I hate Ubersite (1181 hits)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (View user info) at 2007-06-29 14:47:25 EDT
I havent been here in a long time, and in all honesty--my life has been so much better for it.
You all suck at life.
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-02 17:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Us at Uber -you're on uber! you fucktarded weasel-dicked monkey-cock eatin, hide behind yer mamas' apron- bendover- for- yer- uncle -fuck in the arse! and you keep coming back!
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2007-07-02 16:07:31 EDT (#)
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I hate you and this site.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-01 19:43:37 EDT (#)
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I HATE CALENDARS
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-01 16:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I get the feeling you're the type of person who can't walk and chew gum at the same time.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-07-01 11:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmh.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-07-01 10:15:06 EDT (#)
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Update: The dog's gas is gone, but it took a monster shit in the neighbor's yard.
God I hate dog sitting.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-01 09:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-07-01 09:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't figure out if your life is "so much better" because you have ubersite, or if it's "so much better" since you haven't been here long.
You're not very clear about it.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-07-01 03:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If your life is 'so much better' for not having visited a WEBSITE, I have to wonder...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-30 23:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went through all the trouble of signing in just to rate this
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-06-30 14:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by General_Lee_Retarded (user info) at 2007-06-30 11:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd stick it in your arse. That is what you are worth.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-30 06:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, you are a real winner
Coming to a website you don't like to boast about a life you don't have.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-30 06:14:10 EDT (#)
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God...
Lungfish rules.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-30 05:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-30 03:46:30 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's just hurtful
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-30 02:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-06-30 02:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no really your right. i never get to retire to the nice place...
http://www.unclesgames.com/product_info.php?ref=3&products_id=596&affiliate_banner_id=1
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-06-30 02:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Original!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-30 01:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-30 00:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Barry Bonds
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-06-29 22:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's just hurtful.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-06-29 21:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
heartless scum
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-29 21:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Update: The fish are alive.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-29 21:16:24 EDT (#)
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My one-time tenant came by last night to watch the game (which sucked, by the way). He ended up getting drunk and passing out on the couch. This morning, the fucker took a shower and clogged up the drain. Again. I don\'t know how he does it.
Anyway...the wife being gone, I bought some industrial, vicious, virgin sulfuric acid and poured it down the drain. (The wife would have never let me do this.) The house smells like rotten eggs, now...bad. I have a headache, but all the animals are still alive (I have not checked on the fish, however), but they\'re acting weird...kinda high. It\'s 111 degrees here today, and I had to open the house up. I hate headaches, like everybody, but I love clear drains.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-29 21:04:53 EDT (#)
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I lied. I\'m already drunk.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-29 21:04:15 EDT (#)
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Oh. We ALL suck. Nevermind. True.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-29 21:02:46 EDT (#)
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You all suck at life.
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That might be true, depending on to whom it is directed. Otherwise, such a gross generality betrays you as simple, and not very reflective or (certainly!) not very discriminating. There are actually many interesting individuals who frequent this web site. And many are very talented, including a particularly (in my opinion) inoffensive object of your weakly presented derision.
I got a big raise today. And I am getting drunk.
Go D\'backs.
PS, I think my boss wants me. She\'s quite attractive.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-29 19:23:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JonnyX--yep! almost a year now.
I DO sort of miss this warpy, no frills, supposed writing site-gone awry. But then again, not so much.
I still hate you uberites. except you jonny... :)~
your existence is merely wasted oxygen in this atmosphere
oh and kaos--get a life, queer
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HAHAHA!!! Oh, I get many comments, many insults thrown my way here at lovey Uber...
... and "queer" is so rarely one of them. Even Caul and such don't bother with that one.
Now, you bleeding gash of reality, perhaps I can ram my cock into you repaetedly until the osmosis kicks in and you get a clue.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-06-29 18:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Get a life loserS, I'm never coming back here. EVAR!
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Love this post and this comment.
YOU'RE HERE NOW, BITCH...stop saying how you hate it and we're all losers and how you're never coming back. You came here just to tell us this? Do you think you are the Messiah or something?
THANK YOU FOR SAVING US!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-29 18:18:34 EDT (#)
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i miss these good old days: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91754
you know, back ewhen you were licking my balls. i guess my rejection of your homosexual advances caused this anger towards me, eh, oathy?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-29 18:01:04 EDT (#)
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For you, Scourge: http://www.ubersite.com/m/109728#2458042
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for you, oathy: http://www.ubersite.com/m/109728
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
An I hate Ubersite post on Ubersite, how clever.
What's next, walking though Harlem with a "Die Nigger" sign? John Maclean style? Fucking beat it.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shite
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:23:56 EDT (#)
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My roommate's dog has some really bad gas.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:20:03 EDT (#)
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Wow, Scourge.
You're so cool when you insult me. All your uber friends snicker in your support and herald you for being the best at potshots.
Go write about another dead bird.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Get a life loserS, I'm never coming back here. EVAR!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaos -
Anyone who can get 27 straight +2's on this site is deserving of at least some recognition.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86203
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pffft, i've had a dozen posts get to Best Ever with a solid +2 on well over 40 reviews. all it means is I hadn'y annoyed anyone yet that day.
oh yeah...i guess for you that part WOULD be hard.
and then I laughed later when apollo came and gave them a 1 or a 0.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:05:52 EDT (#)
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dprime--you're so cool, don't change a thing!
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:05:23 EDT (#)
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JonnyX--yep! almost a year now.
I DO sort of miss this warpy, no frills, supposed writing site-gone awry. But then again, not so much.
I still hate you uberites. except you jonny... :)~
your existence is merely wasted oxygen in this atmosphere
oh and kaos--get a life, queer
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So could you please tell me how I could improve my life? You seem to know so much on the subject.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-29 16:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome post!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-29 16:06:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaos -
Anyone who can get 27 straight +2's on this site is deserving of at least some recognition.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86203
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Some asshole just -2ed it out of spite :(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-29 16:06:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaos -
Anyone who can get 27 straight +2's on this site is deserving of at least some recognition.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86203
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Weird. I dunno, Oathy...
Ya know, Miss Berry and I were just talking about "Borderline Persoanlity Disorder."
I wonder if that applies in this case?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-29 16:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Haven't gotten laid in a while, huh pumpkin?
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaos -
Anyone who can get 27 straight +2's on this site is deserving of at least some recognition.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86203
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:46:07 EDT (#)
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Have any of you gone back and looked at this individual's post history?
Now, I'm usually pretty easy-going on this site, but... wow. Just wow.
Her last post was simply atrocious. Looked through a few others, as well.
Seriously, I don't think I've come across a more ignorant cunt on this site before (that wasn't an alter)
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are an ugly bitch
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
suck
it
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll try to contain my sadness caused by this statement long enough to not give a shit.
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Mission accomplished.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81314
Jeebus christ up on a bunch of sticks are you ugly. No wonder you're such a bitter bitch
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Soooo, did you finally con Jason into marrying you?
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:17:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:02:40 EDT (#)
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It hates you too.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny cuz it's true!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:02:40 EDT (#)
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It hates you too.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody really gives a shit.
*point* There's the door.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
we don't give a fuck what you hate, cockbreath.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:51:04 EDT (#)
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lol welcome back
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:49:38 EDT (#)
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and yet you came back
fucking masochist
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-29 14:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W