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Category: Politics

Rating: -1.5 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by someone who is laughing at you (View user info) at 2007-06-29 17:37:32 EDT


You are here because I am a mind reader.

Amazing isn't it?

I have predicted your next response to what I said to you back wherever we were talking.

The fact you are here means I am done with you and have moved on to something more fulfilling.

Like waxing my ass. Or stabbing myself in the eye with a grapefruit spoon. You have to really dig that fucker in there to get a satisfactory sized bite, you know? The motion is all in the wrist. It's like a jab then an upward twist followed by a sort of digging out motion.



Oh yeah, back to your response....

The mists of the unknown have revealed to me that this is what you'll say:

uber user response to criticism.wav (360 kB) [audio/wav]

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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-29 21:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-29 18:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

c'mon guys, it's just a reference post for me to use later

why so cruel to my poor old alter...

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

minus


two


die

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes... this makes me feel better... anyone who is critical of me is just a baby... just a whiny baby... I'm perfect... anyone who disagree is a whiny baby... I am beautiful... beautiful...

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-29 17:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That baby has the most irritating cry I've ever heard.


Marge: What if he's crazy?

Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots.

Burns Baby Burns