Brief thoughts on Chris Benoit (852 hits)
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Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-06-28 19:47:22 EDT
The Canadian Crippler, man. That's so fucked up. This is almost as sad as the day I watched 'Beyond the Mat' and found out my other wrestling idol, Jake the Snake, was a coked-out deadbeat dad.
I'm pretty sure he would've killed his kid if she weren't too fat to strangle.
The worst tragedy of all is that the police said there was no forensic evidence of the Rolling German Suplexes, the Flying Headbutt OR the Crippler Crossface.
But I suppose that's sort of like asking Skynyrd to do Freebird all the time.
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2007-07-17 13:58:32 EDT (#)
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Wrestling is for fagg0rz. -2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-03 19:51:07 EDT (#)
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I heard that yesterday
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-07-03 19:30:32 EDT (#)
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Awwwwwwwww =(
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=5273565&blogID=283582871
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-30 02:04:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-06-29 18:26:48 EDT (#)
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I actually left this as a comment on a friend's blog the other day. He wrote about how he went out and bought a Chris Benoit action figure the day it happened.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:53:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:02:56 EDT (#)
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"The worst tragedy of all is that the police said there was no forensic evidence of the Rolling German Suplexes, the Flying Headbutt OR the Crippler Crossface."
THAT... is funny.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:33:16 EDT (#)
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when's Oathmeals' turn?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-29 13:30:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-29 01:12:11 EDT (#)
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P.S. I find the animosity towards elite athletes from out-of-shape shitbags laughable and predictable. I bet there are some flabby computer programmers who've toted guns before, too. Cowards come in all shapes and sizes, and I guarantee you wouldn't say something like that to a pro athlete's face.
PPS I dont give a shit about Chris Benoit. I do find it amusing, though, that he shot his mentally retarded kid up with roids. (<--This is what I've heard, I have not verified it, and if it's untrue don't tell me because I'm happier this way)
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roflol
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-06-29 12:55:30 EDT (#)
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god you're gay
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-06-29 12:28:33 EDT (#)
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I forgot to mention the sharpshooter.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-29 12:22:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:46:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-05-24 17:24:10 EDT (#)
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Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full. ( X's 6)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:29:49 EDT (#)
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Negative ghost rider, the pattern is full ( X's 4)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-08-02 23:59:15 EDT (#)
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Negative, ghost rider. The pattern is full.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-28 19:55:22 EDT (#)
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negative ghost rider. pattern is full.
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Yawn
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Seriously?
You saunter around here all 'oh look at me I'm so tough' - then you compile that list of absolute gayness?
oooooh so wild!
nerd.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-29 11:23:44 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He has angles in a figure4 leg lock right now for sure
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-29 09:06:41 EDT (#)
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I find it kind of interesting that someone updated his Wikipedia profile with all the murder/suicide stuff.
...before police even found his dead wife.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-29 02:56:11 EDT (#)
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Fuck all this Benoit shit. Somebody do a RIP Rod Beck post.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-29 01:12:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-06-28 21:40:57 EDT (#)
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A pro wrestler being a violent dipshit is about as suprising as a pro football player shooting someone outside a strip club.
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You mean to say football players whose names arent Pacman or Tank, right? Possibly Ray Lewis as well. Rae Carruth got somebody else to do it for him. He was a thinking man.
P.S. I find the animosity towards elite athletes from out-of-shape shitbags laughable and predictable. I bet there are some flabby computer programmers who've toted guns before, too. Cowards come in all shapes and sizes, and I guarantee you wouldn't say something like that to a pro athlete's face.
PPS I dont give a shit about Chris Benoit. I do find it amusing, though, that he shot his mentally retarded kid up with roids. (<--This is what I've heard, I have not verified it, and if it's untrue don't tell me because I'm happier this way)
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:46:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-05-24 17:24:10 EDT (#)
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Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full. ( X's 6)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:29:49 EDT (#)
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Negative ghost rider, the pattern is full ( X's 4)
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-08-02 23:59:15 EDT (#)
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Negative, ghost rider. The pattern is full.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-28 19:55:22 EDT (#)
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negative ghost rider. pattern is full.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yawn
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-06-28 21:40:57 EDT (#)
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A pro wrestler being a violent dipshit is about as suprising as a pro football player shooting someone outside a strip club.
You can give the white trash dimwit a lot of cash and put him on TV, but he's still gonna be a white trash dimwit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-28 20:17:35 EDT (#)
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Brief thoughts on this post>
It sucked.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-28 20:16:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-06-28 20:07:17 EDT (#)
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I was trying to find a picture of when he'd drag his hitched thumb across his throat and emphatically throw his arm out to the side. No dice.
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OK, see now that?
Game on.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-06-28 20:12:33 EDT (#)
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You can really be a first-class cunt sometimes.
I approve.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-06-28 20:07:17 EDT (#)
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I was trying to find a picture of when he'd drag his hitched thumb across his throat and emphatically throw his arm out to the side. No dice.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-28 19:55:22 EDT (#)
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negative ghost rider. pattern is full.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-06-28 19:47:54 EDT (#)
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I'm amused.