The Necklace... (for EmoJean) (844 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2007-06-30 06:18:58 EDT
yep.
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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-07-04 08:02:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-30 09:53:26 EDT (#)
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Can..can I try the necklace..?
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.....check, please?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-07-02 18:32:44 EDT (#)
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oh i know i am. i just didn't want to sound like one. i won't be the duck this day, sir
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-01 19:41:59 EDT (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/2gwxwo
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-01 19:24:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-01 00:33:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-06-30 16:30:09 EDT (#)
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'Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-30 12:40:51 EDT (#)
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if you wrapped that around your knuckles and punched someone'
i thought this too, but then i kept myself from saying it when i realized that this post was a joke and that saying the above would make me look like a retarded prick.
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...fair enough. This doesn't mean you're not a retarded prick too, though.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-30 17:36:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-30 17:20:20 EDT (#)
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i find a roll of quarters is a way better addition to a closed fist.
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Of this I have no doubt, Miss Katy.
Tell me... when your partner HAS that roll of quarters clenched in his hand, does it make the fisting even more glorious for you?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-30 17:21:56 EDT (#)
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I can't help but think this post needs some sort of joke involving a pearl necklace...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-30 17:20:20 EDT (#)
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i find a roll of quarters is a way better addition to a closed fist.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-06-30 17:17:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-30 17:07:17 EDT (#)
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I bought the wife a lovely opal (being her birth stone...whatever that means) bracelet last year. She never wore it. She hates jewelry. I knew that. I don\'t know why I bought it.
I bought my first wife a nice diamond engagement ring, and was still paying for it years after our divorce, so I didn\'t buy the new wife one. I did tell her, however, that I would buy her one after we were married for 10 years (being bitter, still, about the first experience). She doesn\'t care, which is one reason I love her. I\'m so romantic.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-30 16:51:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-06-30 16:30:09 EDT (#)
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'Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-30 12:40:51 EDT (#)
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if you wrapped that around your knuckles and punched someone'
i thought this too, but then i kept myself from saying it when i realized that this post was a joke and that saying the above would make me look like a retarded prick.
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**whistles and walks away**
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-06-30 16:30:09 EDT (#)
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'Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-30 12:40:51 EDT (#)
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if you wrapped that around your knuckles and punched someone'
i thought this too, but then i kept myself from saying it when i realized that this post was a joke and that saying the above would make me look like a retarded prick.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-30 16:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCZvYXwBlkk
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-30 12:40:51 EDT (#)
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if you wrapped that around your knuckles and punched someone you'd be hurting too.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-06-30 12:24:27 EDT (#)
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Do you choose not to finish your mustache?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-06-30 12:20:13 EDT (#)
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My best guy friend Willie has that same necklace, so +2 for that.
Also, you look almost exactly like a brunette version of my best (girl) friend's fiance. In fact, I bet you and he would be best friends in real life. He's a writer too; he used to post on Ubersite as drankallmywine.
PS - I can see the nicotine stain on your finger. You should cut back, those things are bad for your penis.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-30 11:15:35 EDT (#)
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Oh, and about your comment on my last post: *BLUSH*
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-06-30 11:05:39 EDT (#)
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The facial expressions were teh awesome.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-30 10:40:04 EDT (#)
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Thank ya, Davros!!!
(I think you're just icky, your mind going straight to teh anal beads)
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-06-30 10:36:57 EDT (#)
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Strangely, or maybe not so much, I knew that anal beads were gonna turn up here sooner or later.
Does that say something about you or me?
Oh yeah, and just as a BTW, your book has (finally) arrived on Amazon in the UK, direct.
http://tinyurl.com/ytadz3 (I promise that this is a genuine amozon link rather than something that is gonna make your eyes bleed).
-Dave
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-30 10:27:25 EDT (#)
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Yeah, um... but that's just because you and the boy are weird.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-30 10:24:42 EDT (#)
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Sometimes we dress up like vampires and watch tv.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-06-30 10:22:12 EDT (#)
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funny
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-30 10:18:45 EDT (#)
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You guys should totally choose a style that the other one is completely uncomfortable with and dress each other up for a single night. Go out and confuse the fuck outta your friends. For instance... make S_C a Goth kid. You go as a Sororitute. Oh, the laughing that could be had...
...mostly by me.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-30 10:11:17 EDT (#)
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i can't imagine him wearing that.
he had a hemp bracelet once, but now the cat plays with it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-30 10:09:48 EDT (#)
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Ghola... that's super hot.
Please don't destroy my fantasy moment and tell me S_C has it now...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-30 10:03:13 EDT (#)
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hahaha.
i used to have one of those necklaces.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-30 09:53:26 EDT (#)
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Can..can I try the necklace..?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-30 09:49:56 EDT (#)
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my gf has a g-string made out of a necklace...it's a nice accessory
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-06-30 09:32:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-30 07:14:19 EDT (#)
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I can't not +2 that much camwhorage in a post.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-06-30 06:59:30 EDT (#)
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its good to feel loved.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-30 06:31:36 EDT (#)
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Dear Nazi Christ, this coffee is truly essential at the moment.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-30 06:27:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-30 11:26:16 BST (#)
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But of course, TTOM...
*sigh*
It's a very good necklace exept at 6:26am EST when you're hungover.
Then? A very, very naughty necklace.
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Not enough lube hey?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-30 06:26:16 EDT (#)
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But of course, TTOM...
*sigh*
It's a very good necklace exept at 6:26am EST when you're hungover.
Then? A very, very naughty necklace.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-06-30 06:23:22 EDT (#)
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Somehow you look exactly how I thought you would.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-30 06:23:09 EDT (#)
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You realise this has made my job of creating a hat/necklace/leg post all the easier?