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Submitted by shoot_it (View user info) at 2007-06-30 18:48:18 EDT


Because I am bored.

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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-07-04 01:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ehh id say get a nose job lose 15 pounds keep the eyeliner i wana see it run all over the place when i spunk in your eye.... seriously even if you are gorgeous people are gonna rip you a new asshole when you post a pic here so if you know youre ugly why subject yourself to it?

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"shoot it" indeed.

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Anytime you see a girl take photos in strange positions, it's so they can hide features that they are ashamed of. Also I wouldn't be suprised if this was photochoped.

Learn to put on eye makeup.
Get a nose job.
Get a chin job.
Wash out the nose ring, there is dried up semen all over it.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-03 03:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88325


Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-07-03 03:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

^_-

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-03 03:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mandy Smoak! Ahahahaha

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-02 19:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

***PAGING MISS MANDI SMOAK, MISS MANDI SMOAK TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE PLEASE***

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-07-02 18:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

more like randumb



HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-02 18:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow. A nose ring.

Suddenly it feels like 1993...

Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-02 16:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The bewtiful peepol...the bewtiful peepol.. bah nuh!The bewtiful peepol...the bewtiful peepol.. bah nuh! Large surging spews of strategically launched gobs of pecker snot through the hoop in yer schnoz and landing on the tip of yer tongue!

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-07-02 14:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-07-01 23:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cute in a land o' the fairies sorta way
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heh

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-02 14:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yeah +2 for Clockwork Orange eye makeup.

Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-07-02 13:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm fairly well convinced at this point that you are an alter.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-02 12:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-07-02 11:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just my style, nice

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-07-02 09:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who ARE you?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-07-02 07:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pixie!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-02 03:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-02 01:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

either way I'd let her catch my load all over that fatty face lolz.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-02 01:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so if the camera adds ten pounds, that makes you, what, 370?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-02 00:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-01 14:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How long did it take you to find the right angle for a decent photo of your face? Hide the double chin, hide all the other shit and this is what you came up with? Also you have dead spiders on your eyelids.

_________________

Like you have any room to talk, princess?

Shut your cockholster, lunchbox.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-07-01 23:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cute in a land o' the fairies sorta way

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-01 22:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-07-01 20:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-01 13:14:20 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How long did it take you to find the right angle for a decent photo of your face? Hide the double chin, hide all the other shit and this is what you came up with? Also you have dead spiders on your eyelids.

--
We can't all ooze sex appeal like you do, Tony.

Cute pic.
--------------

Tony got Al CapOWN3D!

I'd hit it.

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-01 22:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not a bad looking face. Judging by the angle of the picture + lack of body, you're most likely fat or oddly proportioned. However to give credit where its due, you have a slightly pretty face.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-07-01 21:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fabulous highlights

Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2007-07-01 20:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

doable.

Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-07-01 20:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-01 13:14:20 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How long did it take you to find the right angle for a decent photo of your face? Hide the double chin, hide all the other shit and this is what you came up with? Also you have dead spiders on your eyelids.

--
We can't all ooze sex appeal like you do, Tony.

Cute pic.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-07-01 18:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cute.

Submitted by ass123 (user info) at 2007-07-01 17:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

looking at this post is like taking black spray paint to your third eye

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-01 17:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nice hair. it looks all clean and stuff.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-01 16:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Takes balls to post a picture here.

But you look like you actually *do* suck a lot of cock.

So have a 0.

Submitted by blonde (user info) at 2007-07-01 14:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-01 11:14:20 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How long did it take you to find the right angle for a decent photo of your face? Hide the double chin, hide all the other shit and this is what you came up with? Also you have dead spiders on your eyelids.

____________

It took about 2 and a half years. And thanks, I'm aware... too much eye makeup.

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-01 14:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-07-01 14:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How long did it take you to find the right angle for a decent photo of your face? Hide the double chin, hide all the other shit and this is what you came up with? Also you have dead spiders on your eyelids.

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-01 13:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've never felt so rejected in my entire life.

Submitted by blonde (user info) at 2007-07-01 12:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-30 21:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

19/m/canada

asl?

______________

Are you serious? asl? Good lord...

______________

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-01 01:31:28 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Message from Shlongy............


SHOW US YOUR HOLE.

______________

No.



Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-07-01 10:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HEY THE EYE LINER STORE CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR ENTIRE INVENTORY BACK!

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-01 09:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Arbitrary or no, here's a -2 for being indirectly responsible for the following comment.


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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-30 21:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

19/m/canada

asl?

_______



Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-01 09:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're cute. But people with big noses shouldn't have nose rings..


I (and also, maybe, Caul) am the resident big nose expert.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-01 08:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-01 13:27:53 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've fucked uglier, but that's cause I basically have no standards.
---
for Darko, if she can stand upright best two out of three, she's a classy bird

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-01 08:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've fucked uglier, but that's cause I basically have no standards.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-07-01 07:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like your hair a lot.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-07-01 07:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oooh pretty....

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-01 04:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Message from Shlongy............


SHOW US YOUR HOLE.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-07-01 04:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fascinating

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-01 04:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Shhh....I think you got away with it but shhh you have a lump of metal through your nose.........

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2007-07-01 03:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Because I think there are better ways that you could have relieved your boredom.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-07-01 03:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cute

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2007-07-01 02:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

C...........H................U.................B..................B.................Y

all the heavy ladies in the house say "HEEEEEY!"

You: "HEEEEEY!"



Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-07-01 02:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

even tho i hate nose rings and globs of eyeliner, you still look cute so yeah.

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-07-01 01:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

......no...... just......no....

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-01 00:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Stop blathering and show us your tits already.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-07-01 00:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ALTERIFIC!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-30 23:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i have no idea what you really look like since this is at such a high angle.

double chin much?

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-06-30 23:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd hit it.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-06-30 22:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You look like Ashlee Simpson... minus the cute and attractive.

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-30 22:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

kinda cute but that eye cake makeup is fucking nasty.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-30 21:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wanna fucking shoot_it alright, right up ur fuckin nose...

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-06-30 21:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

19/m/canada

asl?

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-30 20:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by DirtyHarry at 20:15:46 EDT
Submitted by GodChicken at 20:15:41 EDT
^^^^^^^
Liar

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-30 20:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

opps, sorry GC, not you

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-06-30 20:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fag below

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-30 20:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't come up with something mean enough to say so here's a zero and I'll beat Shlongy to the punch and ask for a blowjob.



Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-06-30 20:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LOOK! IT'S JAY LENO IN DRAG!!!

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-06-30 20:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

K-Mart jewelry counter exploded in your face?

Submitted by Tavo (user info) at 2007-06-30 19:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Kinda Cute

Submitted by blonde (user info) at 2007-06-30 19:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

California.

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-06-30 19:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so, where ya from?

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-30 19:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Jaysis, today IS really boring, innit???

I, of course, like the nose ring.



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-06-30 19:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-30 19:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

but you're cute and all

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-06-30 19:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

blackeyelineroverload

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-06-30 18:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nice eyes

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-30 18:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not a great idea.


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Mr. Peabody:
Correction, Homer, you're the second.

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