Hey I Need To Delete A Post (713 hits)
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Submitted by chipolatte (View user info) at 2007-06-28 21:57:50 EDT
Hey, I need to delete a post but I don't know how. I think I remember someone mentioning that it's possible w/o Bart or anybody but I forgot who...If someone could help me out I would really appreciate it.
Before the first idiot says it
"You need to delete THIS post, fucktard! lolololhahahaha"
Okay, now that that's out of our system, can someone please help me out?
thanks
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-30 17:33:04 EDT (#)
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You should be honored to have gotten the comments you did on this post. It's a terrific anthropological experiment.
The way in which people on Ubersite will gang up and attempt to patronize in an orgy of half-assed mockery against anyone who shows a lack of knowledge of the way this site and its customs work is an interesting instance of the mob mentality at work.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-30 02:03:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:11:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:27:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:07:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:32:13 (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:59:01 (#)
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You know you can delete your old posts that you don't want anymore right? That way you don't have to post several times to get rid of posts that suck.
Just go to the My Uber tab. Then click the RSS button. Copy everything off of that page. Paste it inot a text editory. Then delete what you don't want. Then post the new edited list on your next post. Hit Hook Me Up (aka submit) and everything will be updated in your profile. This saves you from making stupid posts. That's what that button is for if you didn't already know.
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The title has to include: Post History Change For User:________ (insert username here)
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Not quite. You can't just delete stuff like that. You have to type in: [del] just before the post you want gone, and [/del] after.
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I had to do it in HTML for mine to work. Course this was a couple years ago and the formatting might have changed since then.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-29 11:26:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:07:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:32:13 (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:59:01 (#)
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You know you can delete your old posts that you don't want anymore right? That way you don't have to post several times to get rid of posts that suck.
Just go to the My Uber tab. Then click the RSS button. Copy everything off of that page. Paste it inot a text editory. Then delete what you don't want. Then post the new edited list on your next post. Hit Hook Me Up (aka submit) and everything will be updated in your profile. This saves you from making stupid posts. That's what that button is for if you didn't already know.
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The title has to include: Post History Change For User:________ (insert username here)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
WEWT, that was me, i remember that...
Fun to whip it out once a year and see who does it.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-06-29 10:33:20 EDT (#)
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You said you'd like to see me try,
Climbing...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-29 09:29:39 EDT (#)
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awww did the school library find out that you're a worthless piece of shit with a jew-fro?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-29 08:53:50 EDT (#)
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"You need to delete THIS post, fucktard! lolololhahahaha"
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-29 08:32:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-06-29 04:07:38 EDT (#)
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You need to delete THIS post, fucktard! lolololhahahaha
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-06-29 04:07:38 EDT (#)
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You need to delete THIS post, fucktard! lolololhahahaha
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-29 03:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok,
You have to submit anpother message title 'ATTN: Bart'
Then fill the body of the message saying 'Please delete message'
And the reason why.
That is all.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-06-29 02:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this true?!
I thought the only way to get rid of a post was at barts disscretion.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-29 01:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Delete your account.
damn, you should get some gauze, that's a second-degree burn. stay out of the sun or it will get worse.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Delete your face.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:07:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:32:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:59:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know you can delete your old posts that you don't want anymore right? That way you don't have to post several times to get rid of posts that suck.
Just go to the My Uber tab. Then click the RSS button. Copy everything off of that page. Paste it inot a text editory. Then delete what you don't want. Then post the new edited list on your next post. Hit Hook Me Up (aka submit) and everything will be updated in your profile. This saves you from making stupid posts. That's what that button is for if you didn't already know.
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The title has to include: Post History Change For User:________ (insert username here)
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Not quite. You can't just delete stuff like that. You have to type in: [del] just before the post you want gone, and [/del] after.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:32:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:59:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know you can delete your old posts that you don't want anymore right? That way you don't have to post several times to get rid of posts that suck.
Just go to the My Uber tab. Then click the RSS button. Copy everything off of that page. Paste it inot a text editory. Then delete what you don't want. Then post the new edited list on your next post. Hit Hook Me Up (aka submit) and everything will be updated in your profile. This saves you from making stupid posts. That's what that button is for if you didn't already know.
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The title has to include: Post History Change For User:________ (insert username here)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-29 00:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There is a way, it's to do with the RSS feed. Can't remember how exactly.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-06-28 23:56:31 EDT (#)
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yah thers a fuckin way to delete a pots hahahahahaahaha oh damnh
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-28 22:07:57 EDT (#)
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Whatever posts you want to delete, they can not be worse than the posts I started with. Count your blessings.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-28 22:06:26 EDT (#)
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You just post a new post with the same title and the address of the original one in the body. To erase this post for example you'd post:
Title: Hey I Need To Delete A Post
Body: http://www.ubersite.com/m/109700
Simple as that. Ignore the asses that try to tell you otherwise.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-28 22:05:02 EDT (#)
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The only way a post can be deleted is if it's something really bad, like criminal bad, like Bart-could-get-sued-over-it bad. Otherwise you're stuck with it until the end of time.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-28 22:04:39 EDT (#)
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You can't.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-28 22:01:07 EDT (#)
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Come on, man.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-28 21:59:12 EDT (#)
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Much as I'd like to make fun of you, I've decided to go the less-travelled, yet more soul-crushing route. You can't delete posts. You're stuck with whatever piece-of-shit embarrassing filth is stuck to your account. Enjoy.