I'm Back, Bitches!! (884 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.33 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by WiKi <wikilikewhoa.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-07-02 19:39:24 EDT
yeah, so I never went anywhere --
I just wanted to show everyone a picture of my new boyfriend, Ralph.
by the way.. I'm bored and this post blows.
I missed all you alls!! (no, that's not how I talk. i recently heard it on some show/movie/song/elevator radio)
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-07-05 12:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The name Ralph makes me think of someone puking.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-04 11:35:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2007-07-03 20:22:38 EDT (#)
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???
I don't understand why you posted this
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-03 14:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This post certainly didn't contribute anything towards positive change on ubersite, did it?
Welcome back.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-03 14:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where does Ralph shop at? I need the address.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-03 14:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where is the customary 'cute girl with glasses' that we know and love??
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Waste of everything.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that QueenAshlee?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:17:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-03 08:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HI
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-07-03 03:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-07-03 02:33:18 EDT (#)
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That picture's about three years old.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-02 23:32:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:50:05 EST (#)
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touche
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Not really
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-07-02 21:54:18 EDT (#)
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I just wanted to say that I'm glad Weasley died in Harry Potter. I mean, his only friends were a blind black guy and a robot.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-07-02 21:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm so ashamed I'm an alter now and add absolutely nothing to this site because there's noone left to appreciate a good posting besides the one's who want to piggy-back a post with a link-whore, or their own related story, summerized in a reply, because they're too lazy to create their own, and the -2 nami one-pump chumps who have nothing else better to do because they've never even smelled a pussy.
Short answer...
Nothing changed .
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-02 21:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-02 19:57:45 EDT (#)
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I mean, have you seen the most heated list?
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*weep*
I have 2 posts on Heated right now.
Granted, they're utter shit. Utter and complete.
But a) I go through heavy bouts of fiction writing that never come near Heated, and b) I'm gunning for Axolotl's MVA slot.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
touche
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:48:39 EDT (#)
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Old Skool like 3rd-person is old skool.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:47:12 EDT (#)
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and, yes.. i realize i'm camping.. but, like i said.. I'M BORED AS SHIT
that is, supposing that shit is bored a lot. i wouldn't know. captain foamy would.
LMFAODSLKSDL!!JK!!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:46:10 EDT (#)
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That's right.. WiKi is Old Skool
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:45:05 EDT (#)
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wow boys check out the user number on THIS one
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:43:21 EDT (#)
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just a joke
to stave off boredom
it didnt work
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:22:34 EDT (#)
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wait, aren't you cute? what happened? why this?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, you're the type of chick who likes the pimp hand, eh? Do your thang, chica. Do your thang.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:12:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-03 01:11:33 BST (#)
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I treid to raise an alter killing army. Nobody wanted to join me. "That's the way it is" they all claimed.
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When? I'll join.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:11:33 EDT (#)
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I treid to raise an alter killing army. Nobody wanted to join me. "That's the way it is" they all claimed.
*sigh*
Maybe I'll just get banned. Works better than rehab, and I don't have any alters so it could be easy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:10:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-03 01:10:00 BST (#)
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anyway - i'm off again.. things to do, a child to wash (in the bathtub, not the river..this time)
maybe i'll be back.. we shall see
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PEEL IT AND WASH IT WITH SALT, MAKES GOOD EATINGS.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:10:00 EDT (#)
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anyway - i'm off again.. things to do, a child to wash (in the bathtub, not the river..this time)
maybe i'll be back.. we shall see
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:09:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-03 01:08:30 BST (#)
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i'm an idiot. i threw the cement block in before it was tied to the sack.
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Sweet Jesus. Anyway, boulders are much better to use. More good for the environment too, hey?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:08:30 EDT (#)
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i'm an idiot. i threw the cement block in before it was tied to the sack.
so sue me. i'm still smarter than 99.9999999% of the idiots on here.
:)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:07:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-03 01:06:23 BST (#)
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i was too far in
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Too far into the river to get the sack open properly? Dude, you're supposed to prepare for things like this elsewhere.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:06:23 EDT (#)
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i was too far in
besides, the child credit on my taxes makes up for it
::this is a joke. i love my child. lakisjdlfaksjdlsdfkj::
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:05:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-03 01:04:47 BST (#)
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i don't believe that, either
kidding
same thing happened to me -- had a baby and all that
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And didn't go for the weighted sack & river option? Works a treat usually!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:04:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:04:47 EDT (#)
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i don't believe that, either
kidding
same thing happened to me -- had a baby and all that
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:03:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-03 01:02:58 BST (#)
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bastards
does Method still come around?
i wouldn't believe you if you told me he doesn't
his alters shall live until the end of time
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He's not been here in some time. Real-life commitments or so I hear.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:02:58 EDT (#)
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bastards
does Method still come around?
i wouldn't believe you if you told me he doesn't
his alters shall live until the end of time
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-02 20:02:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-03 00:59:29 BST (#)
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why did you guys let it go that far?!
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Blame Oathmeal and Sicosemen.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-02 19:59:29 EDT (#)
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why did you guys let it go that far?!
too bad you can't commit Uber genocide on the fucktards.. that'd be an awesome virus
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-02 19:57:45 EDT (#)
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I mean, have you seen the most heated list?
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Truth. Though I am there with a shitty GIF!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-02 19:56:40 EDT (#)
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yep, that's understood
i've been around a bit -- lurking here & there with the occasional comment
i see that this place has fallen apart and doesn't have 1/8 of the comedic factor that it once had
that's ok -- things could change again. who knows?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-02 19:53:00 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry. You haven't posted for 145-ish days? You do know the turnover rate here, right?
The main players have long gone. Most people here are so focused on all the pathetic alters, nothing else matters. I mean, have you seen the most heated list?
So...for better or worse...welcome back?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-02 19:49:40 EDT (#)
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COMMENT!!
I NEED SOMETHING TO READ!!
by the by, this is NOT my boyfriend
I REPEAT: THIS ENTIRE POST WAS FALSIFIED
but. I figured you fellas could figure that out yourselves.