Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (988 hits)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2007-06-29 14:36:47 EDT
Ron Weasley dies.
My brother works for the publisher and got a copy.
I hope this ruins it for you all. Read something that doesn't suck.
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-23 23:45:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-07-23 23:19:31 EDT (#)
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Ryu. My post took all of 15 seconds from concept to hitting "Post"
How long did your well thought out reply take?
Good luck with those time management classes...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:39:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:34:19 EDT (#)
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this post was fantastic, I can;t believe that I live in a place where Harry Potter (5th grade reading level) is the most popular book. Fuck right off Harry, you little homo.
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I never have to think of a response when you have already to replied to the post. Quoted for truth.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:34:19 EDT (#)
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this post was fantastic, I can;t believe that I live in a place where Harry Potter (5th grade reading level) is the most popular book. Fuck right off Harry, you little homo.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:21:41 EDT (#)
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I just looked at my most recent reviews and, yes--the last post I reviewed is "Which Harry Potter Girl is the Hottest." They're almost 18.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-07-17 16:19:09 EDT (#)
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I didn't read the post because I'm looking forward to the 7th book and I remember you pulling the same thing 2 years ago. You might have even written the same thing about reading something that doesn't suck.
It's curious that you have such a vested interest in spoiling something like this. Granted, the marketing for the HP franchise is WAY over the top, but with this cash cow why wouldn't they hype it up. But still, your disdain for HP in my eyes is the same as an adult's love of these books in your eyes.
Maybe you should stop wasting time looking for leaked information and posting about it. By doing so you're kind of adding fuel to the Harry Potter Hype Machine. I happen to be at work so I'm technically getting paid for responding to your post (maybe you're at work too, in which case this point is moot), but there doesn't seem to be anything constructive that comes out of you actively seeking to destroy the anticipation for Book 7.
As far as reading something that doesn't suck...I mean, I might be going out on a limb here, but it is possible for someone that reads through Harry Potter to read other books in between installments. I can't say I've read Dostoevsky and Kerouac lately, but I haven't been doing coloring books either (believe it or not).
Everyone has their guilty pleasures, man. I don't know you, but I'd bet you have your own, too.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-02 08:57:56 EDT (#)
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About damned time. Stupid Irish mudblood.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-01 19:45:24 EDT (#)
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HEH
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-01 09:11:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-30 01:55:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-06-29 21:01:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-06-29 20:54:11 EDT (#)
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Apparently not.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-06-29 20:53:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-06-29 19:54:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:32:37 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is a hairy potter?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-29 19:24:34 EDT (#)
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Either you're an idiot, or you think everyone on here is an idiot, or both.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-29 19:05:26 EDT (#)
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i knwe this reminded me of something: http://www.ubersite.com/m/70532
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-29 19:04:18 EDT (#)
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he's a ginger...he deserves it
Submitted by kaioken (user info) at 2007-06-29 18:09:41 EDT (#)
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I almost got killed when I shouted this out in my office. Five people literally got out of their seats and started moving toward me before I sprinted out the door for the weekend. Best exit ever.
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:55:22 EDT (#)
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Too bad. Might not suck as much if it were.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:53:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2007-06-29 22:51:10 BST (#)
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OHHHH...I was hoping that Ron would discover that he was actually a ghost the whole time.
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Its not written by M Night Shyamalan you know
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:51:10 EDT (#)
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OHHHH...I was hoping that Ron would discover that he was actually a ghost the whole time.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:36:19 EDT (#)
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I am so happy that this is a joke.
I am going to go jump out of my window with my enchanted Nimbus 2000.
Suck my straw, bitchez.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-29 16:20:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-29 21:08:02 BST (#)
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Indeed, as I recall it was a young TTOM who once said...
"NUUUUURRR!!!"
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Nurrrrr indeed my friend, nurrrrr indeed
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-29 16:08:02 EDT (#)
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Indeed, as I recall it was a young TTOM who once said...
"NUUUUURRR!!!"
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:52:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:32:37 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is a hairy potter?
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:11:01 EDT (#)
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thanks for saving me $10
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:10:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:38:19 EDT (#)
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Not as funny as PFF or squattail posting a picture of that one page where that one dude gets killed by that other dude. I laughed at that.
...and I laughed at this.
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link?
also, good job
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:04:09 EDT (#)
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I have never read any of those books, nor will I.
This post sucked.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:04:02 EDT (#)
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Heh. You're crabby.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:04:01 EDT (#)
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brilliant
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:03:28 EDT (#)
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Dude... that shit is cold.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:00:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/70532
hahahaha
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:51:54 EDT (#)
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Lightning!Lightning!Lightning!
Magic Missile!
I said Magic Missile before you hit me with your battleaxe!!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:47:46 EDT (#)
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Snape kills Dumbledore.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:47:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:39:55 EDT (#)
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damn ginger anyway
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*cries*
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:46:16 EDT (#)
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So does mine. Yours is full of shit, Potter dies.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:39:55 EDT (#)
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damn ginger anyway
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:38:42 EDT (#)
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Fuck Ron Weasley
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:38:19 EDT (#)
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Not as funny as PFF or squattail posting a picture of that one page where that one dude gets killed by that other dude. I laughed at that.
...and I laughed at this.