Number 4 (270 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.27 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by OathMeal, Z. Cavaricci Style (View user info) at 2007-07-02 08:34:27 EDT
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"Hey."
"'s happenin'."
"Chillin', man. You ready for the 4th?"
"I guess. We don't do anything for the 4th of July anymore, really. And it's going to be even harder to enjoy it with this Global Thermonuclear War about to annihilate half the earth."
"Yea, I saw that on tube this morning. Why the fuck do they have to go and start wars and shit right before I take my dog to the park to hit on chicks during our nations independence holiday? I mean, the irony!"
"Irony?"
"Yea, you see it, don't you?"
"No. I think you used the wrong word there. There's no irony in a war being waged on Independence Day."
"..."
"No, I meant like, with the dog and the park and the chicks and everything. You get it, right? It's iron...irony...ironic."
"Doncha think?"
"What?"
"Nevermind. Canadian reference. It's like RAYEAYNNNNN..."
"Fuck Canada. Where are they in all this, by the way?"
"I dunno. Making syrup, passing around little circles of rubber with sticks and shit. I hardly think they'll be of any real consequence in this intranational tiff."
"'Tiff' or not, I'm pissed. All I want is to grill up some fat ass brats and check out the backsides of this town's firmest talent. Such a tragedy, really - they'll all be at home sucking the cocks of their husbands hoping to bolster their familial ties so that if war does come to their doorstep they'll have at least that to cling to."
"Well you could always support the cause and go fight."
"HA! For WHAT! You think there are hot chicks and sizzling brats on a battlefield?"
"Hmm..."
"What? Do you?"
"Na, but you just gave me a really cool idea for a movie."
User Reviews
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-02 15:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's really sad when shit like this makes your OTHER posts look good.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-07-02 10:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
horrible
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-02 10:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-07-02 09:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright dooode?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-02 09:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-02 09:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol, ghola and apollo - my two favoritest champions of pretention and idiocy.
You two should start a club. You could go door-to-door selling tickets to your idiotathon where idiots are paid to make idiotic comments about each other.
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2007-07-02 09:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Just caught the alanis reference. still remarkably meh.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-02 09:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The ending totally saved this.
The opening was too dry.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-02 08:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-07-02 08:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ah, another week of a-feuding
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2007-07-02 08:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are fail.