesus:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Jasmine_Richardson.jpg
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-06-28 16:27:21 EDT (#)
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charming
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-28 15:05:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:35:16 EDT (#)
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haha filename +2
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I do what i can, Darko is my inspiration
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:49:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:22:03 EDT (#)
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WTF, pwnt and WTF and haha filename
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:35:59 EDT (#)
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damnit
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:35:37 EDT (#)
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but of course Im an asshole
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:35:16 EDT (#)
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haha filename +2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:18:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:56:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:55:45 EDT (#)
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i've never tried those syrups
i must do so
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I highly recommend it, especially if the coffee at your work tastes anything like ours. Kind of a cross between asshole and yeasty vag...
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You do realise that you shouldnt put it near your lips if its like that.
Dont be drinking the coffee either.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-28 13:07:38 EDT (#)
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Jesus. Some peopl're weird
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:59:40 EDT (#)
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you forgot to mention how homeboy thought he was a 300 year old werewolf.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:56:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:55:45 EDT (#)
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i've never tried those syrups
i must do so
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I highly recommend it, especially if the coffee at your work tastes anything like ours. Kind of a cross between asshole and yeasty vag...
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:55:45 EDT (#)
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i've never tried those syrups
i must do so
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:55:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:38:07 EDT (#)
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Whose alter is this again? I thought I had been gone long enough to avoid the random alter hate...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:49:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:27:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:18:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:15:53 EDT (#)
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Is it wrong that I'm turned on by the 13 year old? Anyone? Just me? Ok
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You mean like you want to fuck her while she is stabbing someone?
I though about it, might get a little messy...
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Blood makes for great lube.
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Sure period sex is new and exciting at first, but when that shit starts to dry up around your dick it just makes you wanna fake an orgasm so you can stop.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:48:09 EDT (#)
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I take it she had gone through puberty already?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:42:51 EDT (#)
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Jaysis...
13??? That's, eh... a lil' young methinks. Too young for Kaos.
Now the raging sociopath part: that's kinda hot.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:38:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:33:13 EDT (#)
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You report. We decide.
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:30:12 EDT (#)
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that was me that left the syrup in the kitchen
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:27:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:18:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:15:53 EDT (#)
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Is it wrong that I'm turned on by the 13 year old? Anyone? Just me? Ok
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You mean like you want to fuck her while she is stabbing someone?
I though about it, might get a little messy...
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Blood makes for great lube.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:20:13 EDT (#)
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this made me laugh AND gave me an erection.
~apollo
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:18:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:15:53 EDT (#)
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Is it wrong that I'm turned on by the 13 year old? Anyone? Just me? Ok
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You mean like you want to fuck her while she is stabbing someone?
I though about it, might get a little messy...
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:18:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:16:05 EDT (#)
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Kids these days...
PS. I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE HER HOLE.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-28 12:15:53 EDT (#)
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Is it wrong that I'm turned on by the 13 year old? Anyone? Just me? Ok