How to make proper mac and cheeze. (654 hits)
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Submitted by Carter P Fly (View user info) at 2007-07-03 04:53:55 EDT
I know its Tuesday and I should post about rape or some shit but this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/109789 pissed me off no end. A mac and cheeze recipe that uses packet mac and cheeze? Fuck right off, you aint even geting a cunting reply to that dogmeat of a recipe.
Mac an' Cheeze consists of macaroni and cheeze so extras like bacon and onion are mere discretionary additions. If you are using them make sure to actually chop fresh onions and cook them in good oil. You can use rapeseed oil if you wanna add some rape to your meal, always a bonus!!!
And the lady you have over will never know about the sly rape she unknowingly recieved.
Anyways...I digre.......Fuck no, I not saying that.
Bacon. If you've ever eaten or purchased bacon from a jar that stab yourself. Ive never seen it personally but the very idea is stab worthy. You sick fat fucks. Buy hicory smoked back bacon, preferrably denny, cos the irish do the best rashers in the world, mmmm bajinners look like rashers. Cook it with a little rape or groundnut oil but dont make it crispy, crispy backon is for fucktards with no decerning palate whatsoever and like their steaks burnt to a crisp as well. These animals died for you, you cuntfuckhole, taste their juicy deady goodness. Cremation is for Jews, Gypsies and Jehovas Witnesses, but thats a whole differnt BBQ recipe.
Anyway mac and cheeze. Yes.
Make Rue based cheeze sauce: melt a large glob of butter (real butter) in a saucepan and add a half tablespoon or so flour and stir till its pretty smooth. Add a pint of milk and heat but dont boil. Dont let it boil. Really dont, actually pay fucking attention for once in your lazy pathetic life. Once its hot add a fistfull or whatever looks like your mix will take of grated chedder cheeze from a block of cheeze. The pre grated packet stuff is the worst quality muck you could possibly buy. Its not just normal chedder conveniently grated and packaged, its the shit chedder you couldnt sell in a block that fucktards will pay more for as its convenient. Take it off the heat and keep stirring until the cheeze melts. You can put it back on and take it off the heat as required. Add in some Mustard to taste, english mustard works fantastic. You only need a little bit, its not mustard sauce so dont have it taste to strongly of mustard. Wholegrain mustard is nice as well but avoid the stuff with vinegar as it curdles the mix.
Mix this into a bowl with cooked macaroni, and whatever other bits of crap you want to add, put into an oven dish and give the top a light sprinkling of chedder and parmesan.
Put in a hot preheated over for a 10-15 mins and then switch to grill until the top starts to brown.
Then serve.
I have a copy of this betty crocker cookbook from the 50's. Betty Crocker kicked ass until she got greedy and now people assiciate the name with packaged crap and not a subservient cookin', bakin' and baby makin' machine.
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-07-05 17:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmm i love mac and cheese.
I like this cause it's relatively simple, yet still homemmade. My man the food snob spend $60 making some super-fancy four-cheese and pasta gourmet crap, which was a nice sentiment but HOLY FUCKING GOD WHO SPENDS SIXTY DOLLARS MAKING MACARONI AND FUCKING CHEESE?!?! I much prefer the simple, tastes-like-my-nana-made-it approach for something like this.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-07-04 11:33:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:17:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-07-03 16:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Correct on the basics.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-03 16:30:37 EDT (#)
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For clownin'
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-03 15:43:49 EDT (#)
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Mustard?
That sounds absolutely nauseating.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-03 15:17:55 EDT (#)
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your recipe is inedible.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yum.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Almost exactly like mine, except I use breadcrumbs and thinly sliced tomato on top as well.
That other recipe made me gag a little.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-03 13:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best yet.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-07-03 12:48:24 EDT (#)
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It's like reading a scribble.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:47:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:28:58 EDT (#)
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Fuck Yes.
You should post more.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:23:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-07-03 10:13:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-07-03 09:46:10 EDT (#)
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Anyways...I digre.......Fuck no, I not saying that.
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+2 for that.
And lots of other stuff, too.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-07-03 09:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Edutaining. And I agree: never EVER use preshredded cheese in cooking. The shreds are coated with starch to keep them from sticking together. Starch powder is only allowed if I add it for thickening. I'll accept it on the outside of marshmallows, too.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-07-03 09:25:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dervish (user info) at 2007-07-03 09:10:29 EDT (#)
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This was fantastic. Humour and a real recipe?
Author = Renaissance Man
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-07-03 07:20:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-07-03 07:01:01 EDT (#)
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pretty solid.
i hate the use of the word "fucktard"
it makes you sound like a fucking retard loser who spends too much time insulting people on internet forums...fucktar. nope just doesn't cut it.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-07-03 06:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Cremation is for Jews, Gypsies and Jehovas Witnesses, but thats a whole differnt BBQ recipe." - Love it!
As someone said below, "Gold"...stein.
Also loved the inclusion of rape. - Very nicely done.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-03 06:41:56 EDT (#)
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actually pay fucking attention for once in your lazy pathetic life.
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Ironic, given you can barely spell.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-03 06:19:39 EDT (#)
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OH NOSE.......
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-07-03 05:00:55 EDT (#)
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That was pretty good lol.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-03 04:58:08 EDT (#)
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"Cremation is for Jews, Gypsies and Jehovas Witnesses, but thats a whole differnt BBQ recipe."
Gold.